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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
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