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Organizers:

24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024

01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100

Hare(s):

TBA

Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:

PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)

NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023

PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)


Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)

Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics

Location Details

Holiday Inn El Paso West

900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922

Holiday Inn El Paso West

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NO GLASS BY POOL


Schedule of Events

7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!


•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk


• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk


• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!


• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922


• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA


Public Event

See the full list!

300 Hashers came

including:

Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!

Finger Picking Good

(LRH3)

7 year bitch

(AH3)

Porta John

El Paso Hash House Harriers
It's All Portas Fault!

Captain Jackass Sparrow

(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)

Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex

(Shit Show Butt Ho...)

Jersey Lunchbox

(SurfCityH3)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Hokey Tokey

(LBH3)

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore
...

Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Stay @ Homo

(EPH3)

I’d fuck me

(Anchorage H3 )

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Daddy Don't Care

(BJH3)

Cuntilary Specialist

(JUH3)

No G’nads

(Howlin H3)

Dammit Janet

(HOTH3)

RaguMe

(ABQH3)

Wee Wee

Berlin H3
...

Skittle clitty

(MRH3)

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

Naughty by Nature

(LH3)

Look at that Hole

(MOOOOUSTON)

Lick It To Beaver

(AssH3)

Choco Taco

Border jumper H3
...

IOU 1 IUD

(BhamsterH3)

Nagasucki

Phoenix H3
...

Eight is Enough

(Anchorage HHH)

E.R.I.C.

(TBimbosH3)

Thumper Can't Pump Her

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

The Arabian Goggler

(FHAC-U)

Banana Lockjaw

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Dickslexic Dominatrix

(BJH3)

Masta Burger

(EPH3)

Chicken Bag

(Corpus Christi H3)

Just Chrisanna (ABQH3)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

I Hop

(EPH3)

Stop, Drop, & Anal

(AlamoH3)

Boyz with a Hood

(EPH3)

Caveman

(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)

Peters Out

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(LunarH3)

Just Douge

(MRH3)

Backside Bayou

Alamogordo H3
...

Shiver Me Titters

(BJH3)

Train Bang

(ECH3/ MRH3)

Jizzy Queso

(ABQH3)

Alley Cat

Austin H3
...

Mommy Warbucks

(BJH3)

Tickle Me Homo

California Larrikins
...

Rear Ender

(KissMyH3)

Romanian Steamer

(Kawh3)

I’m Fucking Lea-tarded

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
...

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sach3)

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

HD Tutu

(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)

Mrs. Robinson

(EPH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

3 Knuckle Shufffle

Palmetto Hash House Harriers
...

Piggy Style

MountainBeers Hash House Harriers
...

Politically Erect

Phoenix H3
...

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

No CuntTrol

(VoodooH3)

Ripped For Her Pleasure

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Old faithful

(MosquitoH3)

Bobby Douché

(KissMyH3)

Only Half There

Huachucah3
As long as you found S...

Jurassic Twatwaffle

Fort Collins Hash House Harriers
...

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Remember the AlaMILF

(IWSH3)

Chewbacca

(LBH3)

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

Catalina Shit Mixer

(ABQH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Wave Humper

(EPH3)

Double Dribble

(MtnBH3)

Backhoe

(EBH3)

UpperCunt

(H5)

Cockanova

(Larryville Hash H...)

Mistress of Masochism

(Alamogordo HHH)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

Follows Your Anus

(LVHHH)

Bok Bok BaCocky

(ABQH3)

Just Brian

(ABQH3)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Two Lips

(FCH3)

Tik Tok Black Cocks

(EPH3)

Hose Handler

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Today is Monday

(FHAC-U)

ManJina

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

UPMS

(Wandering Whore)

Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap

(EPH3)

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Return to Gender

(Wildcard H3)

Grassy Ass

(Tijuana H3)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Shut up, I’m Sparkling!

(DFW-H3)

Fingerwave

(OmahaH3)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Ralph in the Mouth

(EPH3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Big Titty Piggy

(EPBJ's)

Whore-der

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

NoDoz on the Big Hoes

(SouthWest Washing...)

Dude Where's My Cheeto

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Cookies N’ Cum

(SFH3)

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Eat=mycunt2wice

(EPH3)

Mouth Queef

(Reno H3)

Just Dave

(None)

Little Ring Riding Hood

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Clam Slammer

(jHavH3)

Boobs Farm

(AH3)

Cum Dumpster

(EPH3)

Read Between My Lips

(KCH3)

Just Chelsey

(LVHHH)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Ska-skank Redemption

(Hasher-at-large)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Nudie no name

(El guapo h3)

Choir cock

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Shitter Splitter

(Sach3)

Sex Doll Serial killer

(BoulderH3)

Mommy's Cumming

(CH3)

ButtLight

(HCH3)

Squeaker

(HCH3)

Heartbreaker Dicktaker

(EPH3)

Puss n Boots

(ABQH3)

My teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Itchy N Scratchy

Border jumper H3
...

Princess labia

(El guapo h3)

Code For Butt

(EBH3)

The Great Cornholio

(EPH3)

Railroad Rectum

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
Drunk and loud!!!

ANAL TAMPONS Matters

(MHH3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Tunnel Of Luv

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers
Viva Las Vegas!

Fills Your Mouth

(LARRYVILLE)

STOOL SAMPLED

(LH3)

GLITTARRRRD

(PHXH3)

Finnish on My Face

(Wildcard)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)

(HuaH3)

Cumming About

(LH3)

Just Josh

(ABQH3)

Stripper Lickin Good

(EPH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Bitches be trippen

(EPH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Hump Portland H3)

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’

(DallasH3 )

Shitter Shatter

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name

(DFW-H3)

Mother Fucking Teresa

(Munich H3)

Bi the Numbers

El Paso Hash House Harriers
Royal Hash Crowns

Cunts Way Low

(EPH3)

No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston

(ABQH3 )

Flaming Anus

(EPH3)

Pan-tera

(EPH3)

Mass Ass-cension

(ABQH3)

$3 box

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Ditch Bitch

(SAH3)

BraveShart

(SurvivorH3)

Wienershitzall

(MrHappysH3)

Just Dillon

(ABQH3)

Bust Her Hymen

Long Beach H3
...

Justk neel and bob

(FTWH3)

Cherry Cum Lately

Larryville Hash House Harriers
Ask me about my butthole.

Rock, Paper, Stippers

West Coast H3
Bird gang

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

ManAIDS

(California Larrikins)

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Crapper Napper

(PhoenixH3)

Welcum to America

(ECH3)

Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep

(LBH3)

I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory

(BJH3)

Santa on Crack

(SAH3)

Auto Erotic Fixation

(ABQH3)

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Sand Box

(California Larrikins)

Toys for Twats

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

J-E-L-L-HO!

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Toe Dirt

(IndyHHH)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3)

Just Craig (ABQH3)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Big Titty Piggy +1

(Epbj's)

Pick a Hole

BEANERS BEANERS BEANERS H3
Chingow

Just John

(VoodooH3)

Blood Dance Kid

(PhoenixH3)

Skittles Colon, taste the asshole

(ABQH3)

Bacon Wrap

(EPH3)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Legs wide Open

(WH3)

2 much 4 me

(Border jumper H3)

John Wang

(EPH3)

IED

(OBH3)

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

Fucking Larry!!!

(CLH3)

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Dickie Do

(Border Jumpers)

Two Nice Tits

Cunning Runts H3
Manaman

Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl

(SAH3)

Don’t Touch MeDic

(BJH3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Pediaphile

(EPH3)

Titmometer

(EPH3)

Knot Lobster

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Vai Goomba Vai

(Alamogordo)

Red Solo Cunt

(EPH3)

Slobby Knobby

(HOTH3)

EEE-WHORE

(ABQH3)

Whole Lotta Cum

(ABQH3)

Rojo Hammer Toe

Aurora H3
...

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Just Ariel

(DFWH3)

Fast F@#$%R

Huachuca H3
...

Sriracha Crotch

(EPH3)

XXX

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Elbows Deep

(S2H3)

CSA

(EPH3)

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

Just Jorge

(EPH3)

Woobie Dancer

(MRH3)

Toys for Twats

Wandering Whore H3
...

Eat My Pussy

San Francisco H3
...

TACO

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
Tantric Arachnid Canna...

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Eager Beat Her

Las Cruces Hash House Harriers
BJ Gobleteer

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

H2ho

(EPH3)

Phlogging Poly

(Noh3)

Top Shelf

(Houston H3)

Sweet N Loaded

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Ranger Smurf

(KDH3-Corpus Christi)

Reverse Bogart

(KissMyH3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Horse Sex Noises

Mile High Humpin Hash
...

Flours for Anal Bum

(SCH3)

Little Cummer Boy

(EPH3)

Small Cock Steve Austin

(EPH3)

Cockó Bel Grãnde

(BAH3)

Just Art

(BJH3 )

Through the Looking Ass

(LH3)

Ballsacajewea

HamsterH3
Got Average Dick Energy?

Steiffel Tower

(Kawh3)

8-Bit Dick

(AH3)

Pork Chop Mall Cop

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

Blooming Fools H3
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(LVHHH)

Shitmare on L Street

Sacramento H3
… ummmmm … nevermind

La Drone

(IndyScent)

Just Naudia

(ABQH3)

Plug N Play

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
Wanna do my patch chal...

Jennatailia

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Singed Minge

(A2H3 & NomadH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Tether Heather

Alamogordo H3
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
No not that one.

Harder Than A 5th Grader

(EPH3)

nasa

(EPH3)

Dickie Do’s +1

(Border Jumpers)

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”

(Alamogordo Hash H...)