Join DSMH3 for our first anal (or potentially only) bougie boozy blizzard bash hash retreat! We're taking over the Gathering Grounds in middle-of-nowhere, middle-of-winter Iowa for a weekend of shenanigans sleepover style.

Weekend price is $69 + a 6-pack (or liquor, dealers choice) and includes:

• trail Saturday


• gimme


• drop your furs undie run Friday


• room-to-room shot crawl Friday


• fat boi trail Sunday


• food all weekend


• shiggy all weekend


• booze (duh)

Hashpitality suite opens for check in at 4:69 pee em on Friday, January 17. Beds will be assigned as regos c*m in--please be sure to indicate any preference for bed sharing (and ensure your bed buddy ALSO shares that same preference...)

**Fine print: we're shooting for shenanigans over shitshow here; we were fortunate enough to get an extraordinarily good deal on a rather classy venue. You will be personally liable for any potential damage or permanent tomfoolery.

Think winter retreat meets middle school sleepover

sh¡t for trail (it WILL be outside and it WILL be cold) - your finest bathrobe - onesies or other pj attire - shot 2 share - your hashiest "fur" to drop