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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Dave
(None)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
CSA
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
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