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EWH3 #1213 – XXXMas Eve – SPECIAL TIME 11:00 AM

12/24 11:15 AM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7


Please Step Away From the Whores & Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack



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Bah Hum Bug! Bring a camp chair and your craziest holiday stories for this special trail!

Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re avoiding your family on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to everydayiswednesdayhash@gmail.com to secure a very festive trail credit. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: SPECIAL TIME! 11:00 Thursday December 24th, 2020. Pack away at 11:15 AM!

Where: Navy Yard Metro Stop, Ballpark side - Follow marks to parking lot under 695.

D'erections: Exit on the Ballpark side, turn right after exiting the station, Left on M St., right on S. Capitol and left to the parking lot under 695.

Capital Bike Share: Bikers, you got coal this year.

Hares: Please Step Away From the Whores & Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack

Trail Length:
Runners: probably 1 mile
Walkers: Half a mile

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and festive. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.

  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.

  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!

  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

  • Bottled water will also be provided - stay hydrated!

  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.

  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided... YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

XXXMas Eve

Mask & Vessel

Start Location Details

Parking lot under 695

38.882707, -77.012534

Public Event

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