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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just Dave
(None)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
IED
(OBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
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