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EWH3 EWH3 #1258 The ‘That’s So Fetch!’ Trail - Thursday, October 7th. 6:45 PM @ Rhode Island Metro (Red Line) OR 5:30 PM @ West Hyattsville (Green Line)

10/07 08:00 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7*

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

In order to allow for contact tracing and to ensure brew crew is adequately prepared, sign up on HashRego is required for everyone (even those who are rego’d for Hashtivus). If you do not rego in advance, you will be required to do so at the start of trail.

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required for everyone. BYO water.


Ohmigosh, Regina, we’re at it again and this trail is going to be as grool as it gets! So get in losers, we’re going hashing. Don your best MEAN GIRLS attire because it’s 69 degrees and there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining. Don’t forget to wear pink if you want to sit with us- Wednesday is our favorite day!!

--- REGULAR TRAIL ---

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 7, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Rhode Island Ave Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island and V Street NE

Hares: They Blow Up So Fast, Burlington Ho Factory, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, I Cum in a Land Down Under and s/Kooter Kunte

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.908 mi first half / 0.75 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

BVC on major road crossings and near train tracks! Headlamps are always a good idea this time of year as is packing your own, portable water.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

--- BALLBUSTER TRAIL ---

When: 5:30 PM Thursday, October 7, 2021. Pack away at 6:00 PM!

Where: West Hyattsville, follow marks to nearby grass

Nearest Capital Bike Share: West Hyattsville metro

Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Stain Gretzky, and Just Noah

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.8 mi. first half, 2.7 mi. second half, 2.8 mi. third(!) half, 2.8 mi. fourth(!!) half
- Shiggy: 3.69 (brief, but potent)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z’. Bring your own vessel and a full water bottle. CRANIUM LAMPS FOR SURE! Be smart, have fun.

--- AFTER TRAIL ---

End Metro: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood (Red)
Last Trains Out:
- Northbound RED Line: 12:16 AM
- Southbound RED Line: 11:54 PM

On After: The Dew Drop Inn

Upcoming Events!
October 9 - DC Red Dress Run!
October 25 - MisManagement Interest Happy Hour @Town Tavern, 6-8PM.

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

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See the full list!

81 Hashers came

including:

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Gotta Eat Dick (GED)

Sacile Madness H3
S&MH3

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Fury load

(EWH3)

all day i dream about sausage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Turkey Twat

(DCH4)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Still the reigning Pro...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Bow Chicka Bow Bow

(EWH3)

Tik Tok It's Dik O'Clock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not like the app

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Noah

(ECH3)

Steve

(EWH3)

Issues and Tissues

(EWH3)

GFA

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
I'll take a pint of that!

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Step daddy

(EWH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

23 in Me

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Robocock

DC Road Whores
Trust me, I'm a profes...

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Cuffed and Battered

(PittH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Roll Over, Bitch!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(MtnBH3)

Horny Hands

(ReadingH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

8apus

(EWH3)

Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Laserpuss

Hillbilly H3
...

Chia Head

(BAH3)

Just Brittany

(EWH3)

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(MBH3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

#SquadHoles

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Just nick

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Shannon

(Homeless)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

s/Kooter Kunte

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Immoral Support

(MBH3)

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

(Bushman H3 (Chica...)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

the cocktease falcon

(EWH3)

Just Drake (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Bites when provoked.

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Sphincter Control

(Pgh-H3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Wilderness H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rotten Whore

(DCRW)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

All Choked Up

(BAH3)