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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
IED
(OBH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
nasa
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Queen
(EBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
H2ho
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
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