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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Dave
(None)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
IED
(OBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
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