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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
CSA
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
IED
(OBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
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