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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
John Wang
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
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