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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
John Wang
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
CSA
(EPH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
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