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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
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