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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
nasa
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
IED
(OBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Dave
(None)
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