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Organizers:

24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024

01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100

Hare(s):

TBA

Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:

PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)

NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023

PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)


Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)

Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics

Location Details

Holiday Inn El Paso West

900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922

Holiday Inn El Paso West

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NO GLASS BY POOL


Schedule of Events

7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!


•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk


• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk


• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!


• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922


• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA


Public Event

See the full list!

300 Hashers came

including:

No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston

(ABQH3 )

Eat My Pussy

San Francisco H3
...

Ranger Smurf

(KDH3-Corpus Christi)

IED

(OBH3)

Rojo Hammer Toe

Aurora H3
...

Bitches be trippen

(EPH3)

Hose Handler

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Skittle clitty

(MRH3)

Slobby Knobby

(HOTH3)

Auto Erotic Fixation

(ABQH3)

Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name

(DFW-H3)

ButtLight

(HCH3)

No G’nads

(Howlin H3)

Cherry Cum Lately

Larryville Hash House Harriers
Ask me about my butthole.

Boyz with a Hood

(EPH3)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Just Brian

(ABQH3)

Squeaker

(HCH3)

Cockó Bel Grãnde

(BAH3)

Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep

(LBH3)

Remember the AlaMILF

(IWSH3)

Porta John

El Paso Hash House Harriers
It's All Portas Fault!

Sex Doll Serial killer

(BoulderH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Masta Burger

(EPH3)

Big Titty Piggy +1

(Epbj's)

I’m Fucking Lea-tarded

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
...

Piggy Style

MountainBeers Hash House Harriers
...

Skittles Colon, taste the asshole

(ABQH3)

STOOL SAMPLED

(LH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
No not that one.

Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap

(EPH3)

The Arabian Goggler

(FHAC-U)

Flaming Anus

(EPH3)

Grassy Ass

(Tijuana H3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Tickle Me Homo

California Larrikins
...

Damn Jina

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

My teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Clam Slammer

(jHavH3)

Captain Jackass Sparrow

(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

ManAIDS

(California Larrikins)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Dammit Janet

(HOTH3)

TACO

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
Tantric Arachnid Canna...

Horse Sex Noises

Mile High Humpin Hash
...

Mrs. Robinson

(EPH3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Just Dave

(None)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

$3 box

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Reverse Bogart

(KissMyH3)

Just Douge

(MRH3)

Crapper Napper

(PhoenixH3)

Titmometer

(EPH3)

Blood Dance Kid

(PhoenixH3)

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Jurassic Twatwaffle

Fort Collins Hash House Harriers
...

Today is Monday

(FHAC-U)

No CuntTrol

(VoodooH3)

Pork Chop Mall Cop

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Just Craig (ABQH3)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Shut up, I’m Sparkling!

(DFW-H3)

Dickie Do’s +1

(Border Jumpers)

Harder Than A 5th Grader

(EPH3)

Eager Beat Her

Las Cruces Hash House Harriers
BJH3 Gobleteer

Read Between My Lips

(KCH3)

Look at that Hole

(MOOOOUSTON)

Chewbacca

(LBH3)

Puss n Boots

(ABQH3)

Justk neel and bob

(FTWH3)

Through the Looking Ass

(LH3)

8-Bit Dick

(AH3)

Just Art

(BJH3 )

Wave Humper

(EPH3)

Princess labia

(El guapo h3)

Dickslexic Dominatrix

(BJH3)

Stop, Drop, & Anal

(AlamoH3)

Sand Box

(California Larrikins)

I Hop

(EPH3)

Politically Erect

Phoenix H3
...

Cum Dumpster

(EPH3)

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

Wienershitzall

(MrHappysH3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

RaguMe

(ABQH3)

Two Lips

(FCH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Old faithful

(MosquitoH3)

Just Naudia

(ABQH3)

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

Shiver Me Titters

(BJH3)

Wee Wee

Berlin H3
...

H2ho

(EPH3)

Mother Fucking Teresa

(Munich H3)

Pediaphile

(EPH3)

Itchy N Scratchy

Border jumper H3
...

Mistress of Masochism

(Alamogordo HHH)

Woobie Dancer

(MRH3)

Cumming About

(LH3)

Finnish on My Face

(Wildcard)

Cuntilary Specialist

(JUH3)

Sriracha Crotch

(EPH3)

Shitter Splitter

(Sach3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Chicken Bag

(Corpus Christi H3)

UpperCunt

(H5)

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory

(BJH3)

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’

(DallasH3 )

Nudie no name

(El guapo h3)

Dude Where's My Cheeto

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Whipt

Wandering Whore H3
...

Daddy Don't Care

(BJH3)

Finger Picking Good

(LRH3)

Small Cock Steve Austin

(EPH3)

Bobby Douché

(KissMyH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(AssH3)

EEE-WHORE

(ABQH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Pink Slit

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

BraveShart

(SurvivorH3)

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Mass Ass-cension

(ABQH3)

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(SAH3)

Catalina Shit Mixer

(ABQH3)

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Mommy Warbucks

(BJH3)

7 year bitch

(AH3)

Shitmare on L Street

Sacramento H3
… ummmmm … nevermind

J-E-L-L-HO!

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Railroad Rectum

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
Drunk and loud!!!

Eight is Enough

(Anchorage HHH)

Fucking Larry!!!

(CLH3)

Tik Tok Black Cocks

(EPH3)

Rear Ender

(KissMyH3)

Sweet N Loaded

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Mouth Queef

(Reno H3)

Banana Lockjaw

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Romanian Steamer

(Kawh3)

Red Solo Cunt

(EPH3)

Welcum to America

(ECH3)

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Rock, Paper, Stippers

West Coast H3
Bird gang

Jizzy Queso

(ABQH3)

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Just John

(VoodooH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Plug N Play

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
Wanna do my patch chal...

Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl

(SAH3)

Beer Battered

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

2 much 4 me

(Border jumper H3)

Nagasucki

Phoenix H3
...

John Wang

(EPH3)

E.R.I.C.

(TBimbosH3)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Knot Lobster

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Just Chelsey

(LVHHH)

Shitter Shatter

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Just Doesn't Grow

(EPH3)

GLITTARRRRD

(PHXH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

Blooming Fools H3
...

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Fills Your Mouth

(LARRYVILLE)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Train Bang

(ECH3/ MRH3)

Just Josh

(ABQH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(LVHHH)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Follows Your Anus

(LVHHH)

3 Knuckle Shufffle

Palmetto Hash House Harriers
...

Little Ring Riding Hood

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Code For Butt

(EBH3)

Backhoe

(EBH3)

Peters Out

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Bi the Numbers

El Paso Hash House Harriers
Royal Hash Crowns

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Top Shelf

(Houston H3)

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

HD Tutu

(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)

Choir cock

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Only Half There

Huachucah3
As long as you found S...

Santa on Crack

(SAH3)

No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)

(HuaH3)

Steiffel Tower

(Kawh3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

UPMS

(Wandering Whore)

Pan-tera

(EPH3)

Little Cummer Boy

(EPH3)

Just Chrisanna (ABQH3)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Hokey Tokey

(LBH3)

CSA

(EPH3)

ManJina

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

Ripped For Her Pleasure

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Stripper Lickin Good

(EPH3)

Toys for Twats

Wandering Whore H3
...

Fast F@#$%R

Huachuca H3
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Hump Portland H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3)

Cookies N’ Cum

(SFH3)

Two Nice Tits

Cunning Runts H3
Manaman

Phlogging Poly

(Noh3)

Bust Her Hymen

Long Beach H3
...

Used Rubber

(EPH3)

Elbows Deep

(S2H3)

nasa

(EPH3)

Singed Minge

(A2H3 & NomadH3)

Don’t Touch MeDic

(BJH3)

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Ralph in the Mouth

(EPH3)

Flours for Anal Bum

(SCH3)

Whole Lotta Cum

(ABQH3)

Eat=mycunt2wice

(EPH3)

Ska-skank Redemption

(Hasher-at-large)

Jennatailia

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Whore-der

(El Paso Hash Hous...)

XXX

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Bacon Wrap

(EPH3)

The Great Cornholio

(EPH3)

Dickie Do

(Border Jumpers)

Return to Gender

(Wildcard H3)

Tunnel Of Luv

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers
Viva Las Vegas!

Thumper Can't Pump Her

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Choco Taco

Border jumper H3
...

Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!

Caveman

(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Double Dribble

(MtnBH3)

Toys for Twats

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Legs wide Open

(WH3)

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex

(Shit Show Butt Ho...)

Just Ariel

(DFWH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Heartbreaker Dicktaker

(EPH3)

Naughty by Nature

(LH3)

Ballsacajewea

HamsterH3
Got Average Dick Energy?

Cunts Way Low

(EPH3)

Bok Bok BaCocky

(ABQH3)

La Drone

(IndyScent)

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Tether Heather

Alamogordo H3
...

ANAL TAMPONS Matters

(MHH3)

Boobs Farm

(AH3)

Alley Cat

Austin H3
...

Vai Goomba Vai

(Alamogordo)

Cockanova

(Larryville Hash H...)

Backside Bayou

Alamogordo H3
...

Big Titty Piggy

(EPBJ's)

Mommy's Cumming

(CH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore
...

Just Dillon

(ABQH3)

Toe Dirt

(IndyHHH)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

I’d fuck me

(Anchorage H3 )

IOU 1 IUD

(BhamsterH3)

4"Spike

Key West Hash House Harriers
...

Reverend Lickalottapuss

(LunarH3)

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sach3)

Fingerwave

(OmahaH3)

Pick a Hole

BEANERS BEANERS BEANERS H3
Chingow

Stay @ Homo

(EPH3)

Just Jorge

(EPH3)

Jersey Lunchbox

(SurfCityH3)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

NoDoz on the Big Hoes

(SouthWest Washing...)