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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
IED
(OBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Dave
(None)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
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