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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Queen
(EBH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cumming About
(LH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
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