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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
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