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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
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