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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
IED
(OBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Just Dave
(None)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
I Hop
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
CSA
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
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