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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
UpperCunt
(H5)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
nasa
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
IED
(OBH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
I Hop
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
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