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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many