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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
IED
(OBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
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