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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
CSA
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
nasa
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
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