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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
IED
(OBH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
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