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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
CSA
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
IED
(OBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
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