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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
IED
(OBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just Dave
(None)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
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