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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many