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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Queen
(EBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Dave
(None)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
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