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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
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