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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
IED
(OBH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Dave
(None)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
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