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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cumming About
(LH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Queen
(EBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
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