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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Dave
(None)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
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