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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
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