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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
John Wang
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
CSA
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
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