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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Queen
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
IED
(OBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
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