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EWH3 #1208 - Choose Your Own Adventure!

11/19 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7*

Hare(s):

Son What the Fuck?! and They Blow Up So Fast

Shiggy:

TBA

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I totally googled ‘how many days left in 2020?’ hoping for the perfect answer, 69. Alas, we’re well beyond that mark, but please take your own loose interpretation.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend trail. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 19th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Potomac Avenue Metro Station

D'erections: Follow marks from the escalator to start – approx. 69 inches

Capital Bike Share: Potomac & Pennsylvania Aves, in front of Harris Teeter

Hares: Son What the Fuck?! and They Blow Up So Fast

Trail Length:
Runners: 2.6 mile first half, 1.7 second half
Walkers: 1.2 first half, 1 second half

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A’ pavement pounder. Bring your cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!


Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:


  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.

  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.

  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!

  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

  • Bottled water will also be provided - stay hydrated!

  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.

  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided... YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!


Mask, Vessel, Cranium Lamp, Bug Spray

Start Location Details

Potomac Avenue Metro Station

700 14th St SE, Washington, DC 20003

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37 Hashers came

including:

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Rail Mary

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Schrödinger's Cock

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Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Tony Panda

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Pita

(RedTent)

9021-Ho

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Kristina

(EWH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
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Edward Sissy Hands

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Around the world in 80 lays

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Throbbin Hood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Tacos on a Bridge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Special Head Kid

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Just Jack

(ExaH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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HolyTit!

(EWH3)

Just Stephanie

(None)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Bondage, James Bondage

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
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Just Greg

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Chale Why?

(EWH3)

Chicks Ahoy

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

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Daddy's Dick

White House H3
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