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Organizers:

DMTH3 Black Dress Run (SMUTTy Crab H3)

04/07 12:00 PM

A DMTH3 Trail

Cost: $29

Hare(s):

Third Man In, Nipple Penis, 2 out of 3 Ain't bad

Shiggy:

TBA

On April 7, 2017, Third Man In died (briefly) of a heart attack and was brought back to life!! As the 1 year anniversary falls on a SMUTTy Crab H3 Hash date, someone suggested we have a Black Dress Run to make endless death/TMI jokes, drink some beers, run(?) a trail, oh and raise money to buy an AED for the Mt. Pleasant Ice Rink, Baltimore MD.

This is a ZERO frills, ZERO giveaways, (maybe a toe tag is appropriate) trail to have fun and raise some money. Beer and light food provided but EVERYTHING else is on you.

I have 2 spare bedrooms plus couches for crash space and Map/Bourbon and Scuba Deuce have offered their houses too

Trail is A to B bag space and vehicle provided


Black Dress

Black Dress, death jokes, GPS to find Southern Maryland

Location Details

41371 Doctors Crossing Road, Leonardtown, MD 20650

it's a neighborhood so fit in wherever you can

Totally on you but there is a hotel within walking distance of start/finish. Working on a discount TBD.
I have crash space, Map/Bourbon also do and maybe other Smutty crabbers tooooooo

Executive Inn
41655 Park Avenue
Leonardtown MD 20650
301-475-3000


Schedule of Events

Taphouse 1637
23418 Three Notch Road
California MD 20619


Noon
Pack away 2ish........


Public Event

See the full list!

38 Hashers came

including:

AC/DP

WH4
Mobius strippers never...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Jake

LBH3

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

2 Outta 3 Ain't Bad

(SMUTTyCrab)

Ass2Cheek

(SMUTTyCrab)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Bah bah bucake me

(SMUTTyCrab)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

UpperCunt

(H5)

Just Christina

(Homeless)

Just Darlene

(SMUTTyCrab)

Full Cock Ahead

(SMUTTyCrab)

pita

(DCH4)

For Charity

(WH4)

iris roberts

Homeless

SHUT THE FUCK UP

(SBH3)

LG Ricco

JRH3

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Grizzly Whoop Whoop

(SMUTTyCrab)

INVIZABITCH

(OFH3)

Map My Cunt

SMUTTyCrab
I am not a cartographer.

Kathy

(Homeless)

D&DQ

WH4

Stillet Ho

(Smuttycrab )

THE VIRGINATOR

(BAH3)

Just Loretta

(Homeless)

Weiner Debeaner

(SMUTTyCrab)

Nipple Penis

(SMUTTy Crab3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)