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EWH3 #1248: The Cream of the Crop Top Trail! - Thursday, July 22nd – Rhode Island Ave - Brentwood (Red)

07/29 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. As always, vessels are required.

Reminders:
1. Bring a full reusable water bottle to start
2. Sign up on HashRego before trail


When humans learned to produce crops, they achieved the second greatest advance in civilization of all time. When they learned to produce crop tops, they peaked.

Wear yours. Don't have one? If you have a shirt and scissors, you have a crop top!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 29, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM sharp!

Where: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood, follow marks to west side of track
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood

Hares: Stain Gretzky, Slothy Seconds, Atari 6900, Mouthful of Clam, Just Doug, Just Emily

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 1.6 second half
- Walkers: 0.9 mi. first half / 0.7 second half
- low to no shiggy

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (.2 mi. to metro). Bring your own vessel, a headlamp, and a FULL WATER BOTTLE. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood
Last Trains out:
- Glenmont 12:16 PM
- Shady Grove 11:54 PM
- double check your apps!

On After: MetroBar
- Empanadas will be available!
- All beer, wine, liquor is DMV made!

Give Back to the Hash!

• ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com for details

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!

• HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

• STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!


Vessel, Cranium Lamp, Mask

Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Unlisted Event

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52 Hashers came

including:

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Ewh3

(EWH3)

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Throbbin Hood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Emily B (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fuppet

(HereticsH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Just Rebekah (Virgin)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Just Alvin

(EWH3)

Just Doug (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rail Mary

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

I Bless the Cum Down in Africa

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Deep Anal Horizon

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

What’s A Bonheur

(EWH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Elizabear

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Bland Camp

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Screeching Eargasm

(DCH4)

23 in Me

(EWH3)

s/Kooter Kunte

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

the cocktease falcon

(EWH3)

Chale Why?

(EWH3)

Just Emily 2

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4/EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Bipolar bear

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Turkey Twat

(DCH4)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roll Over, Bitch!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

BackSnatch

(WH4)

all day i dream about sausage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Bites when provoked.