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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Dave
(None)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Queen
(EBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
IED
(OBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
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