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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
IED
(OBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
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