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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
I Hop
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Dave
(None)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
UpperCunt
(H5)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
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