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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Queen
(EBH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
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