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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Queen
(EBH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
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