Join DSMH3 for our second anal bougie boozy blizzard bash hash retreat! We're taking over the Gathering Grounds in middle-of-nowhere, middle-of-winter Iowa for a weekend of shenanigans sleepover style.

~~ Regos are not confirmed until paid ~~ Venmo @natalie-ann-9 to officially reserve your spot!

Weekend price is $69 + a 6-pack (or liquor, dealers choice) and includes:

trail Saturday

gimme

drop your furs undie run Friday

room-to-room shot crawl Friday

fat boi trail Sunday

cabin crash space

food all weekend

shiggy all weekend

booze (duh)

Hashpitality suite opens for check in at 4:69 pee em on Friday, January 9. Beds will be assigned as regos c*m in--please be sure to indicate any preference for bed sharing (and ensure your bed buddy ALSO shares that same preference...)

**Fine print: we're shooting for shenanigans over shitshow here; we were fortunate enough to get an extraordinarily good deal on a rather classy venue. You will be personally liable for any potential damage or permanent tomfoolery.

Theme:
Think winter retreat meets middle school sleepover

Stuff to Bring:
sh¡t for trail (it WILL be outside and it WILL be cold) - your finest bathrobe - onesies or other pj attire - shot 2 share - your hashiest "fur" to drop

Think winter retreat meets middle school sleepover

sh¡t for trail (it WILL be outside and it WILL be cold) - your finest bathrobe - onesies or other pj attire - shot 2 share - your hashiest "fur" to drop