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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
CSA
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Just Dave
(None)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Squeaker
(HCH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
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