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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just Dave
(None)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
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