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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
nasa
(EPH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
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