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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Squeaker
(HCH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many