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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
IED
(OBH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
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