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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
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