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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
IED
(OBH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
CSA
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
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