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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
CSA
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Dave
(None)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
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