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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just Dave
(None)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
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