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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
IED
(OBH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
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