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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
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