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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
IED
(OBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Queen
(EBH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Just Dave
(None)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
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