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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
nasa
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
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