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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
IED
(OBH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Queen
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
CSA
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
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