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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
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