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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
CSA
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
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