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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just Dave
(None)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
IED
(OBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
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