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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Cumming About
(LH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
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