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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
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