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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
nasa
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
CSA
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
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