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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
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