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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
IED
(OBH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Dave
(None)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
CSA
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
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