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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Queen
(EBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
IED
(OBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
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