Mouthful of Clam
In order to allow for contact tracing and to ensure brew crew is adequately prepared, sign up on HashRego is required for everyone (even those who are rego’d for Hashtivus). If you do not rego in advance, you will be required to do so at the start of trail.
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required for everyone. BYO water.
Ohmigosh, Regina, we’re at it again and this trail is going to be as grool as it gets! So get in losers, we’re going hashing. Don your best MEAN GIRLS attire because it’s 69 degrees and there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining. Don’t forget to wear pink if you want to sit with us- Wednesday is our favorite day!!
--- REGULAR TRAIL ---
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 7, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Rhode Island Ave Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island and V Street NE
Hares: They Blow Up So Fast, Burlington Ho Factory, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, I Cum in a Land Down Under and s/Kooter Kunte
- Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.908 mi first half / 0.75 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69
BVC on major road crossings and near train tracks! Headlamps are always a good idea this time of year as is packing your own, portable water.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.
--- BALLBUSTER TRAIL ---
When: 5:30 PM Thursday, October 7, 2021. Pack away at 6:00 PM!
Where: West Hyattsville, follow marks to nearby grass
Nearest Capital Bike Share: West Hyattsville metro
Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Stain Gretzky, and Just Noah
- Runners: 2.8 mi. first half, 2.7 mi. second half, 2.8 mi. third(!) half, 2.8 mi. fourth(!!) half
- Shiggy: 3.69 (brief, but potent)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z’. Bring your own vessel and a full water bottle. CRANIUM LAMPS FOR SURE! Be smart, have fun.
--- AFTER TRAIL ---
End Metro: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood (Red)
Last Trains Out:
- Northbound RED Line: 12:16 AM
- Southbound RED Line: 11:54 PM
On After: The Dew Drop Inn
October 9 - DC Red Dress Run!
October 25 - MisManagement Interest Happy Hour @Town Tavern, 6-8PM.
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email email@example.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email firstname.lastname@example.org. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email email@example.com.
STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.
They Blow Up So Fast
Burlington Ho Factory
Tik Tok It's Dik O'Clock
Gonna Probably Spew
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
General Tso’s Dicken
Honey Bunches of Cunt
Please Step Away from the Whores
Bow Chicka Bow Bow
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushman H3 (Chica...)
Bitches Give Stitches
23 in Me
Raider of the Lost Box
Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer
Just Drake (EWH3)
The Great White MILF
Shetland Blow Me
Drillbert Stinker Dick the Cricket Negotiator
The Defense Breasts
Maybe It's Gaybelline
the cocktease falcon
I Cum in the Land Down Under
Roll Over, Bitch!
Vincent Van Gogh F*ck Myself
Semen on the Pew
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Down Down on the Brown Brown
all day i dream about sausage
Gotta Eat Dick (GED)
You Sucked My Battledick
Cuffed and Battered
Ready Player None
Mouthful of Clam
Issues and Tissues
All Choked Up