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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Dave
(None)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
nasa
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
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