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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Art
(BJH3 )
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
CSA
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
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