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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
IED
(OBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
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