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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
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