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EWH3 EWH3 #1211 – The 6th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail!

12/10 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7


Head Injury & mystery hare


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Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don't? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That's right, for the sixth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!

Virtual trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo on-trail and post it to the Google Photo album and send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to everydayiswednesdayhash@gmail.com for trail credit.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 Thursday December 10th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Fort Totten Metro (Red and Green Lines) - Follow marks to start in Fort Totten Park itself. See here.

D'erections: From the entrance to the metro, turn left. Follow the sidewalk to the pathway that cuts across the grass. Turn left on the path. Turn left on Fort Totten Drive. Turn left into the park at the first grassy open area.

Capital Bike Share: Fort Totten Metro (1st Pl. NE & Galloway St. NE), or New Hampshire Ave NW & Gallatin St. NW (both are equidistant to start).

Hares: Head Injury & mystery hare

Trail Length:
Runners: 2.3 mile first half, 2.1 second half (shiggy level 1.69)
Walkers: 1.0 first half, 1.0 second half

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A pavement pounder. Bring your cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.

  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.

  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!

  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

  • Bottled water will also be provided - stay hydrated!

  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.

  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided... YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

Ugly Christmas Sweater

Mask, Vessel, Cranium Lamp

Start Location Details

Fort Totten (0.5 mile walk)

38.949000, -77.005417

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