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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
H2ho
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
UpperCunt
(H5)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
IED
(OBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Dave
(None)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
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