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EWH3 EWH3 #1258 The ‘That’s So Fetch!’ Trail - Thursday, October 7th. 6:45 PM @ Rhode Island Metro (Red Line) OR 5:30 PM @ West Hyattsville (Green Line)

10/07 08:00 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7*

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

In order to allow for contact tracing and to ensure brew crew is adequately prepared, sign up on HashRego is required for everyone (even those who are rego’d for Hashtivus). If you do not rego in advance, you will be required to do so at the start of trail.

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required for everyone. BYO water.


Ohmigosh, Regina, we’re at it again and this trail is going to be as grool as it gets! So get in losers, we’re going hashing. Don your best MEAN GIRLS attire because it’s 69 degrees and there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining. Don’t forget to wear pink if you want to sit with us- Wednesday is our favorite day!!

--- REGULAR TRAIL ---

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 7, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Rhode Island Ave Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island and V Street NE

Hares: They Blow Up So Fast, Burlington Ho Factory, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, I Cum in a Land Down Under and s/Kooter Kunte

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.908 mi first half / 0.75 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

BVC on major road crossings and near train tracks! Headlamps are always a good idea this time of year as is packing your own, portable water.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

--- BALLBUSTER TRAIL ---

When: 5:30 PM Thursday, October 7, 2021. Pack away at 6:00 PM!

Where: West Hyattsville, follow marks to nearby grass

Nearest Capital Bike Share: West Hyattsville metro

Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Stain Gretzky, and Just Noah

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.8 mi. first half, 2.7 mi. second half, 2.8 mi. third(!) half, 2.8 mi. fourth(!!) half
- Shiggy: 3.69 (brief, but potent)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z’. Bring your own vessel and a full water bottle. CRANIUM LAMPS FOR SURE! Be smart, have fun.

--- AFTER TRAIL ---

End Metro: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood (Red)
Last Trains Out:
- Northbound RED Line: 12:16 AM
- Southbound RED Line: 11:54 PM

On After: The Dew Drop Inn

Upcoming Events!
October 9 - DC Red Dress Run!
October 25 - MisManagement Interest Happy Hour @Town Tavern, 6-8PM.

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

Public Event

See the full list!

81 Hashers came

including:

23 in Me

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

(Bushman H3 (Chica...)

Horny Hands

(ReadingH3)

Roll Over, Bitch!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

GFA

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

#SquadHoles

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Just Brittany

(EWH3)

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Step daddy

(EWH3)

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chia Head

(BAH3)

Laserpuss

Hillbilly H3
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Issues and Tissues

(EWH3)

Just Shannon

(Homeless)

s/Kooter Kunte

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Turkey Twat

(DCH4)

Busted Bush

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Steve

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save beer shower toget...

8apus

(EWH3)

Screaming Pussy

(MtnBH3)

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Wilderness H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Robocock

DC Road Whores
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
I'll take a pint of that!

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Noah

(ECH3)

Just Drake (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Tik Tok It's Dik O'Clock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not like the app

the cocktease falcon

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Just nick

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

(MBH3)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Screaming Pussy

(MBH3)

All Choked Up

(BAH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

all day i dream about sausage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Sphincter Control

(Pgh-H3)

Fury load

(EWH3)

Rotten Whore

(DCRW)

Gotta Eat Dick (GED)

Sacile Madness H3
S&MH3

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cuffed and Battered

(PittH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Bites when provoked.

Bow Chicka Bow Bow

(EWH3)