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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
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