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EWH3 1000th Run Weekend! 2017
04/06 06:45 PM to 04/08 08:00 PM
A EWH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $35*
Aw shit you guys! One lovely day in April (the 8th, to be exact) EWH3 will mark its 1000th run! A milestone such as this should be marked in style, but we’re hashers, so, you know. Do your best!
Remember the last time you tried to be classy AF and only sortof managed it? Did it involve limp streamers and sad confetti strewn about your high school gym? Are you pumped/resigned to go through that all again?
Then cum join us for the 1000th, in an Enchanted Forest-themed event, thrown for a bunch of semi-adults (almost exactly like your high school prom). Array yourself in your finest formal attire you hoped you’d never use again! Retrieve that hot pink bridesmaid dress or that powder blue tuxedo the rental shop refused to take back (you know what you did). Finally an opportunity to wear that monstrosity again!
Get dolled up, and meet us at the bus stop, and we’ll ride on out to Patapsco State Park together! Too cool for school and want to camp? Reserve your campsite here and we’ll see you at circle. After a runner’s and walker’s trail, we’ll have games, dancing, a catered meal. What a bargain! Don’t forget to stop by the photo station to forever enshrine your precious memories!
Whether you miss those glory days or are just looking for a do-over, cum on out to the Enchanted Forest - almost certain to be your best prom yet!
Exact details below...
Your Saturday rego gets you beer, food, beer, a cool prom-y giveaway, beer, trail, beer, a bus ride to and from Patapsco, and beer! If you get the Triple Crown package, you're in for the Friday Full Moon Trail hosted by EWH3 ($10 value) and get your Thursday EWH3 regular trail for free ($6 value)! MAKE EVERY DAY WEDNESDAY!!!
+Saturday Trail price is $35 + Paypal fees (online).
+Triple crown is $45 + Paypal fees (online) - this gets you Thursday, Friday, and Saturday trails!
If you'd like to pay cash (no fees) or credit card (yes fees) via Square at trail, please see the OnSec - Head Injury. Wednesday 4/5 is the last day to rego online!
SCHEDULE
10:00 am -- Pre-lube at Lou's City Bar - 1400 Irving St. NW
11:00 am -- Bus departs (Columbia Heights metro - Green Line) - SHARP!!!!
12:00 pm -- kegs open @ Patapsco Valley State Park - Hilton Area - Shelter 201
1:15 pm -- trail
Follow by ... Food, dancing, games, cake, surprises!
8:00 pm -- bus arrives back in DC
Enchanted Forest / $5 Prom!
Prom dress / tux, bug spray, sunscreen, shiggy socks, mug...
Location Details
Camping
Camping is DIY. Parking fee is $4 per vehicle, be prepared!
We are trying to book a big campsite for lots of people so please let Stain Gretzky know if you're interested in coordinating (rsverdlove@gmail.com).
Schedule of Events
Smithsonian Metro Start
100th Analversary of the US Entry into World War One
Meet up 6:45 pm
Pack away 7:15 pm
Included with 1000 Run full weekend rego
$6 cash / credit if you pay at start
On After: Gypsy Sally's Viny Lounge
Read the trail announcement!
Navy Yard Start
DC PUDJAM Full Moon!
Hosted by EWH3, hooray!
Meet up 7:00 pm
Pack away 7:15 pm
Included with 1000 Run full weekend rego
$10 cash / credit if you pay at start
Pre Lube: Beltway Bob - 5pm at The Big Stick
On-After: Willie's Brew and Que
Patapsco State Park, MD!
THE DAY
10:00 am -- Pre-lube at Lou's City Bar - 1400 Irving St. NW
11:00 am -- Bus departs (Columbia Heights metro - Green Line) - SHARP!!!!
12:00 pm -- kegs open @ Patapsco Valley State Park - Hilton Area - Shelter 201
1:15 pm -- trail
Follow by ... Food, dancing, games, cake, surprises!
8:00 pm -- bus arrives back in DC
Your $35 rego gets you:
-- round trip bus transportation from DC
-- "Extreme Eagle" + Runners + Walkers trails
-- BEER (+ beverages for glutards)
-- Catered meal (veggie and gluten-free options, too!)
-- "Prom" photo giveaway
-- Memories to last a lifetime,1,000 more trails, or 1,000 minutes ... depends on how much you drink
-- keep reading for camping details
-- want to camp? There's a tab for that -->>
Camping is available nearby. You may visit https://parkreservations.maryland.gov/PatapscoValleyStatePark?Map to reserve a campsite online.
Currently all campsites in the Hilton area, nearest our prom pavillion, are unavailable for online reservation. Never fear, there are slots in the nearby(ish) Hollofield area available for your use.
Though camp reservations and park entry fee ($3 for MD residents, $5 for out of state) are at your own cost, you will get earlier/later access to beer! What a deal!
Beer van access opens for our campers at noon and closes at 8:00 pm.
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