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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Queen
(EBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Dave
(None)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
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