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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
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