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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
IED
(OBH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Dave
(None)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Queen
(EBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
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