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EWH3 #1203 – The Fifth Anal Mean Girls Trail!

10/15 07:45 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

Kooter Kunte & Roll Over, Bitch!

Shiggy:

TBA

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Is beer a carb? Who cares, I'm getting cheese fries. If COVID has your sweatpants being all that fits you, well, get in losers, we're going hashing. And as we all know, on Wednesdays we wear pink! And that's how all the hashers died. No, I'm totally kidding.

You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 15th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Raymond Educational Campus

D'erections: From Petworth Metro, exit to the left (West side of Georgia), up the escalators and to the right. Take the first right and go downhill until you see hash-sign.

Capital Bike Share: Georgia Ave & Rock Creek Church NW

Hares: Kooter Kunte & Roll Over, Bitch!

Trail Length:
Runners: 2.9 miles first half, 2.0 second half
Walkers: 1.25 mile first half, 1.0 second half

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, low PI risk, runners & walkers dog friendly, you'll want to have a light! Walkers trail is tough stroller friendly. It should be a nice night, and I would know - it's like I have ESPN or something. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!


Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:


  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.

  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.

  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!

  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

  • Bottled water will also be provided - stay hydrated!

  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.

  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided... YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!


Mean Girls

Mask, Vessel, Cranium Lamp, Bug Spray

Start Location Details

Raymond Educational Campus

38.935984, -77.025704

Public Event

33 Hashers came:

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Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

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Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

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Deetz Nutz

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You know I got the deetz

General Tso's Dicken

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Tso Good

Heaven's Gape

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Lickthyologist

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Maybe It's Gaybelline

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Mayor Bloomy

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I don’t see a mark.

Mourning Wood

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Not a happy morning, t...

Poon-apple Juice

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Ready Player None

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Schrödinger's Cock

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Shamrock Your Cock

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Son What the Fuck?!

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Special Red

White House H3
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Tacos on a Bridge

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The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
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They Blow Up So Fast

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Throbbin Hood

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Infidellatio

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Just Lisa

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Papal smear

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Red Dawn

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Tumble Cry

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