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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
IED
(OBH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
nasa
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
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