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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
7 year bitch
(AH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
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