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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
IED
(OBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
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