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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
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