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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
nasa
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
IED
(OBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
I Hop
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
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