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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
IED
(OBH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
nasa
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
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