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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Just Dave
(None)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
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