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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
IED
(OBH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
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