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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
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