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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Dave
(None)
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