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EWH3 1198

09/10 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7


Bitches Give Stitches, 21 Gum Salute


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Half birthdays are so last year. Let's celebrate the full Monty in style in the best way we know...

Join your hares 21 Gum Salute and Bitches Give Stitches on a trail that is, at best, half-baked. They'll bring the flour, you bring the icing.

When: Thursday, September 10; CIrcle up at 6:45, On-Out at 7:00

Where: Under Key Bridge

D'Erections:3500 Water St NW, Washington, DC 20007. closest Metro is Rosslyn across the Francis Scott Key bridge - follow marks to start! Also note that there is a capital bike share docking station very close to start at 34th & Water St NW, Washington, DC 20007

Hares: Bitches Give Stitches, 21 Gum Salute

Trail Length:
Runners 1st half - 2.02 miles
Runners 2nd half - 1.76 miles
Walkers 1st half - 1.32 miles
Walkers 2nd half - 1.34 miles

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, mostly pavement pounding with stairs for everyone and a few water crossings for runners to make it interesting. Don't bring your stroller, but tough dogs might be okay. SIgn up on Hash Rego is required. Be safe, stay distant, bring bug spray & a some candles (or a cranium lamp), wash your hands and bring some dry shoes. Mask and vessel required.

Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided - stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table, bench, or the ground.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided... YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

Let Them Eat Cake

Mask, Vessel, Cranium Lamp, Bug Spray

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