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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
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