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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
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