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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
IED
(OBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
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