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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cumming About
(LH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
CSA
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
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