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Organizers:
24th Anal "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024" 2024
01/11 11:29 AM to 01/15 05:05 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
TBA
Our biggest event of the year. Come celebrate 20+ years with us!! It's 5 days of hashing and debauchery. Jan 11th - Jan 15th, 2024 and you're invited.
Plan your vacation ahead of time or quit your job, this is worth it.
Theme:
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
NO TRANSFERS OR SELLING REGOS AFTER 12/28/2023
PAYPAL TO: PINKSLIT_69@YAHOO.COM (USE FRIENDS & FAMILY SO AS NOT TO HAVE A FEE)
Thank you Ball Sacajewea **ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD 24K MADNESS - 2024** - Friday: Dress theme - Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) Saturday: Dress theme - Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
Flash Light, Costumes, Anitbiotics
Location Details
Schedule of Events
7 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: Peterz Out & M.O.M. Theme: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Come dressed as a hot sexy Goldilocks or your favorite bear from the Yogi hash song. Prizes for best costumes!
•9AM- BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver. Hares: TBA
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 in the Small Event Room by Front Desk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 7:30 PM: Pubcrawl Point A - TBA, HARES: Porta & BiDaNumbers - DRESS THEME: Golden Years (aka grannies gone wild pub crawl) - Yellow Chalk
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your Shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: Beer Mile Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, Hares: LeeRoy
• 10:30 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 MEXico TRAIL - 10:30 SHARP! Hares for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - Hoser & Wavy - Green Chalk -You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail
• 12:30PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 TEXAss TRAIL - 12:30 SHARP! Hares: Harder Than a 5th Grader - Blue Chalk
• 6-7 PM: Dinner - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922, DRESS THEME: Gold Members (aka 1970's disco dance party)
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX2024!
• 8-10AM: Breakfast - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10:00AM: Butt Scrabble- BackSide Bayou & Sperm Whale will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922 THE WORLD-FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A: Hares - Beer Battered & MasterBurger
• 1 :00 PM: Point A - @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922- TURKEY TRAIL, 5-7 miles, Hares: Porky & Thumper - Green chalk
• 6-7 PM: The last Super - Large Ballroom @ Holiday Inn El Paso West. 900 Sunland Park Drive El Paso, TX 79922
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A - TBA , Hare: TBA
Public Event
including:
EEE-WHORE
(ABQH3)
Flaming Anus
(EPH3)
nasa
(EPH3)
Harder Than A 5th Grader
(EPH3)
CSA
(EPH3)
Bigger Better Faster Deeper
(Sach3)
8-Bit Dick
(AH3)
Skittle clitty
(MRH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE)
Bacon Wrap
(EPH3)
Remember the AlaMILF
(IWSH3)
Cum Dumpster
(EPH3)
NoDoz on the Big Hoes
(SouthWest Washing...)
Just Douge
(MRH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice
(EPH3)
No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston
(ABQH3 )
Rear Ender
(KissMyH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Dickslexic Dominatrix
(BJH3)
Super Happi Hashilicious Sex-Me I Luv Ponies
Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
Friendship is Magic!
Deep in the Throat of Tex ♥️ Mex
(Shit Show Butt Ho...)
Lick It To Beaver
(AssH3)
GLITTARRRRD
(PHXH3)
Wave Humper
(EPH3)
Dammit Janet
(HOTH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Backhoe
(EBH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyHHH)
I’d fuck me
(Anchorage H3 )
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
(SAH3)
Mouth Queef
(Reno H3)
Slobby Knobby
(HOTH3)
Just Dave
(None)
Stripper Lickin Good
(EPH3)
Chewbacca
(LBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SurfCityH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3)
No Pussy Left Behind (the male version)
(HuaH3)
IED
(OBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Big Titty Piggy
(EPBJ's)
U*Holy Mother Fluffer “Ma”
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
7 year bitch
(AH3)
Stop, Drop, & Anal
(AlamoH3)
Cookies N’ Cum
(SFH3)
Boyz with a Hood
(EPH3)
Through the Looking Ass
(LH3)
Mrs. Robinson
(EPH3)
Shut up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW-H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(LVHHH)
Dickie Do’s +1
(Border Jumpers)
Just Ariel
(DFWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
2 much 4 me
(Border jumper H3)
Clam Slammer
(jHavH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Josh
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
John Wang
(EPH3)
Follows Your Anus
(LVHHH)
Queen
(EBH3)
Beer Battered
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Singed Minge
(A2H3 & NomadH3)
Grassy Ass
(Tijuana H3)
Santa on Crack
(SAH3)
Caveman
(ABQH3 & Knuckledr...)
Princess labia
(El guapo h3)
Legs wide Open
(WH3)
Pediaphile
(EPH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Hump Portland H3)
Shiver Me Titters
(BJH3)
Daddy Don't Care
(BJH3)
ManJina
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Mistress of Masochism
(Alamogordo HHH)
Nudie no name
(El guapo h3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Sand Box
(California Larrikins)
Just Chelsey
(LVHHH)
My teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Art
(BJH3 )
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Double Dribble
(MtnBH3)
Whole Lotta Cum
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Dickie Do
(Border Jumpers)
Just Doesn't Grow
(EPH3)
Hose Handler
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Eight is Enough
(Anchorage HHH)
Pan-tera
(EPH3)
Don’t Touch MeDic
(BJH3)
Shitter Splitter
(Sach3)
Old faithful
(MosquitoH3)
Puss n Boots
(ABQH3)
Masta Burger
(EPH3)
Steiffel Tower
(Kawh3)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Whore-der
(El Paso Hash Hous...)
Flours for Anal Bum
(SCH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Train Bang
(ECH3/ MRH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Catalina Shit Mixer
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(EPH3)
Big Titty Piggy +1
(Epbj's)
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Just John
(VoodooH3)
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Bok Bok BaCocky
(ABQH3)
Woobie Dancer
(MRH3)
Ranger Smurf
(KDH3-Corpus Christi)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin’
(DallasH3 )
Phlogging Poly
(Noh3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(HSWTFH3)
Used Rubber
(EPH3)
Crapper Napper
(PhoenixH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Romanian Steamer
(Kawh3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Wienershitzall
(MrHappysH3)
Mother Fucking Teresa
(Munich H3)
Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name
(DFW-H3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Stay @ Homo
(EPH3)
Cunts Way Low
(EPH3)
Vai Goomba Vai
(Alamogordo)
Blood Dance Kid
(PhoenixH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Code For Butt
(EBH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LH3)
HD Tutu
(B3H3/Traveling Bimbo)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
IOU 1 IUD
(BhamsterH3)
Small Cock Steve Austin
(EPH3)
Finnish on My Face
(Wildcard)
Tik Tok Black Cocks
(EPH3)
Read Between My Lips
(KCH3)
Jizzy Queso
(ABQH3)
Look at that Hole
(MOOOOUSTON)
H2ho
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Just Jorge
(EPH3)
Elbows Deep
(S2H3)
Chicken Bag
(Corpus Christi H3)
Today is Monday
(FHAC-U)
Bitches be trippen
(EPH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(EPH3)
Cuntilary Specialist
(JUH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Boobs Farm
(AH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Little Cummer Boy
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Mommy's Cumming
(CH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
No G’nads
(Howlin H3)
ButtLight
(HCH3)
La Drone
(IndyScent)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep
(LBH3)
The Arabian Goggler
(FHAC-U)
Cumming About
(LH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3)
ANAL TAMPONS Matters
(MHH3)
The Great Cornholio
(EPH3)
Welcum to America
(ECH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Mommy Warbucks
(BJH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
ManAIDS
(California Larrikins)
I Hop
(EPH3)
I Wanna Bang Penny's Theory
(BJH3)
Dirty Beads Done Dirt Cheap
(EPH3)
Ska-skank Redemption
(Hasher-at-large)
Justk neel and bob
(FTWH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
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