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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
CSA
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
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