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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
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