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Organizers:

Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2023

01/12 07:00 PM to 01/16 05:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $90

TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2023

Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 12th - Jan 16th, 2023 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:

PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)

NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2022

PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)


ANIMALISTIC - Thank you Milfy

Flash Light , Costumes, Antibiotics

Start Location Details

TBA

TBA

Schedule of Events

•7 PM: Point A: TBA / HARES: TBA, White Chalk Bring your flashlights. Theme:


•• 9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA / Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg!!!
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES
• 6-7 PM: Dinner@

• 7:30 PM: PUBCRAWL - HARES: PORTA JOHN & BI DA NUMBERS - DRESS THEME: ZOO SAFARI - dress with your favorite animal or big game hunter
Point A: Yellow Chalk


• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am@

• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: BEER MILE TRAIL / HARES: LEEROY N' STICHES - Point A:

• 11:00 AM: MEXico TRAIL 11:00 SHARP! Hare for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL: HOSE HANDLER, THUMPER & WAVY - Green Chalk You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:00PM TEXAss TRAIL - 12:00 SHARP! Hares: Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner@

• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom, DRESS THEME: UNDER THE SEA, Mermaids, Shark Onesies, Hydras, Auguaman
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX 2023!


8-10AM: Breakfast@

• 1 0:00AM: Butt Scrabble / will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! HARES: RIPPED FOR HER PLEASURE, I'D FUK ME 2 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Pink Chalk
• 1 :00 PM: TURKEY TRAIL, HARES: BACON WRAPED & BOYZ N DA HOOD 5-7 miles, Point A: Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super at


Public Event

See the full list!

302 Hashers came

including:

Dr Who’s Ass Has My Cock Been In

(StumpH3)

Today is Monday

(FHAC-U)

Snatch Adams

(EPH3)

C.H.E.E.T.O.S.

(KMH3)

Just Azez (Kawh3)

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Sex-O-Fence

(CarsinH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Karaoke Unicorn Nut Tugger (KUNT)

Okinawa H3
Chaos Unicorn, Okinawa H3

Pan Tera

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Cockeye

(HCH3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(PH#/OH3)

Blood Dance Kid

(PH3)

Doodie Calls

(EPH3)

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

UPMS

(Wandering Whore H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(BhamH3)

Just Irene

(EPH3)

E.R.I.C.

(Traveling Bimbos H3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASSSH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A2H3)

Bust Her Hymen

Long Beach H3
...

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Uncle ReamUs

(Rock Vegas H3)

Ain’t Jack Shit

(EPH3)

Ripped For Her Pleasure

(EPH3)

I Can Do Butt Stuff?

(RenoH3)

Claim to Flame: The Abridged Version

Bell-Scott H3
"Do all the events!"

Porta John

(EPH3)

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Clam Slammer

Java H3
...

UpperCunt

(H5)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Psychedelic Cumfountain

Blooming Fools H3
...

FuckAbel

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Death Cab for Shootie

(Stumptown H3)

Ied

(OBH3)

Harder Than a 5th Grader

(EPH3)

Ball Nudger

(Galveston H3)

Quarter Cup

(jHavH3)

1234 I'm A Little Cock Whore

Wandering Whore H3
...

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(PhxH3 )

Caught Red Handed

Houston Ankle Biters H3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Phlogging Poly

(Noh3)

Sweet Beef Meat

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Sanctuary

(TH3)

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Train Bang

(ECH3)

Cuban DickTaker

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Born To Cum

(MermaidH3 )

Whisky Twat Fireball

(SacH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumptownH3)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

N.U.B.S.

(LBH3)

Pastorbator

(OmahaH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Ice Cold Member

(Oh3)

barefoot youngdung

(ABQH3)

Poly Boo Boo

(MosquitoH3)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Party Pooper

(ABQH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Fuckin Spiders Man

Gentlemens Quarter H3
Master of disguise

Lab Dancer

(HamsterH3)

Thumper can't pump her

(EPH3)

Don’t Touch MeDic

(BJH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Scheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent Hash Ho...)

Hokey Tokey

(LongBeach)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Boobs Farm

(AH3)

Pick a Hole

(Beaners Beaners B...)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Sexual pollution

(MiHiHuHa)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Virgin Opener

(AH4)

Just Katherine

(BJH3)

Rear Ender

(SAH3)

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Mistress of Masochism

(EPH3)

The Great Cornholio

(EPH3)

Santa on Crack

Kiss My H3
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Tie Me Down Dick

Tampa Bay H3
...

SmorgAssWhore

(WH3)

Inspect her juggz

(AlamoH3)

Shock Cock

Fair Weather Hash House Harriers
...

Male Slot

(DH3)

Swallows

(BJH3)

We knew about the penis

(VoodooH3)

Auto Erotic Fixation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Clam Slammed

Corpus Christi H3
...

Woobie Dancer

(MRH3)

Side Bitch

(OH3 )

Hose Handler

(EPH3)

Super Spreader

(AlohaH3)

Sushi Taco

(EPH3)

Re Erector Sex

Sarasota Circus H3
...

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

(A2H3)

NoDoz on the Big Hoes

(Southwest Washing...)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dungeons Doggiesand Dicks

(HCH3)

BEEFEATER

Signal Hill H3
...

Ralph in the Mouth

(BJH3)

Just Kneel and Bob (FU-H3)

Fort Worth Urban
...

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

(EPH3)

Chestnut Hermosa

(OKCW3H3)

2 much 4 me

(BJH3)

Nudie No Name

(EGH3)

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Reverend lickalottapuss

(lunarh3 )

Fairy God Fucker

(OH3)

Itchy N Scratchy

Border jumper H3
...

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

E = I'm A Douche

Eager 4 Beaver H3
...

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer

(LDSH3)

Stache Me If You Can

(Kawh3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

SourPuss

(BMH3)

Code for Butt

(EBH3)

Floppy Dicks

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
...

I Hop

(EPH3)

Came for a Week

(TH3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Bitches be trippin

(EPH3)

Mommy’s little accident

(ChiH3)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank redemption

(hasher-at-large )

Pitch To Please

(Eugene H3)

Rojo Hammer Toe

(AuroraH3)

1-900-HardOn

(TH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Grassy Ass

(Tijuana H3)

E=Mc2

(EPH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Ranger Smurf

(C2H3)

Wave Humper

(EPH3)

Finger Picking Good

(LRH3)

Toys for Twats

(OBH3)

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(WIH3)

Daddy’s Cum Drop

(ECH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Anal Beaching

(LBH3)

Backside Bayou

(AlamoH3)

Vienna Sausage Party

(Kawh3)

Be A Pisser

(OKCW3H3)

Everybody's Twerkin' for the Weekend

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Camel Heaux

(SSBH4)

Bi the Numbers

El Paso Hash House Harriers
Royal Hash Crowns

Dude Where's My Cheeto

(EPH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Free My Willy

(OmahaH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dungeons and Crayons

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Railroad rectum

(ASSSH3)

Fucked up DNA

(EPH3)

Bacon Wrap

(EPH3)

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Oregon H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Ghey bondage

(VoodooH3)

Sitting Bull

(HCH3)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Happy Puking Veteran

(HCH3)

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Mothball

Jacksonville H3
...

Lost and pound

(SLuTH3)

I Don’t Care Bear

(TyTsH3)

Rock paper strippers

(LVH3vlv)

Chicken Bag

(C2H3-TX)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Travelgasm

Mr Happy's H3
...

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Premature hashturbation

(PCH3)

Blue Cock in Garbage

(LDSH3)

Hurl Necklace

(SurvivorH3)

IOU1IUD

Bellinghamsters H3
...

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers
...

Poobacca

(NBH5)

Don't Tell My Wife

(Texoma H3)

Edibles Doo Doo Me

(Dallas H3)

Peter’s Out

(Identifies as EPHHH)

TittyBar

(HCH3)

Killa Dilla

(PhoenixH3)

Salty Mudflaps

(BJH3/EPH3)

Aftertaste the Rainbow

(PhoenixH3)

Crapper Napper

(PhoenixH3)

Dodgeballs

(Moving On On Over...)

Singer Shlongrideher

(VoodooH3)

TBD

(BRCH3)

Sharin Cocks

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Ass Shameless Hussy (M.A.S.H.)

(OH3)

Cunts Way Low

(Eph3 )

Tether Heather

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Whore's Whisperer

(Denver H3)

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3 )

Bubbles

PH4
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Flaming Anus

(EPH3)

Taj Ma Ballz

(Alamogordo)

GLITTARRRRD

(PhxH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex

(ABQH3)

Two Pump Trumped

(LDSH3)

Cumming About

(LH3)

ManJina

(EPH3)

Stop, Drop, & Anal

Alamogordo H3
...

Mouth Queef

(RenoH3)

Malortium 69

(Commotion H3)

Whordini

Crescent Shiggy H3
Whordini: The Great Es...

Cumbrella

(Tampa Bay H3)

Ballsacajewea

HamsterH3
Got Average Dick Energy?

Ivan WallCum

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Anchorage H3)

Old faithful

(MosquitoH3)

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Go speed racist

(Alamogordo)

Wrong Dong Thong

Fort Worth H3
...

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Vai Goomba Vai

(Alamogordo)

Whistle 4 Sex

(RPH3)

Up Daddy's Tailpipe

Mile High Humpin Hash
...

Fucking Larry!!!

California Larrikins
aka Fuckin' Larry and ...

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
...

Monsoon Poon

(SDHumpin)

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

Skittle clitty

(MrHH3)

Scar Tissue

(SDH3)

Cabbitch

(IndyHHH)

Horse Sex Noises

Mile High Humpin Hash
...

Naked Scarem

(EPH3)

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

California Larrikins
MMHCD

Octopussy

(Houston H3)

Responsibilibitch

Midwest Road Whore / BFH3
...

96 SuperHole

(BDH3)

I’d Fuck Me Too

(EPH3)

HoboSexual

MermaidH3
...

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Prickly puss

(ChiH3)

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Princess and the Poo

(DC Road Whores)

Boys With A Hood

(EPH3)

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Something Blew

Quad Cities Hash House Harriers - Dirty Pirate Chapter
...

Camera's Code for Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Fingerwave

(OmahaH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Just Douge

(MRH3)

Twelve Years of Foreplay

(RenoH3)

Son of a Swinger Man

(SeDH3)

Choco Taco

(BJH3)

Just Kevin

(AlamoH3)

HoneyPot

(SweetStuff H3)

Through the Looking Ass

(LH3)

Smooth Cockerator

(BJH3)

Shut the Puck up

(SavH3)

Choir cock

(LostBoobs)

Just Bubba

(SSBH4)

J-E-L-L-HO!

(Rock Vegas H3)

Just Brandi

(AlamoH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

Shitmare on L Street

Sacramento H3
… ummmmm … nevermind

Cock On The Rocks

(MrHH3)

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Drowning in Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Princess labia

(EGH3)

Skittles Colon, taste the asshole

(ABQH3)

Cuckold and Cuddle FB

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

Taxi Ho

(HCH3)

Hung Daddy Tutu

(Beaners Beaners B...)

H2ho

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)