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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
CSA
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
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