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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Queen
(EBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
IED
(OBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
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