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EWH3 #1247 The Robin Sparkles Trail - Thursday, July 22nd – Smithsonian (Orange/Blue/Silver)

07/22 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. As always, vessels are required. Remember to sign up on Hash Rego before trail!

HASH NEWS:

Hashers, not Trashers! - It's hot, and drinking water is smart BUT prepackaged bottle water isn't so environmentally friendly! Luckily, your brew crew is offering a state of the art "Water Transport System." Simply bring a full reusable water bottle to start, place it in the water bin, and your water will be magically transported along the trail for you to access at beer check and end. Help us do our part to keep Mother Earth happy and healthy!


You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 22, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Smithsonian Metro, Mall exit (12th at Jefferson), follow marks to start!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Jefferson Drive and 12th

Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Rail Mary, Ready Player None, and Just Emily

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2.4 second half
- Walkers: 1.2 mi. first half / 1.3 second half
- A dab of shiggy and one 3 ft drop for dogs on runner trail

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a headlamp, and a FULL WATER BOTTLE. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! It might be a wet night. Be smart and have fun.

End Metro: Judiciary Square [Red] (0.6 miles from end circle)
Last Trains out:
- Glenmont 12:10 PM
- Shady Grove 12:00 PM
- double check your apps!

On After: Hamilton's!!!

Give Back to the Hash!

• ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com for details

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!

• HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

• STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Vessel, Cranium Lamp, Full Water Bottle, Mask

Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

EWH3-Only Event

See the full list!

43 Hashers came

including:

Seriously 5-10

(Cch3)

All Abscess Pass

(CLH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Graciela

(EWH3)

Special Head Kid

(EWH3)

Lickalottacockus

Mount Vernon H3
...

s/Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Just nick

(EWH3)

Chale Why?

(EWH3)

Steve

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Please /step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

AARPenis

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Bundeslicker

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Red Roper

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Goldman Ballsacks

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Knocked Up

White House H3
hashing with the Tokyo...

Rail Mary

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

A Midsemester Nights Cream

(EWH3)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Just Erin

(ExaH3)

Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Bites when provoked.

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Turn the Meat Around

(EWH3)

Legman

(SHHH)

the cocktease falcon

(EWH3)

Just Emily (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Glue Factory Gum Job

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

23 in Me

(EWH3)

What's A Boner?

(EWH3)