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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
UpperCunt
(H5)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
IED
(OBH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Queen
(EBH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
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