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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
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