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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Just Dave
(None)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
IED
(OBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Cumming About
(LH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
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