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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
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