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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
IED
(OBH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
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