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EWH3 #1199 – International Talk Like A Pirate Day trail!

09/17 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7


Captain Close Encounters of the Turd Kind and First Mate 9021Ho


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YAAARRR!! September 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and we be honorin' it wit' a trail fit for you scalliwags, landlubbers, and se(a)men! Come for an evenin' of socially distant sea shanties while antagonizing the maritime waters of DC!

Captain Turd Kind beached his boat and he needs your help! Find the parts he needs to repair his ship and you will be rewarded! There might even be trail treasure! Get ready to sail the Anacostia, take on our pirate rivals, and plunder the land! Beware the Navy and the Coast Guard, they're out to stop this debaucherous pleasure cruise and will make you swab the poop deck if you're not careful!

Whether ye be lookin' for treasure or just some booty, this trail will be packed with fun!

You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: Thursday, September 17 - Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:15pm SHARP!

Where: Pirate Ship Playground at Anacostia Park (closest metro is Potomac Ave.)

D'Erections: From the Potomac Ave. station, follow the southeast-bound side of Pennsylvania Ave over the John Phillip Sousa Bridge into Anacostia. At the end of the bridge, follow the footpath to the right and down the hill. (If you walk along the northwest-bound side, it will be a longer walk to start.)

Hares: Captain Close Encounters of the Turd Kind and First Mate 9021Ho

Trail Length:
Runners: 5.0 miles (2.4 first half, 2.6 second half)
Walkers: 2.2 miles (0.9 first half, 1.3 second half)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Minor shiggy for r*nners (1.69/5), shin-high grass for walkers. Don't bring your stroller, but tough dogs might be okay. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be safe, stay distant, bring bug spray & a cranium lamp, wash your hands. Mask and vessel required.

Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Mask, Vessel, Cranium Lamp, Bug Spray

Start Location Details

Pirate Ship Playground at Anacostia Park

Pirate Ship Playground At Anacostia Park, Washington, DC 20020

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