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EPH3 Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta 2023

01/12 07:00 PM to 01/16 05:00 PM

A EPH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $90

TEXMEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2023

Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 12th - Jan 16th, 2023 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:

PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)

NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2022

PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)


ANIMALISTIC - Thank you Milfy

Flash Light , Costumes, Antibiotics

Start Location Details

TBA

TBA

Schedule of Events

•7 PM: Point A: TBA / HARES: TBA, White Chalk Bring your flashlights. Theme:


•• 9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA / Orange Chalk
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg!!!
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES
• 6-7 PM: Dinner@

• 7:30 PM: PUBCRAWL - HARES: PORTA JOHN & BI DA NUMBERS - DRESS THEME: ZOO SAFARI - dress with your favorite animal or big game hunter
Point A: Yellow Chalk


• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am@

• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: BEER MILE TRAIL / HARES: LEEROY N' STICHES - Point A:

• 11:00 AM: MEXico TRAIL 11:00 SHARP! Hare for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL: HOSE HANDLER, THUMPER & WAVY - Green Chalk You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:00PM TEXAss TRAIL - 12:00 SHARP! Hares: Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner@

• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom, DRESS THEME: UNDER THE SEA, Mermaids, Shark Onesies, Hydras, Auguaman
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX 2023!


8-10AM: Breakfast@

• 1 0:00AM: Butt Scrabble / will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! HARES: RIPPED FOR HER PLEASURE, I'D FUK ME 2 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Pink Chalk
• 1 :00 PM: TURKEY TRAIL, HARES: BACON WRAPED & BOYZ N DA HOOD 5-7 miles, Point A: Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super at


Public Event

See the full list!

302 Hashers came

including:

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Floppy Dicks

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
...

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Sitting Bull

(HCH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(PH#/OH3)

Bi the Numbers

El Paso Hash House Harriers
Royal Hash Crowns

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

California Larrikins
MMHCD

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

Boobs Farm

(AH3)

Tie Me Down Dick

Tampa Bay H3
...

I’d Fuck Me Too

(EPH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers
...

N.U.B.S.

(LBH3)

Party Pooper

(ABQH3)

Sharin Cocks

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

NoDoz on the Big Hoes

(Southwest Washing...)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Princess labia

(EGH3)

Shut the Puck up

(SavH3)

Mothball

Jacksonville H3
...

E=Mc2

(EPH3)

Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex

(ABQH3)

Ranger Smurf

(C2H3)

Death Cab for Shootie

(Stumptown H3)

Son of a Swinger Man

(SeDH3)

Thumper can't pump her

(EPH3)

Anal Sanctuary

(TH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Don't Tell My Wife

(Texoma H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Flaming Anus

(EPH3)

Peter’s Out

(Identifies as EPHHH)

Blood Dance Kid

(PH3)

C.H.E.E.T.O.S.

(KMH3)

GLITTARRRRD

(PhxH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Horse Sex Noises

Mile High Humpin Hash
...

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Travelgasm

Mr Happy's H3
...

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Taxi Ho

(HCH3)

Killa Dilla

(PhoenixH3)

Rear Ender

(SAH3)

E = I'm A Douche

Eager 4 Beaver H3
...

Cumbrella

(Tampa Bay H3)

Stache Me If You Can

(Kawh3)

Quarter Cup

(jHavH3)

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3 )

HoneyPot

(SweetStuff H3)

96 SuperHole

(BDH3)

Princess and the Poo

(DC Road Whores)

Just Kevin

(AlamoH3)

J-E-L-L-HO!

(Rock Vegas H3)

Re Erector Sex

Sarasota Circus H3
...

Just Katherine

(BJH3)

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

Salty Mudflaps

(BJH3/EPH3)

Rock paper strippers

(LVH3vlv)

Pan Tera

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

I Hop

(EPH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Whordini

Crescent Shiggy H3
Whordini: The Great Es...

Ivan WallCum

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Anchorage H3)

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Virgin Opener

(AH4)

Just Bubba

(SSBH4)

Mouth Queef

(RenoH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(BhamH3)

Up Daddy's Tailpipe

Mile High Humpin Hash
...

Sensitive New Age Nipples

(WIH3)

Responsibilibitch

Midwest Road Whore / BFH3
"With a name like that...

Something about Larry

California Larrikins
aka Fuckin' Larry and ...

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Scar Tissue

(SDH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Singer Shlongrideher

(VoodooH3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Free My Willy

(OmahaH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Cock On The Rocks

(MrHH3)

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

UPMS

(Wandering Whore H3)

TittyBar

(HCH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Go speed racist

(Alamogordo)

Ied

(OBH3)

Through the Looking Ass

(LH3)

Fingerwave

(OmahaH3)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Vienna Sausage Party

(Kawh3)

IOU1IUD

Bellinghamsters H3
...

Lost and pound

(SLuTH3)

Born To Cum

(MermaidH3 )

Two Pump Trumped

(LDSH3)

Grassy Ass

(Tijuana H3)

Old faithful

(MosquitoH3)

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(PhxH3 )

Monsoon Poon

(SDHumpin)

SourPuss

(BMH3)

We knew about the penis

(VoodooH3)

Crapper Napper

(PhoenixH3)

HoboSexual

MermaidH3
...

Whistle 4 Sex

(RPH3)

Twelve Years of Foreplay

(RenoH3)

Sweet Beef Meat

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Santa on Crack

Kiss My H3
...

Inspect her juggz

(AlamoH3)

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

Harder Than a 5th Grader

(EPH3)

Fuckin Spiders Man

Gentlemens Quarter H3
Master of disguise

Lab Dancer

(HamsterH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Nudie No Name

(EGH3)

Side Bitch

(OH3 )

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

barefoot youngdung

(ABQH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Poly Boo Boo

(MosquitoH3)

Sex-O-Fence

(CarsinH3)

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

The Great Cornholio

(EPH3)

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Cumming About

(LH3)

Porta John

(EPH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Camera's Code for Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Boys With A Hood

(EPH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Oh3)

Ralph in the Mouth

(BJH3)

Dude Where's My Cheeto

(EPH3)

Pick a Hole

(Beaners Beaners B...)

Cuckold and Cuddle

Wasatch Hash House Harriers
...

Train Bang

(ECH3)

Choir cock

(LostBoobs)

Finger Picking Good

(LRH3)

Anal Beaching

(LBH3)

Hose Handler

(EPH3)

Chicken Bag

(C2H3-TX)

Whore's Whisperer

(Denver H3)

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Ripped For Her Pleasure

(EPH3)

Hokey Tokey

(LongBeach)

E.R.I.C.

(Traveling Bimbos H3)

Male Slot

(DH3)

Fairy God Fucker

(OH3)

Aftertaste the Rainbow

(PhoenixH3)

ManJina

(EPH3)

Ball Nudger

(Galveston H3)

Pitch To Please

(Eugene H3)

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

(EPH3)

Skittles Colon, taste the asshole

(ABQH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

(A2H3)

Swallows

(BJH3)

Ghey bondage

(VoodooH3)

Reverend lickalottapuss

(lunarh3 )

Toys for Twats

(OBH3)

Whisky Twat Fireball

(SacH3)

Shitmare on L Street

Sacramento H3
...

1234 I'm A Little Cock Whore

Wandering Whore H3
...

Wave Humper

(EPH3)

Cockeye

(HCH3)

Just Brandi

(AlamoH3)

Mistress of Masochism

(EPH3)

Mommy’s little accident

(ChiH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Ska-Skank redemption

(hasher-at-large )

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Dungeons and Crayons

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Azez (Kawh3)

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Rojo Hammer Toe

(AuroraH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A2H3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Cabbitch

(IndyHHH)

Code for Butt

(EBH3)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Psychedelic Cumfountain

Blooming Fools H3
...

Claim to Flame

Bell-Scott H3
"Do all the events!"

Cuban DickTaker

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Shock Cock

Fair Weather Hash House Harriers
...

Wrong Dong Thong

Fort Worth H3
...

Camel Heaux

(SSBH4)

Itchy N Scratchy

Border jumper H3
...

Chestnut Hermosa

(OKCW3H3)

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Just Irene

(EPH3)

Sexual pollution

(MiHiHuHa)

Auto Erotic Fixation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Blue Cock in Garbage

(LDSH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Be A Pisser

(OKCW3H3)

Caught Red Handed

Houston Ankle Biters H3
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Mountain Ass Shameless Hussy (M.A.S.H.)

(OH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Daddy’s Cum Drop

(ECH3)

Clam Slammed

Corpus Christi H3
...

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Oregon H3)

Happy Puking Veteran

(HCH3)

Bust Her Hymen

Long Beach H3
...

Backside Bayou

(AlamoH3)

Bubbles

PH4
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Scheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent Hash Ho...)

Railroad rectum

(ASSSH3)

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Edibles Doo Doo Me

(Dallas H3)

Came for a Week

(TH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Has My Cock Been In

(StumpH3)

Stop, Drop, & Anal

Alamogordo H3
...

Octopussy

(Houston H3)

Hung Daddy Tutu

(Beaners Beaners B...)

1-900-HardOn

(TH3)

Malortium 69

(Commotion H3)

Don’t Touch MeDic

(BJH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Bacon Wrap

(EPH3)

Sushi Taco

(EPH3)

BEEFEATER

Signal Hill H3
...

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Clam Slammer

Java H3
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Taj Ma Ballz

(Alamogordo)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASSSH3)

2 much 4 me

(BJH3)

Tether Heather

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Doodie Calls

(EPH3)

H2ho

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

UpperCunt

(H5)

Premature hashturbation

(PCH3)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer

(LDSH3)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Naked Scarem

(EPH3)

Something Blew

Quad Cities Hash House Harriers - Dirty Pirate Chapter
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Bitches be trippin

(EPH3)

Poobacca

(NBH5)

Ranch on the side

(StumptownH3)

Uncle ReamUs

(Rock Vegas H3)

Spits and Dribbles

(WH3)

Hurl Necklace

(SurvivorH3)

Pastorbator

(OmahaH3)

Drowning in Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Today is Monday

(FHAC-U)

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

FuckAbel

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

TBD

(BRCH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Dungeons Doggiesand Dicks

(HCH3)

Fucked up DNA

(EPH3)

Cunts Way Low

(Eph3 )

Dodgeballs

(Moving On On Over...)

Ain’t Jack Shit

(EPH3)

Smooth Cockerator

(BJH3)

Choco Taco

(BJH3)

Super Spreader

(AlohaH3)

Skittle clitty

(MrHH3)

Just Kneel and Bob (FU-H3)

Fort Worth Urban
...

Ballsacajewea

HamsterH3
Got Average Dick Energy?

Just Douge

(MRH3)

Phlogging Poly

(Noh3)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

SmorgAssWhore

(WH3)

Snatch Adams

(EPH3)

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

I Can Do Butt Stuff?

(RenoH3)

Woobie Dancer

(MRH3)

Prickly puss

(ChiH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Vai Goomba Vai

(Alamogordo)

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

Everybody's Twerkin' for the Weekend

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
...

I Don’t Care Bear

(TyTsH3)