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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
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