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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Queen
(EBH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
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