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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
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