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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
John Wang
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
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