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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
IED
(OBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
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