Cost: $7*
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
TBA
As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.
For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.
49 years ago this Thursday, five burglars were arrested for breaking into the Democratic National Headquarters at the Watergate, sparking investigations by the Washington Post and Congress that would culminate in the resignation of President Richard Nixon. It also inspired one of the most iconic films of the 20th century:
Anyway, this trail goes through the Watergate complex, into Georgetown (a neighborhood that Nixon hated) and by the garage where Woodward and Bernstein met "Deep Throat". Hippie clothes are welcome, but leave the recording to the Hash Flash!
A pack of 50 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle. Trail is A to B.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 17, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Foggy Bottom-GWU
D'erections: exit onto 23rd Street NW, and follow marks to start!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 24th and New Hampshire Ave NW
Hares: Special Red, Bow Chicka Bow Bow, Ginger Snatch, and Mystery Hares
Trail Details:
Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.8 second half
- Shiggy level: what is a shiggy? (1), dog-friendly
Walkers: 1.5 mi. first half / 1 second half
- Shiggy level: what is a shiggy? (1), dog-friendly
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. No PI; dog-friendly; the Watergate Complex can be hard to orient - just ask the burglars - so I'll mark it heavily with chalk. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun.
Mask, Vessel, Cranium Lamp
including:
Just Brady
(EWH3)
Just Eric
(EWH3)
Special "My Other Thing Got Canceled" Red
(White House H3)
A Thong of Ice and Fire
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Papal smear
(EWH3)
just haleigh
(ExaH3)
Naughtya
(DCH4)
Shamrock
(EWH3)
Just Twanna
(ExaH3)
BearFucker
(NYCH3)
A Midsemester Nights Cream
(EWH3)
The cocktease falcon
(EWH3)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
23 in Me
(Everyday is Wedne...)
Daddy’s Dick
(WH4)
Spit ‘n Spin
(EWH3)
Guanoloco
(MVH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Bow Chicka Bow Bow
(EWH3)
Just Doug
(FCH3)
Just nick
(ExaH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Turkey Twat
(DCH4)
Shetland Blowme
(EWH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
George StuffedAnOctopus
(EWH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many