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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
nasa
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
IED
(OBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
I Hop
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Dave
(None)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
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