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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Just Dave
(None)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
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