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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
IED
(OBH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
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