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Organizers:

Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2023

01/12 07:00 PM to 01/16 05:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $90

TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2023
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Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 12th - Jan 16th, 2023 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:

PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)

NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2022

PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)


ANIMALISTIC - Thank you Milfy

Flash Light , Costumes, Antibiotics

Start Location Details

TBA

TBA

Schedule of Events

•7 PM: Point A: TBA / HARES: TBA, White Chalk Bring your flashlights. Theme:


•• 9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA / Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg!!!
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES
• 6-7 PM: Dinner@

• 7:30 PM: PUBCRAWL - HARES: PORTA JOHN & BI DA NUMBERS - DRESS THEME: ZOO SAFARI - dress with your favorite animal or big game hunter
Point A: Yellow Chalk


• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am@

• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: BEER MILE TRAIL / HARES: LEEROY N' STICHES - Point A:

• 11:00 AM: MEXico TRAIL 11:00 SHARP! Hare for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL: HOSE HANDLER, THUMPER & WAVY - Green Chalk You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:00PM TEXAss TRAIL - 12:00 SHARP! Hares: Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner@

• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom, DRESS THEME: UNDER THE SEA, Mermaids, Shark Onesies, Hydras, Auguaman
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX 2023!


8-10AM: Breakfast@

• 1 0:00AM: Butt Scrabble / will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! HARES: RIPPED FOR HER PLEASURE, I'D FUK ME 2 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Pink Chalk
• 1 :00 PM: TURKEY TRAIL, HARES: BACON WRAPED & BOYZ N DA HOOD 5-7 miles, Point A: Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super at


Public Event

See the full list!

302 Hashers came

including:

Swallows

(BJH3)

Fingerwave

(OmahaH3)

Aftertaste the Rainbow

(PhoenixH3)

Crapper Napper

(PhoenixH3)

Re Erector Sex

Sarasota Circus H3
...

Today is Monday

(FHAC-U)

Ice Cold Member

(Oh3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Ranger Smurf

(C2H3)

Pan Tera

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Federal Booty Inspector

(PH#/OH3)

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Born To Cum

(MermaidH3 )

FuckAbel

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Premature hashturbation

(PCH3)

Wrong Dong Thong

Fort Worth H3
...

Princess and the Poo

(DC Road Whores)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Vai Goomba Vai

(Alamogordo)

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Be A Pisser

(OKCW3H3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

Happy Puking Veteran

(HCH3)

Cuckold and Cuddle FB

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

TBD

(BRCH3)

Ied

(OBH3)

Phlogging Poly

(Noh3)

Ska-Skank redemption

(hasher-at-large )

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Cunts Way Low

(Eph3 )

Hokey Tokey

(LongBeach)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

(A2H3)

Just Azez (Kawh3)

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
...

Choir cock

(LostBoobs)

Skittles Colon, taste the asshole

(ABQH3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Horse Sex Noises

Mile High Humpin Hash
...

Just Brandi

(AlamoH3)

Malortium 69

(Commotion H3)

Edibles Doo Doo Me

(Dallas H3)

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Hurl Necklace

(SurvivorH3)

Through the Looking Ass

(LH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

Blooming Fools H3
...

Mothball

Jacksonville H3
...

Just Katherine

(BJH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(BhamH3)

Monsoon Poon

(SDHumpin)

Drowning in Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Finger Picking Good

(LRH3)

Clam Slammed

Corpus Christi H3
...

Sexual pollution

(MiHiHuHa)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A2H3)

Backside Bayou

(AlamoH3)

Flaming Anus

(EPH3)

Naked Scarem

(EPH3)

Bi the Numbers

El Paso Hash House Harriers
Royal Hash Crowns

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

HoneyPot

(SweetStuff H3)

Virgin Opener

(AH4)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Woobie Dancer

(MRH3)

Mommy’s little accident

(ChiH3)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

TittyBar

(HCH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Travelgasm

Mr Happy's H3
...

Bitches be trippin

(EPH3)

Everybody's Twerkin' for the Weekend

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
...

Princess labia

(EGH3)

Cockeye

(HCH3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

(EPH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mistress of Masochism

(EPH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Hung Daddy Tutu

(Beaners Beaners B...)

Whordini

Crescent Shiggy H3
Whordini: The Great Es...

C.H.E.E.T.O.S.

(KMH3)

Uncle ReamUs

(Rock Vegas H3)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

2 much 4 me

(BJH3)

Fuckin Spiders Man

Gentlemens Quarter H3
Master of disguise

Auto Erotic Fixation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Just Bubba

(SSBH4)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Skittle clitty

(MrHH3)

Male Slot

(DH3)

We knew about the penis

(VoodooH3)

Don't Tell My Wife

(Texoma H3)

Ghey bondage

(VoodooH3)

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(WIH3)

Just Douge

(MRH3)

Shitmare on L Street

Sacramento H3
… ummmmm … nevermind

Taxi Ho

(HCH3)

Smooth Cockerator

(BJH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Camera's Code for Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Stop, Drop, & Anal

Alamogordo H3
...

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

Prickly puss

(ChiH3)

Thumper can't pump her

(EPH3)

Up Daddy's Tailpipe

Mile High Humpin Hash
...

Sushi Taco

(EPH3)

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Shock Cock

Fair Weather Hash House Harriers
...

Porta John

(EPH3)

Tie Me Down Dick

Tampa Bay H3
...

Fucked up DNA

(EPH3)

Pick a Hole

(Beaners Beaners B...)

Bacon Wrap

(EPH3)

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

California Larrikins
MMHCD

Ivan WallCum

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Fairy God Fucker

(OH3)

Hose Handler

(EPH3)

I Can Do Butt Stuff?

(RenoH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Cumming About

(LH3)

Don’t Touch MeDic

(BJH3)

Cuban DickTaker

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

I Hop

(EPH3)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

The Great Cornholio

(EPH3)

Ain’t Jack Shit

(EPH3)

Claim to Flame: The Abridged Version

Bell-Scott H3
"Do all the events!"

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

Whisky Twat Fireball

(SacH3)

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Blood Dance Kid

(PH3)

Old faithful

(MosquitoH3)

Tether Heather

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Railroad rectum

(ASSSH3)

Son of a Swinger Man

(SeDH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Grassy Ass

(Tijuana H3)

Dungeons Doggiesand Dicks

(HCH3)

IOU1IUD

Bellinghamsters H3
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Scheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent Hash Ho...)

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

E=Mc2

(EPH3)

Two Pump Trumped

(LDSH3)

Lab Dancer

(HamsterH3)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Just Irene

(EPH3)

96 SuperHole

(BDH3)

Bubbles

PH4
...

Dude Where's My Cheeto

(EPH3)

HoboSexual

MermaidH3
...

H2ho

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Floppy Dicks

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
...

Rear Ender

(SAH3)

Dodgeballs

(Moving On On Over...)

Caught Red Handed

Houston Ankle Biters H3
...

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Inspect her juggz

(AlamoH3)

Choco Taco

(BJH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Death Cab for Shootie

(Stumptown H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumptownH3)

Anal Sanctuary

(TH3)

SourPuss

(BMH3)

Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex

(ABQH3)

1-900-HardOn

(TH3)

J-E-L-L-HO!

(Rock Vegas H3)

Chestnut Hermosa

(OKCW3H3)

Camel Heaux

(SSBH4)

Peter’s Out

(Identifies as EPHHH)

UpperCunt

(H5)

Cabbitch

(IndyHHH)

Scar Tissue

(SDH3)

Reverend lickalottapuss

(lunarh3 )

Rock paper strippers

(LVH3vlv)

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(PhxH3 )

1234 I'm A Little Cock Whore

Wandering Whore H3
...

Clam Slammer

Java H3
...

Pitch To Please

(Eugene H3)

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3 )

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Pastorbator

(OmahaH3)

UPMS

(Wandering Whore H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Sitting Bull

(HCH3)

Ralph in the Mouth

(BJH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

BEEFEATER

Signal Hill H3
...

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Cumbrella

(Tampa Bay H3)

Poly Boo Boo

(MosquitoH3)

Taj Ma Ballz

(Alamogordo)

Toys for Twats

(OBH3)

GLITTARRRRD

(PhxH3)

Sweet Beef Meat

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

I’d Fuck Me Too

(EPH3)

Stache Me If You Can

(Kawh3)

Karaoke Unicorn Nut Tugger (KUNT)

Okinawa H3
Chaos Unicorn, Okinawa H3

Code for Butt

(EBH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Daddy’s Cum Drop

(ECH3)

Free My Willy

(OmahaH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Anchorage H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Blue Cock in Garbage

(LDSH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Sex-O-Fence

(CarsinH3)

Party Pooper

(ABQH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers
...

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Train Bang

(ECH3)

Poobacca

(NBH5)

Singer Shlongrideher

(VoodooH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASSSH3)

Just Kneel and Bob (FU-H3)

Fort Worth Urban
...

Mountain Ass Shameless Hussy (M.A.S.H.)

(OH3)

SmorgAssWhore

(WH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Killa Dilla

(PhoenixH3)

Ball Nudger

(Galveston H3)

Vienna Sausage Party

(Kawh3)

E.R.I.C.

(Traveling Bimbos H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Harder Than a 5th Grader

(EPH3)

Bust Her Hymen

Long Beach H3
...

Go speed racist

(Alamogordo)

Ballsacajewea

HamsterH3
Got Average Dick Energy?

Salty Mudflaps

(BJH3/EPH3)

Something Blew

Quad Cities Hash House Harriers - Dirty Pirate Chapter
...

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Oregon H3)

barefoot youngdung

(ABQH3)

Side Bitch

(OH3 )

Just Kevin

(AlamoH3)

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer

(LDSH3)

E = I'm A Douche

Eager 4 Beaver H3
...

Quarter Cup

(jHavH3)

NoDoz on the Big Hoes

(Southwest Washing...)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Has My Cock Been In

(StumpH3)

Boobs Farm

(AH3)

Lost and pound

(SLuTH3)

Fucking Larry!!!

California Larrikins
aka Fuckin' Larry and ...

Chicken Bag

(C2H3-TX)

Whore's Whisperer

(Denver H3)

Shut the Puck up

(SavH3)

Wave Humper

(EPH3)

Boys With A Hood

(EPH3)

Cock On The Rocks

(MrHH3)

Santa on Crack

Kiss My H3
...

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

N.U.B.S.

(LBH3)

Dungeons and Crayons

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Nudie No Name

(EGH3)

Mouth Queef

(RenoH3)

Whistle 4 Sex

(RPH3)

I Don’t Care Bear

(TyTsH3)

Sharin Cocks

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Ripped For Her Pleasure

(EPH3)

Came for a Week

(TH3)

Responsibilibitch

Midwest Road Whore / BFH3
...

Itchy N Scratchy

Border jumper H3
...

Doodie Calls

(EPH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Twelve Years of Foreplay

(RenoH3)

ManJina

(EPH3)

Super Spreader

(AlohaH3)

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Snatch Adams

(EPH3)

Octopussy

(Houston H3)

Rojo Hammer Toe

(AuroraH3)

Anal Beaching

(LBH3)