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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Dave
(None)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Cumming About
(LH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
IED
(OBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
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