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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
IED
(OBH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
nasa
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Dave
(None)
Cumming About
(LH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
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