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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
IED
(OBH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Dave
(None)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
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