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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
IED
(OBH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Just Dave
(None)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
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