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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
IED
(OBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
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