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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Cumming About
(LH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
CSA
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
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