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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
IED
(OBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Just Dave
(None)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
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