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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
nasa
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
I Hop
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Queen
(EBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
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