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EWH3 #1233: The Fantasy Island Trail - 6:45 PM Thursday, April 22 - Stadium Armory (Orange, Blue, Silver)

04/22 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7*

Hare(s):

Around the World in 80 Lays; Bondage, James Bondage; and Honey Bunches of Cunt

Shiggy:

TBA

As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.


You just saw some cherry blossoms and now you're ready for some dirty hot summer! Get ready to pretend it's sweat season with this epic DC island trail. We haven't planned to make all your fantasies (good or "bad") come true if you are guests on this trail... but the hash has a way of granting fantasies, does it not?

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 22, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Stadium Armory (Orange, Blue, Silver), Exit 19th St. and Independence Ave., walk east on Independence, continue on walking trail to parking lot, cross parking lot to the northeast corner of Lot 8.

D'erections: East on Independence, continue on walking trail to parking lot, cross parking lot to the northeast corner of Lot 7.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th St. SE and E. Capitol St. SE or 19th St. SE and C St. SE


Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:


  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.

  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.

  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!

  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

  • Bottled water will also be provided - stay hydrated!

  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.

  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided... YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!


Mask, Vessel, Cranium Lamp

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47 Hashers came

including:

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

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Plzstepaway from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Shamrock Your Cock

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Tony Panda

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

The Cumburglar!

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Just Jack

(EWH3)

Atom

(ScotchH3)

Just Rachel

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Quid Pro Blow

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Orange is the New Snatch

(DCRW)

Kooter Kunte

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It's Miss Kunte if ya ...

Mouthful of Clam

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23 in Me

(EWH3)

Chale Why?

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

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Still the reigning Pro...

Bitches Give Stitches

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... and Throbbin'

(SoSH3)

Just Lisa

(EWH3)

Seizure's Phallus

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Pita

(DCH4)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

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Just Graciela (EWH3)

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Schrödinger's Cock

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Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

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Bundeslicker

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Bondage James Bondage

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Who wears shart sharts

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

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Tramp-sub-stantiation

(BAH3)

Around the world in 80 lays

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Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Tacos on a Bridge

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Otto von Jizzmark

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Batman

(BMPH3)

9021-Ho

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Poon-apple Juice

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Tragic Carpet Ride

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Issues

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

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