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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
IED
(OBH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Queen
(EBH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
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