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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
CSA
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
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