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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Queen
(EBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
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