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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
nasa
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many