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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
IED
(OBH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
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