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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
IED
(OBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just Dave
(None)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
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