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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
IED
(OBH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
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