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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
IED
(OBH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
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