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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Just Dave
(None)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
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