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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
IED
(OBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
H2ho
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
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