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EWH3 #1196 – The Back to Skool Trail

08/27 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

Skooter Kunte, 9021-ho

Shiggy:

The summer is over and students and teachers all over the district are feeling blue. Let's cheer up with a trail and this awesome SONG! Extra credit to any hashers who learn a new song in time for end circle or maybe this one?

Meet the Hashers (Melody: The Flintstones)
Hashers, Meet the Hashers,
We’re the biggest drunks in history.
From the, town of DC,
We’re the leaders in debauchery.
Halfminds, trailing shiggy through the years.
Watch them as they down a lot of beer…
Down down
Down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down,
Down down down down down
Down down down down down doooown!

You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:00pm

Where: Georgia Ave/Petworth

D'Erections: Follow marks to start!

Hares: s/Kooter Kunte & 9021-ho

Trail Length:
Runners First half 1.4 / Second half 1.5 miles
Walkers first half .9 / Second half 1 mile
Stroller & dog friendly

Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided - stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table, bench, or the ground.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided... YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!


Bug Spray, Mask, Vessel, Flashlight

Start Location Details

Georgia Ave/Petworth

38.9360935,-77.0254043

Public Event

See the full list!

35 Hashers came

including:

Please Step Away from the Whores

(DCRW)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Just John

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(BAH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Daddy’s Dick

(WH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Keyla.

(EWH3)

Just John

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

9021-Ho

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Tacos on a Bridge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Heavens gape

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Roll Over Bitch

(EWH3)

Papal smear

(EWH3)

Around the world in 80 lays

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Edward Sissy Hands

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

duckjob

(WH4)

Special Red

White House H3
...

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

They Blow Up So Fast

(EWH3)

Qpb

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Deb (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wangover

Seattle H3
...

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...