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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Dave
(None)
Cumming About
(LH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
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