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EWH3 1193 – The 4th Anal Face/Off Trail

08/06 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

Schrödinger's Cock, 21 Gum Salute

Shiggy:

Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure...), it’s time for a face… off!

You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:00pm

Where: Across L St from the Walker-Jones Educational Campus

D'Erections:
* From Mt Vernon Square Metro: Walk East along M street, turn South down NJ Ave, turn East on L St NW, parking lot to the South
* From Noma/Gallaudet Metro: Walk West along M, continuing along NY Ave, turn South down 1st St NW, turn East down L St NW, parking lot to the South
* Capital Bike Share (4th St NW & K St NW): Walk East along K, turn North up NJ Ave, Turn East down L St NW, parking lot to the South

Hares: Schrödinger's Cock & 21 Gum Salute

Trail Length:
Runners: 3 miles / Walkers: 1.22 miles

Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided - stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table, bench, or the ground.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided... YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!


Face/Off (dress as another hasher's name)

Bug Spray, Mask, Vessel

Start Location Details

L St NW & New Jersey Ave NW

38.903306, -77.013139

Public Event

See the full list!

33 Hashers came

including:

The Cumburglar!

(EWH3)

Just Rachel

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Moose Knuckles

(EWH3)

Rory Hatfield

(WH4)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

MoreMen

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

I'm fucking Ben Affleck

(DFWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Papal Smear

(EWH3)

21 Gum Salute

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Marcus

(New Guy)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Just Joe

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

9021-Ho

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Kooter Kunte

EWH3
It's Miss Kunte if ya ...

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Edward Sissy Hands

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rail Mary

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(DCRW)

Just Caroline

(EWH3)

Money Shot Man

(I'm new)

Tacos on a Bridge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bitches Give Stitches

(EWH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz