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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Just Dave
(None)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
CSA
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
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