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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
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