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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Cumming About
(LH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Dave
(None)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
IED
(OBH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
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