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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
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