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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Queen
(EBH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
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