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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Dave
(None)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
John Wang
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
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