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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
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