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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
CSA
(EPH3)
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