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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
La Drone
(IndyScent)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
H2ho
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
CSA
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
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