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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
IED
(OBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Just Dave
(None)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
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