Event Banner Image

This event is over.

EWH3 #1214 – The No Good Very Bad Year End of 2020 Trail!

12/31 02:00 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

Tuck Tuck Deuce & Sorest Rump

Shiggy:

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/
For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto - (202) 556-3695


Right around 9 years ago the Hares went to their first hash in Georgetown and have been coming back ever since. Come on out to say goodbye to this craptacular year but also to say hello to a new one by running a super flat trail in CP.

Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re avoiding your family on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to everydayiswednesdayhash@gmail.com to secure a very festive trail credit. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: SPECIAL TIME! 2:00PM Thursday December 31, 2020. Pack away at 2:15 PM!

Where: Cleveland Park exit Westside

D'erections: Exit Westside of Metro and follow marks to start. The start will be near 3098 Sedgewick St., NW

Capital Bike Share: Conn Ave & Newark St., NW

Hares: Tuck Tuck Deuce & Sorest Rump

Trail Length: 
Runners: 1.9miles first half / 2.2 second half (level 3 shiggy)
Walkers: .9 first half / .9 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A. Dress warm and festive. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!


Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:


  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.

  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.

  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!

  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

  • Bottled water will also be provided - stay hydrated!

  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.

  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided... YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!


Mask, Vessel, Cranium Lamp

Start Location Details

Cleveland Park

3098 Sedgewick St. NW

Public Event

See the full list!

27 Hashers came

including:

21 Gum Salute

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

The Cumburglar

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Just Stephanie

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tacos on a Bridge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Linnaeus

(EWH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Goat

(WH4)

Edward Sissy Hands

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Quid Pro Blow

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Daddy’s Dick

(WH4)

9021-Ho

(EWH3)

Pita

(DCH4)

Preteen Protein

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Skooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Sorest Rump

(Couch H3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...