What: Our SECOND ANAL Denver H3 + Mile High Life Bash + SPLASHHH Tri-Hash crossover event WEEKEND OF Sept 11 - 12 - 13 with all trails on SATURDAY Sept 12! Event will be a trifecta of trails- paddle* + bike + hash. A to A trails. You can participate for all or none. Two nights of group camping! You provide your paddle and cycle apparatus and camping setup. The hash provides trails, gimme (for regos paid by Aug 16), a lot of food and bev, and your new favorite hashing memories *heart hands* awwww.

*Paddle is defined loosely but this is not a swim. Ride your SUP, kayak, have a friend tow you with a rope and a tube, jump on a consenting friend’s SUP or kayak with them, etc etc.

Relive last year’s fun here!

Who: you wankers who want to close out summer in the hashiest way. (But leave Fido and Fluffy at home for this one.)

Schedule: to cum

The Hares:
SPLASHHH: Tonguehole in the Jungle
BASH: Hot Mama
HASH: Male Slot

Hash cash: a couple changes from last year! $69 for the whole weekend, including: camping at group site Fri -Sun, THREE trails on Saturday, kegs all weekend, and meals and snacks all day Saturday. Rego is all or nothing, no ala carte and no refunds unless a waitlist person fills your spot.

How to pay: pre-paid regos for this event only, no hash cash accepted on the day of event. Payment in person at DH3 trail or through Venmo. Do not click “turn on for purchases” button when paying on Venmo. Rego not confirmed until paid. Pay your 69 dirty dollars to Male Slot here! Include Nerd Name and Hash Name. Regos paid by August 16 get the gimme! Latecummers are not guaranteed

When rego is complete, disregard the website’s automated note of “Online Payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival.” This is preprogrammed LIES! Follow the instructions above to pay after you’ve completed your rego.

Camping deets: will be at a group site. Room for many, many tents, but fewer cars. We have limited room for car campers, please plan to tent camp. Like last year, we will likely need to do overflow parking in the overflow lot a little ways from our site. There are a couple showers and flushing toilets within the camp ground, yay!

Your camp setup, camp chair, float/paddle vessel, hot and cold drinking vessel(s), life jacket (required on the water!), whistle (also required on the water!), cycling apparatus, cranium protection gear for said cycling, sun protection gear, water gear, bike gear, hashing gear, caffeine!