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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Cumming About
(LH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
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