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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
John Wang
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
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