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EWH3 1254: The Backyardigans Trail! - 6:45 PM Thursday, September 9th - Bethesda Metro (Red Line)

09/09 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.


Remember those times when you were a kiddo and you’d head into the thick of it to build the most epic forts and castles in your backyard? Or those times when you’d pretend to be a castaway on a desert island?

Come relive your childhood memories in DC’s backyard: Maryland?

Theme is The Backyardigans/TikTok/Oshkosh B’Gosh/Big Dogs

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 9, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Bethesda Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: outside Bethesda Metro

Hares: Atari6900!!

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1 mi. first half / 1 mi. second half
Shiggy Level: Pavement pounder. Dog friendly.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring a cranium lamp, mug, and filled water bottle! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Bethesda (Red):
– Glenmont 11:44
– Shady Grove 12:26

On After: The Barking Dog, 4723 Elm St, Bethesda, MD 20814

Upcoming Events!
• October 7 - Mean Girls and/or Ballbuster Trail!
• October 9 – DC Red Dress Run!

Give Back to the Hash!

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!

• HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

• ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to talk about it.

• STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!


Start Location Details

Bethesda Metro

Start Location TBA

Public Event

See the full list!

30 Hashers came

including:

Bugs

(OTH3)

Steve

(ewh3)

Just nick

(Ewd3)

6 From Behind

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Gotta Eat Dick (GED)

(SMH3)

Turkey Twat

(DCH4)

Semen on the Pew

(EWH3)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Just Danielle

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Just Anna

(EWH3)

sKooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just

(None)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Cocktease Falcon

(EWH3)

Monsoon Poon

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Quid Pro Blow

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deepthroat Corndog

California Larrikins
it's not illegal unles...

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

A Midsemester Nights Cream

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!