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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
H2ho
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
nasa
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Cumming About
(LH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
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