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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
John Wang
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
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