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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
H2ho
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
nasa
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
UpperCunt
(H5)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Dave
(None)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
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