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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Cumming About
(LH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
CSA
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
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