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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Queen
(EBH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Just Dave
(None)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
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