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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
H2ho
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
IED
(OBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Dave
(None)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
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