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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Cumming About
(LH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
IED
(OBH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Just Dave
(None)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
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