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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
La Drone
(IndyScent)
CSA
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
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