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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
IED
(OBH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Dave
(None)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
UpperCunt
(H5)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
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