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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
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