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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
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