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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
I Hop
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
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