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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
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