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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
CSA
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
H2ho
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
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