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EWH3 #1235: May Babies Trail - 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5 – Brookland-CUA Metro (Red)

05/06 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7*

Hare(s):

PSA and Haystack

Shiggy:

TBA

As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.


April showers bring May . . . babies? What kind of showers are we talking about exactly?? Regardless of what they grew out of, let’s celebrate the special flowers that were born this month.

A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Brookland-CUA Metro, Exit towards the bus side

D'erections: Exit towards the bus side and follow marks.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th and Monroe

Trail Details:
Runners: 2 mi. first half / 1.5 second half
Shiggy level 0.69 - Dog Friendly
Walkers: .5 mi. first half / .5 second half
Shiggy level 0.69 - Dog + Stroller Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun.

More Announcements!
• EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you've got what it takes? Email the GMs at EWH3GMs@gmail.com by May 2 for more information!

• Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!

• We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!


Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
- Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
- Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
- Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!
- You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
- Bottled water will also be provided - stay hydrated!
- Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
- There will be no bag van or snacks provided... YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
- Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.

5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha - ‪(202) 813-0689‬‬‬‬


Mask, Vessel, Cranium Lamp

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