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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
nasa
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
IED
(OBH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
H2ho
(EPH3)
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