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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
7 year bitch
(AH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Dave
(None)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
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