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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
nasa
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
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