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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
CSA
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
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