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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
CSA
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
IED
(OBH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
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