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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
CSA
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Queen
(EBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
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