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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Dave
(None)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
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