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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
CSA
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
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