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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Two Lips
(FCH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
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