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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Dave
(None)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
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