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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
IED
(OBH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
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