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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
IED
(OBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
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