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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
IED
(OBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
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