Cost: $165*
USA Nash Hash 2026
Hosted by IndyScent H3 and Dicklopedia H3
Come join us for 4 days of hashing over the 2026 July 4th holiday weekend. We've secured a private campground a couple hours from Indianapolis, IN just across the Ohio border. Camp Graham is excited to host us in Clarksville, OH.
What do you get for your rego?
5 Trails
Beer Mile
All the beer, seltzers, cider and NA liquids your heart desires (Hard stuff optional with Drama Club rego)
3 Meals a Day, plenty of orange food, and midnight snacks - and if you know anything about Indy we like to feed people.
Swag (TBD)
Dance Parties
Costume Contest
Talent Show - MC'd by our own 2Fists2Furrious
OlympDicks and Highland Games
Camp Graham Details
Camp Graham is a 4H campground in Clarksville, OH and has previously hosted hash events. The campground is on 70 acres of rolling Ohio Valley woodlands. The campsite features 14 primitive cabins.
Cabins include bunk beds and electricity, but do not have A/C or bathrooms. There are two shower houses near the cabins with full bathrooms. The cabins will hold 185 hashers. Preference will be given to hashers that are flying for cabin spots. If additional cabin spots are available they will be assigned based on rego timestamp. Cabins will be assigned ahead of the event. MisMan will ask for bunkmate requests at a later time. Cabin assignments will be posted ahead of the event to leave ample time if changes need to be made.
The campground does allow RVs, but their license only allows 13 RVs on the premises. These spots will be on a first come first serve basis. There will be electric for the RVs, but no sewer or water hook ups. RVs with generators are not allowed at the campground. If you are planning to stay in an RV with a group, please have only one member of your group select the RV accommodation option. There is an additional selection if you are planning to stay with someone in an RV. Since spots are limited please make your selections carefully.
The remaining rego spots will be tent camping and will have access to the shower houses and indoor bathrooms. There are also portable toilets near the tent camp area for late night emergencies.
Mess Hall with industrial kitchen, air conditioning and additional bathrooms. There is also an outdoor recreation hall that is covered and has electricity. The campground has a swimming pool that will be open while manned by hashers that are certified lifeguards. There are also two bonfire pits with amphitheater seating.
The campground manager does live on site and will be on property all weekend. However, he is aware of our hashy shenanigans and will keep to himself the majority of the time.
Drama Club
Drama Club will be at our event. We will circulate a separate rego for drama club at a later date. $50 will get you Drama Club (full bar with bartenders for the noobs) for the entire weekend.
Themes
:Thursday - Summer Camp Nostalgia:
Camp Graham is a classic kids summer camp so let's kick off the weekend by paying tribute to our favorite summer camp classics. Feeling like a Wet Hot American Summer with your best 80's attire? Or maybe you want to freak people out with Camp Crystal Lake vibes. Channel your inner unhinged Ben Stiller and show up as Tony Pervis in Heavyweights.
:Friday - Pest Friends Forever:
Hash campouts wouldn't be complete without a few bug bites. Lucky for us Dicklopedia can control the amount of bugs at a hash event! To help Dick keep the nasty pests away bring out your best insect or vermin getup for the costume contest.
:Saturday - Primal Rave:
Tap into your primal side for the Saturday night neon rave dance party.
What to Bring
Tent (if tent camping)
Bedding - bunk beds only have mattresses
Sunscreen
Bug Spray
Fan
Camp Chair
Costumes
Towel
Flashlight
Shots to share on Shooting Star Trail
Trail Wear
Payment Info
Payment buttons are linked to PayPal. However, if you navigate away or prefer Venmo payments options are below.
PayPal: indyhhh@gmail.com
Venmo: @indyhhh
If you live in the dark ages and do not have either forms of payment please reach out to Boxxxy via email USANashHash2026@gmail.com.
Safety
There will be a safety committee all weekend of sober (or nearly sober) hashers, along with lifeguards. If there is an issue during the event please find MisMan or a member of the safety committee ASAP to help you.
MisMan wants to ensure a fun and safe event for everyone. Banned hashers will not be allowed at the event. MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at their discretion to make sure this hash event is fun and safe for all.
Tentative schedule is below and it is subject to change. If you have any questions please reach out to Boxxxy or Dicklopedia. You can contact both through the USANashHash2026@gmail.com email address if you don't have their direct contact information.
4:00 PM Check In Opens and Kegs Tapped
7:00 PM Dinner
10:30 PM Opening Circle
11:00 PM Shooting Star Lingerie Trail
12:00 PM Midnight Snacks
8:00 AM Breakfast Bloody Mary and Mimosa Bar
9:00 AM Hab Bazaar Open
10:00 AM Beer OlymDicks
11:00 AM Beer Mile
12:30 PM Lunch
1:30 PM Circle Up
2:00 PM Trail - Turkey, Eagle, and BB options
7:00 PM Dinner
8:00 PM Costume Contest
9:00 PM DJ Dance Party and Bonfire
12:00 PM Midnight Nekkid Trail and Midnight Snacks
8:00 AM Breakfast with Bloody Mary and Mimosa Bar
9:00 AM Hab Bazaar Open
10:30 AM Highland Games
12:30 PM Lunch
1:30 PM Circle Up
2:00 PM Trail - Turkey, Eagle and BB options
7:00 PM Dinner
8:00 PM Closing Circle
9:00 PM Mr. and Mrs. Nash Hash Contest
10:00 PM DJ Dance Party and Bonfire
12:00 PM Midnight Snacks
8:00 AM Continental Breakfast and Campsite Clean Up
11:00 AM Fat Boy Trail
12:00 PM GTFO
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Dah Gimp
(DH4)
Hello Pity
(SHHHH)
Jeanie Weenie
(MadisonH3)
Smitten
(PGHH3)
Desperate Lay
(IndyScent)
Groan of Arc
(A_H3)
Cuddles ‘n Cream
(Disaster)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Uncle Step Daddy
(SCH4)
Rectal Rabbi
(SPIILH3)
Lickity Splitz Down the Pole
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Vienna Sausage Party
(KAW!H3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
LaDrone
(IndyHHH)
Hung on the Fence
(BloNoH3 )
UPMS
(WWH3-EE)
How much did the hollaco$t
(DCRW)
Just Michael
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Backseat Muffher
(GLH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Briana Wunderli
(ChiH3)
Shitty Situation
(Pittsburgh H3)
Cacklez
(IndyHHH)
Psychedelic Cumfountain
(Blooming Fools H3)
Catwoman
(Dayton H3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Ass Cream Sundae
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Lick Stick
(WaWhH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DC Road Whores)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Trash)
2Fists2Furrious
(THICC)
Bogo (Boob On GroupOn)
(TBH3)
2Girls1Cuke
(GStrH3)
Boyz on the Hood
(CHH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCRW)
CummyHummyHa!
(MadisonH3)
Raspberry VJ
(BAH3)
Toe Dirt
(IndyScent)
Muffulupagus
(MadisonH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(ChaosH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Incomplete Evacuation
(PCH3)
Ball Swap: I've got a penis where my balls should be
(MH3)
Lust In Translation
(PH3IL)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Poop Chute
(Twin Titties Thir...)
CunniCLINKus
(VoodooH3)
Faux Mo
(MemphisH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
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I’ll Fucking Kill You
(IndyScent)
AHOD Bum Bum Bum
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Pussy Gifted
(HNTH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTrH3)
Grand Theft Twauto
(SCH4)
Acid Colonel Sanders
(ChaosH3)
Fuck That Shit
(BAH3)
Le Guiche
(LHAH3)
PHead
(Dayton h3)
Just Kristen
(C2H5OH)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Homeless)
E=MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
She Came She Sawz All'd She Conquered (Sawz)
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Snatchsquatch
(Midwest H3)
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