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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
nasa
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
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