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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
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