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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Two Lips
(FCH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
CSA
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
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