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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
IED
(OBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
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