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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
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