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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
IED
(OBH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Dave
(None)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
CSA
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
John Wang
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
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