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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
CSA
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
IED
(OBH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
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