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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Dave
(None)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
IED
(OBH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
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