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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
CSA
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
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