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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
CSA
(EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Cumming About
(LH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
I Hop
(EPH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Just Dave
(None)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
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