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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just Dave
(None)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
nasa
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
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