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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
CSA
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
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