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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Dave
(None)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
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