As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. As always, vessels are required. Remember to rego via Hash Rego before trail!
Hashers, not Trashers! - It's hot, and drinking water is smart BUT prepackaged bottle water isn't so environmentally friendly! Luckily, your brew crew is offering a state of the art "Water Transport System." Simply bring a full reusable water bottle to start, place it in the water bin, and your water will be magically transported along the trail for you to access at beer check and end. Help us do our part to keep Mother Earth happy and healthy!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 15, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Navy Yard Metro (M & New Jersey - DOT Exit) – follow marks to start!
Bus Option: P6
Nearest Capital Bike Share: M St & New Jersey Ave SE
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrödinger's Cock, Slurpee the Large Mouth Lass, 9021-ho, Just Alex
- Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 1.8 second half
- Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 0.9 second half
- No shiggy, but trail will go through public splash zones (fountains, pools, and ponds).
- Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded).
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 miles). You WILL get wet! It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last Transportation from Waterfront:
- Branch Ave 11:18 PM
- Greenbelt 10:52 PM
- double check your apps!
On After: Patio at Walter's Sports Bar - 10th N St SE
Specials: $5 select drafts, wine, and rail cocktails
Give Back to the Hash!
ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email email@example.com for details
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at firstname.lastname@example.org to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email email@example.com. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).
STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.
Vessel, Cranium Lamp, Mask
Mouthful of Clam
General Tso’s Dicken
Gonna Probably Spew
CoXXX on Demand
Nerves of Squeal
All Abscess Pass
(San Diego Larrikins)
What's A Boner
The Cocktease Falcon
Slurpee the Big Mouth Lass
Coconut Cream Gie
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Ready Player None
Honey Bunches of Cunt
Split Her Bare
Burlington Ho Factory
I Bless the Cum Down in Africa
The Defense Breasts
Just Doug (EWH3)
Turn the Meat Around
Please Step Away from the Whores