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Organizers:

24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024

01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100

Hare(s):

TBA

Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:

PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)

NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023

PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)


Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)

Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics

Location Details

Holiday Inn El Paso West

900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922

Holiday Inn El Paso West

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NO GLASS BY POOL


Schedule of Events

7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!


•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk


• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk


• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!


• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922


• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA


Public Event

See the full list!

300 Hashers came

including:

Sex Doll Serial killer

(BoulderH3)

Whore-der

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Plug N Play

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
Wanna do my patch chal...

Just Brian

(ABQH3)

Shitter Shatter

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

BraveShart

(SurvivorH3)

Thumper Can't Pump Her

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
No not that one.

Top Shelf

(Houston H3)

Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!

Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap

(EPH3)

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

The Great Cornholio

(EPH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Shut up, I’m Sparkling!

(DFW-H3)

Railroad Rectum

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
Drunk and loud!!!

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Only Half There

Huachucah3
As long as you found S...

Eight is Enough

(Anchorage HHH)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Titmometer

(EPH3)

Cookies N’ Cum

(SFH3)

Woobie Dancer

(MRH3)

Vai Goomba Vai

(Alamogordo)

Rojo Hammer Toe

Aurora H3
...

Justk neel and bob

(FTWH3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory

(BJH3)

Pediaphile

(EPH3)

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Captain Jackass Sparrow

(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)

Wee Wee

Berlin H3
...

$3 box

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

NoDoz on the Big Hoes

(SouthWest Washing...)

Welcum to America

(ECH3)

Fast F@#$%R

Huachuca H3
...

Wave Humper

(EPH3)

Little Cummer Boy

(EPH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

XXX

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Shitmare on L Street

Sacramento H3
… ummmmm … nevermind

Just Chrisanna (ABQH3)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Fingerwave

(OmahaH3)

Tether Heather

Alamogordo H3
...

Hose Handler

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Sriracha Crotch

(EPH3)

Just Dillon

(ABQH3)

Just Josh

(ABQH3)

Clam Slammer

(jHavH3)

Choco Taco

Border jumper H3
...

Finnish on My Face

(Wildcard)

Choir cock

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Auto Erotic Fixation

(ABQH3)

Chicken Bag

(Corpus Christi H3)

Peters Out

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Dammit Janet

(HOTH3)

Knot Lobster

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

UPMS

(Wandering Whore)

Just Ariel

(DFWH3)

Eat=mycunt2wice

(EPH3)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

Double Dribble

(MtnBH3)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)

(HuaH3)

Mommy's Cumming

(CH3)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Chewbacca

(LBH3)

Just Chelsey

(LVHHH)

Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep

(LBH3)

7 year bitch

(AH3)

Flaming Anus

(EPH3)

Just Naudia

(ABQH3)

Toys for Twats

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Flours for Anal Bum

(SCH3)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Mass Ass-cension

(ABQH3)

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore
...

Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl

(SAH3)

Fucking Larry!!!

(CLH3)

Backhoe

(EBH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Masta Burger

(EPH3)

Don’t Touch MeDic

(BJH3)

Tunnel Of Luv

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers
Viva Las Vegas!

Crapper Napper

(PhoenixH3)

Grassy Ass

(Tijuana H3)

Blood Dance Kid

(PhoenixH3)

Steiffel Tower

(Kawh3)

Bobby Douché

(KissMyH3)

Red Solo Cunt

(EPH3)

Bacon Wrap

(EPH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Bitches be trippen

(EPH3)

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(LunarH3)

Bok Bok BaCocky

(ABQH3)

Slobby Knobby

(HOTH3)

Piggy Style

MountainBeers Hash House Harriers
...

Dude Where's My Cheeto

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Toe Dirt

(IndyHHH)

Shiver Me Titters

(BJH3)

Banana Lockjaw

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Puss n Boots

(ABQH3)

Mommy Warbucks

(BJH3)

Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

GLITTARRRRD

(PHXH3)

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Hump Portland H3)

Bi the Numbers

El Paso Hash House Harriers
Royal Hash Crowns

Tik Tok Black Cocks

(EPH3)

Eager Beat Her

Las Cruces Hash House Harriers
BJ Gobleteer

Just Jorge

(EPH3)

Through the Looking Ass

(LH3)

Just Craig (ABQH3)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Squeaker

(HCH3)

Cunts Way Low

(EPH3)

Jizzy Queso

(ABQH3)

Boyz with a Hood

(EPH3)

Ditch Bitch

(SAH3)

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

Dickie Do’s +1

(Border Jumpers)

IOU 1 IUD

(BhamsterH3)

Two Nice Tits

Cunning Runts H3
Manaman

Fills Your Mouth

(LARRYVILLE)

Ralph in the Mouth

(EPH3)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Hokey Tokey

(LBH3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Cuntilary Specialist

(JUH3)

HD Tutu

(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)

Queen

(EBH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(AssH3)

Two Lips

(FCH3)

Ranger Smurf

(KDH3-Corpus Christi)

nasa

(EPH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Reverse Bogart

(KissMyH3)

Dickslexic Dominatrix

(BJH3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Psychedelic Cumfountain

Blooming Fools H3
...

Heartbreaker Dicktaker

(EPH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Shitter Splitter

(Sach3)

Jersey Lunchbox

(SurfCityH3)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Pan-tera

(EPH3)

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

Mouth Queef

(Reno H3)

Skittles Colon, taste the asshole

(ABQH3)

Alley Cat

Austin H3
...

Cherry Cum Lately

Larryville Hash House Harriers
Ask me about my butthole.

Just Douge

(MRH3)

Cumming About

(LH3)

Just Dave

(None)

Cockanova

(Larryville Hash H...)

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

The Arabian Goggler

(FHAC-U)

Remember the AlaMILF

(IWSH3)

Read Between My Lips

(KCH3)

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Elbows Deep

(S2H3)

EEE-WHORE

(ABQH3)

Horse Sex Noises

Mile High Humpin Hash
...

I’m Fucking Lea-tarded

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
...

Phlogging Poly

(Noh3)

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

Daddy Don't Care

(BJH3)

Rock, Paper, Stippers

West Coast H3
Bird gang

La Drone

(IndyScent)

Just Art

(BJH3 )

Tickle Me Homo

California Larrikins
...

Cum Dumpster

(EPH3)

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

No CuntTrol

(VoodooH3)

Mother Fucking Teresa

(Munich H3)

Eat My Pussy

San Francisco H3
...

Jennatailia

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Princess labia

(El guapo h3)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Mrs. Robinson

(EPH3)

Ripped For Her Pleasure

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

ButtLight

(HCH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Skittle clitty

(MRH3)

Today is Monday

(FHAC-U)

Catalina Shit Mixer

(ABQH3)

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sach3)

John Wang

(EPH3)

Big Titty Piggy

(EPBJ's)

Little Ring Riding Hood

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

No G’nads

(Howlin H3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Rear Ender

(KissMyH3)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

UpperCunt

(H5)

ManJina

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Bust Her Hymen

Long Beach H3
...

Finger Picking Good

(LRH3)

Stop, Drop, & Anal

(AlamoH3)

Romanian Steamer

(Kawh3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Itchy N Scratchy

Border jumper H3
...

Naughty by Nature

(LH3)

RaguMe

(ABQH3)

ANAL TAMPONS Matters

(MHH3)

My teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Porta John

El Paso Hash House Harriers
It's All Portas Fault!

Nudie no name

(El guapo h3)

3 Knuckle Shufffle

Palmetto Hash House Harriers
...

Return to Gender

(Wildcard H3)

Ska-skank Redemption

(Hasher-at-large)

Toys for Twats

Wandering Whore H3
...

Train Bang

(ECH3/ MRH3)

Sweet N Loaded

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Big Titty Piggy +1

(Epbj's)

Cockó Bel Grãnde

(BAH3)

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Caveman

(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)

Stripper Lickin Good

(EPH3)

CSA

(EPH3)

Santa on Crack

(SAH3)

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

ManAIDS

(California Larrikins)

Wienershitzall

(MrHappysH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(LVHHH)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston

(ABQH3 )

Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name

(DFW-H3)

Sand Box

(California Larrikins)

TACO

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
Tantric Arachnid Canna...

J-E-L-L-HO!

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

2 much 4 me

(Border jumper H3)

Harder Than A 5th Grader

(EPH3)

Nagasucki

Phoenix H3
...

Stay @ Homo

(EPH3)

Small Cock Steve Austin

(EPH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3)

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Mistress of Masochism

(Alamogordo HHH)

I Hop

(EPH3)

Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex

(Shit Show Butt Ho...)

IED

(OBH3)

Old faithful

(MosquitoH3)

Boobs Farm

(AH3)

Whole Lotta Cum

(ABQH3)

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’

(DallasH3 )

Dickie Do

(Border Jumpers)

Legs wide Open

(WH3)

E.R.I.C.

(TBimbosH3)

STOOL SAMPLED

(LH3)

Pork Chop Mall Cop

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Look at that Hole

(MOOOOUSTON)

8-Bit Dick

(AH3)

Politically Erect

Phoenix H3
...

H2ho

(EPH3)

Ballsacajewea

HamsterH3
Got Average Dick Energy?

Follows Your Anus

(LVHHH)

Code For Butt

(EBH3)

Backside Bayou

Alamogordo H3
...

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Jurassic Twatwaffle

Fort Collins Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(VoodooH3)

I’d fuck me

(Anchorage H3 )

Singed Minge

(A2H3 & NomadH3)

Pick a Hole

BEANERS BEANERS BEANERS H3
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