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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
nasa
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
CSA
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
IED
(OBH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
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