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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Dave
(None)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Queen
(EBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
CSA
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
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