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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
IED
(OBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
nasa
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Dave
(None)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
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