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EWH3 EWH3 #1258 The ‘That’s So Fetch!’ Trail - Thursday, October 7th. 6:45 PM @ Rhode Island Metro (Red Line) OR 5:30 PM @ West Hyattsville (Green Line)

10/07 08:00 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7*

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

In order to allow for contact tracing and to ensure brew crew is adequately prepared, sign up on HashRego is required for everyone (even those who are rego’d for Hashtivus). If you do not rego in advance, you will be required to do so at the start of trail.

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required for everyone. BYO water.


Ohmigosh, Regina, we’re at it again and this trail is going to be as grool as it gets! So get in losers, we’re going hashing. Don your best MEAN GIRLS attire because it’s 69 degrees and there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining. Don’t forget to wear pink if you want to sit with us- Wednesday is our favorite day!!

--- REGULAR TRAIL ---

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 7, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Rhode Island Ave Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island and V Street NE

Hares: They Blow Up So Fast, Burlington Ho Factory, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, I Cum in a Land Down Under and s/Kooter Kunte

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.908 mi first half / 0.75 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

BVC on major road crossings and near train tracks! Headlamps are always a good idea this time of year as is packing your own, portable water.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

--- BALLBUSTER TRAIL ---

When: 5:30 PM Thursday, October 7, 2021. Pack away at 6:00 PM!

Where: West Hyattsville, follow marks to nearby grass

Nearest Capital Bike Share: West Hyattsville metro

Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Stain Gretzky, and Just Noah

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.8 mi. first half, 2.7 mi. second half, 2.8 mi. third(!) half, 2.8 mi. fourth(!!) half
- Shiggy: 3.69 (brief, but potent)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z’. Bring your own vessel and a full water bottle. CRANIUM LAMPS FOR SURE! Be smart, have fun.

--- AFTER TRAIL ---

End Metro: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood (Red)
Last Trains Out:
- Northbound RED Line: 12:16 AM
- Southbound RED Line: 11:54 PM

On After: The Dew Drop Inn

Upcoming Events!
October 9 - DC Red Dress Run!
October 25 - MisManagement Interest Happy Hour @Town Tavern, 6-8PM.

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

Public Event

See the full list!

81 Hashers came

including:

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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The Cumburglar!

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Steve

(EWH3)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Busted Bush

So Happy It's Tuesday
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Horny Hands

(ReadingH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Rotten Whore

(DCRW)

Screaming Pussy

(MtnBH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Turkey Twat

(DCH4)

Just Shannon

(Homeless)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Sphincter Control

(Pgh-H3)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Red Roper

White House H3
...

Issues and Tissues

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Step daddy

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Just Drake (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

8apus

(EWH3)

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
I'll take a pint of that!

Just nick

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Wilderness H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Screaming Pussy

(MBH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Laserpuss

Hillbilly H3
...

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

(Bushman H3 (Chica...)

all day i dream about sausage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Atari 6900

(WH4)

23 in Me

(EWH3)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Roll Over, Bitch!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Brittany

(EWH3)

Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Bites when provoked.

All Choked Up

(BAH3)

Bow Chicka Bow Bow

(EWH3)

Robocock

DC Road Whores
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Fury load

(EWH3)

Cuffed and Battered

(PittH3)

GFA

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

(MBH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save beer shower toget...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Chia Head

(BAH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

the cocktease falcon

(EWH3)

Dueces

Sacile Madness H3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tik Tok It's Dik O'Clock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not like the app

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

s/Kooter Kunte

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Just Noah

(ECH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

#SquadHoles

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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La Gingeracha

(EWH3)