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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Skittle clitty
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Ralph in the Mouth
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Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ambidickstrous
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Catalina Shit Mixer
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Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Dave
(None)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Just Dillon
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UpperCunt
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Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
I Hop
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ButtLight
(HCH3)
Shiver Me Titters
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8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
IED
(OBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Crapper Napper
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Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Queen
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Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
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nasa
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Inappropriate
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Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
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