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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Dave
(None)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
IED
(OBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
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