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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
IED
(OBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
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