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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Dave
(None)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
IED
(OBH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
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