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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Queen
(EBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
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