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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
IED
(OBH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
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