This event is over.
Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many