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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
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