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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
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