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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Dave
(None)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
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