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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Dave
(None)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
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