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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Queen
(EBH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Just Dave
(None)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
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