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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
nasa
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
IED
(OBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
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