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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
IED
(OBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
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