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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Dave
(None)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
CSA
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
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