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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
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