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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
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