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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
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