Organizers:
EDH3 Red, White, and Boobs - 4th of Jooly Campout
07/02 12:00 PM to 07/05 12:00 PM
A EDH3 Trail
Cost: $100
Hare(s):
Nair Bare & Ballzy
Shiggy:
------------ ATTENTION BILBOS AND WANKERS! -------------
Cum celebrate America's OLDEST BIRTHDAY with Elbow Deep Hash House Harriers with our 9th ANAL 4th of JOOLY CAMPOUT EXTRAVAGANZA!!! This year is a BIG ONE - 250 years for America and 50 Years for the Wilson's 4th of July Party!!
ONCE AGAIN, we will be returning to the FANTASTIC Murder Ghost river side campground location in the one and only beautiful Damascus Virginia! This location does not have any power hookups but campers are welcome. We will have a generator at the main tent for group purposes.
Rego for this 4 day event will be 100 Doll Hairs
REGO PAYMENT OPTIONS:
Venmo: elbowdeeph3
Zelle: nairbare@gmail.com
This will get you .....
- An AAAAMMMAAAZING riverfront campground experience
- BEER! (Cold Aint It!)
- Food
- A Hashy Wedding
- Fantabulous company
- A Wonderful Wilson Firework show (BIGGER AND HARDER THAN EVER)
- Karaoke Dance Parties
- Campfire sing-a-long time
- Cool Swag
- AND MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE!!
CUM on down and have an Elbow Deep Red, White, & Boobs time!
RED, WHITE, & BOOBS
Camping gear, Hash gear (shaggy socks, Happi coat, 4th of July hash attire, white dress, whistle, ect.), bug spray, sunscreen, Shot or Drink for shooting star trail, blow up doll or other floatation device to enjoy the river during down time, 6 pack of beer for the beer mile, side dish for the 4th of July party encouraged
Start Location Details
Murder Ghost Campground on Beech Grove Rd in Damascus VA
https://maps.app.goo.gl/uEZVTPWrxWYE6fia6?g_st=ipc
Schedule of Events
1pm - set yo shit up and claim the best spot
2pm - THE ceremonial Tapping Of The Keg! The first of 250 Weekend Beers!
Followed by - Float Your Motorboat - Get wet and meet everyone! BYO FLOATATION DEVICE
6:30pm - Dinner at camp
7:30pm - 4x4 & Puff Wedding
* Followed by ... - Shooting Star Honeymooners Trail (Please bring a shot or drink to share)
8-ish am - Breakfast
9am - Pack Your Sack (lunch) You’ll eat lunch after trail (off site)
Get on the bus!
10am - TRAIL - White Dress
Hare: NairBare and Ballzy? And Fort Knockers?
B to B trail
3pm - Float Your Motorboat #2
6pm - 3rd of July Precum Party and Karaoke
This is a muggle event-don’t be an idiot! Grandparents will be there!
Dinner and Hash beer provided
Transportation provided--volunteers needed
Address: 34096 Widener Valley Rd Glade Spring, VA
9pm - Fireside Hashy-Choir Practice
Cum!! You'll love our OLDEST TRADITION
10am - Breakfast
11am - Beer Mile (BYO 6 pack of 5% beer) - Hare: Ballzheimers
12:30pm - Lunch
1pm - Sloshball - Hares: Analkin & Fellet
After Sloshball - Float Your Motorboat
Don’t die. Take a fucking nap and drink some fucking water!!
6pm - 50th Anal Wilson 4th of July Party/ 4th Analversary Party for Moo & Just Adam/ 250th Birthday of America
This is a muggle event-don’t be an idiot! Grandparents will be there!
Band, Fireworks, BBQ Provided, Hash beer provided
Transportation provided--volunteers needed
Address: 34096 Widener Valley Rd Glade Spring, VA
8:00am - Breakfast of Champions: leftovers!
Please eat anything that remains
9:00am ish - Fat Man Hangover Trail - Hares: Pickle Fingers, Ditch Please & TABS
Post Trail
CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT & Get The Fuck Out!
Please and Thank You for summing!
Public Event
including:
Puff Puff Penetrate
(Elbow Deep H3)
Just Fae
(SavH3)
JustDrew
(Elbow Deep H3)
Kirby
(DenverH3)
EitherWay
(EDH3)
Hot Pocket
(EDH3)
No Blunt No Trail
(SavH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
JUST ANGEL
(SavH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Kale The Witch!
(Hokey)
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