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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
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