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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
CSA
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
IED
(OBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
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