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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
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