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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Used Rubber
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Daddy Don't Care
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Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Clam Slammer
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Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Rock Cock
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Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Jorge
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GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Queen
(EBH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
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