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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Dave
(None)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
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