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EWH3 1192 - The 2nd Anal International Beer Day Eve(ish)

07/30 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

Son What the Fuck?!, Schrödinger's Cock

Shiggy:

TBA

Friday, August 7 is International Beer Day! Get a h*ad start on this sacred holiday by stumbling through the woods with people you thank Gispert are not your blood relatives, then gather 'round a religious adviser to tell heartwarming stories mock your fellow wankers in scatological detail.

Twas the night before Beermas, when all through the hash
The creatures were r*nning, and we even had cash;
Shiggy socks were donned on legs dark and pale,
All for the sake of drinking cheap ale;
Brew crew was nestled all snug in brew crew’s car,
While visions of Naturdays danced in their noodle.

You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:00pm

Trail Length:
Runners: 3.09 miles / Walkers: 2 miles

We couldn’t celebrate without providing everyone's favorite beverage - beer! Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego'd hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided - stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided... YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!


Bug Spray, Mask, Vessel

Start Location Details

From Fort Totten Metro, walk northwest on Galloway St NE toward Fort Totten Station, turn left on 1st Pl NE and continue when it turns into Gallatin St, then turn left on Fort Totten Dr NE. Capitol Bike Share station at Metro Station.

Fort Totten Park - Corner of Fort Totten Drive NE & Crittenden St NE

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32 Hashers came:

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Rail Mary

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Ready Player None

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Schrödinger's Cock

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Sir Lancelittle

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Son What the Fuck?!

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Special Red

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Just Joe

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The Cumburglar!

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Tony Panda

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