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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
CSA
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
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