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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just Dave
(None)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
CSA
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
IED
(OBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
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