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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
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