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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
CSA
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
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