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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
H2ho
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Queen
(EBH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
nasa
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
IED
(OBH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
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