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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Just Dave
(None)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
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