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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
CSA
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
IED
(OBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Just Douge
(MRH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
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