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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Old faithful
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Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Sex Doll Serial killer
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Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Douge
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Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
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Two Lips
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Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
nasa
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Cookies N’ Cum
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Sperm Donor
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Skittle clitty
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No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
H2ho
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Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Fingerwave
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Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
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BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
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Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
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Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Elbows Deep
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E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mommy Warbucks
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Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Inappropriate
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La Drone
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IED
(OBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Steiffel Tower
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Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
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ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
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CSA
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Harder Than A 5th Grader
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Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Stay @ Homo
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Just Naudia
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Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
HD Tutu
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Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
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