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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
John Wang
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
IED
(OBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Dave
(None)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
nasa
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
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