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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
CSA
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
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