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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Just Dave
(None)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
John Wang
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
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