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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
IED
(OBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
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