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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
H2ho
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Dave
(None)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
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