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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
IED
(OBH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
H2ho
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
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