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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Queen
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
John Wang
(EPH3)
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