AAAAATTTTTEEEENNNTION BILBOS & WANKERS!!!!!
Damascus Trail Days is upon us, which MMMEEEAAAANNNN..... The 5th Anal Trail Days RED DRESS RUN!

Please read the following IMPORTANT information!!!

START LOCATION:
Appalachian Heritage Distillery
110 W Laurel Ave Damascus, VA 24236

ARRIVAL TIME:
The Hiker Parade starts at 2pm and the roads shut down at 1:30pm, so get your ass to town before that if you want to watch the parade with us!
We will be meeting at the wonderful Appalachian Heritage Distillery/Brewery before chalk talk, so feel free to cum and enjoy so pre-trail Beer or COCKtails (please bring your own $ AND ID if you chose to drink at the brewstillary) while we watch the Hiker parade.

CHALK TALK WILL START AT 3PM!!!!

PARKING:
Parking in town is a BITCH! You may have to park at Food City and walk up the Creeper Trail. There is some parking on Main Street or side streets, but it will be a hit or miss. There is NO PARKING AT THE BREWSTILLERY.
Carpool as much as possible! It's always better to CUM TOGETHER!

TRAIL:
Wear your best RED DRESS and Shaggy Socks!!
Bring sunscreen and rain gear because the weather man is ALWAYS WRONG! CUM prepared!
There will be a van to put your shit in before trail!
Trail is A to B. We will be ending close to but not at the Brewstillery. The Van will be there for you to get your dry undies and Happy Coats! Here, we will have Food and plenty of Beer (COLD AINT IT?!?). Then buckle up your livers for EDH3's FANTABULOUS CIRLCE hosted by the one and only HOT POCKET! Make sure to bring your favorite songs and your best singing voice! WE WANNA HEAR ALL YOU GOT!!!
After Circle, you will choose your own adventure.
You can stay in tent city (you need to reserve a space) or you can go hang out there. Some EDH3 members will be On-Aftering there.

BEHAVIOR:
Please don't get naked! Please don't drink and drive!
We will be in public, so please act accordingly!

40 doll-hairs will get you BEER, FOOD, AND a Saturday ticket into TENT CITY!
30 doll-hairs will get you BEER & FOOD (you may choose to provide your own tent city wrist band OR you may opt out of tent city)

HANGOVER TRAIL:

Red Dress

Your BEST Red Dress, Change of clothes/shoes for after, I.D. , $ for Brewstillary