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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many