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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Cumming About
(LH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
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