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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Dave
(None)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
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