Cost: $69*
What: Our SECOND ANAL Denver H3 + Mile High Life Bash + SPLASHHH Tri-Hash crossover event WEEKEND OF Sept 11 - 12 - 13 with all trails on SATURDAY Sept 12( + a brand new BONUS hangover trail on Sunday morning)! Event will be a trifecta of trails- paddle* + bike + hash. A to A trails. You can participate for all or none. Two nights of group camping! You provide your paddle and cycle apparatus and camping setup. The hash provides trails, gimme (for regos paid by Aug 16), a lot of food and bev, and your new favorite hashing memories *heart hands* awwww.
*Paddle is defined loosely but this is not a swim. Ride your SUP, kayak, have a friend tow you with a rope and a tube, jump on a consenting friend’s SUP or kayak with them, etc etc.
Relive last year’s fun here!
Who: you wankers who want to close out summer in the hashiest way. (But leave Fido and Fluffy at home for this one.)
The Hares:
SPLASHHH: Tonguehole in the Jungle
BASH: Hot Mama
HASH: Male Slot
Sunday's Hangoverrrrrr trail: Screamin' Semen
Hash cash: a couple changes from last year! $69 for the whole weekend, including: camping at group site Fri -Sun, THREE trails on Saturday, kegs all weekend, and meals and snacks all day Saturday. Rego is all or nothing, no ala carte and no refunds unless a waitlist person fills your spot.
How to pay: pre-paid regos for this event only, no hash cash accepted on the day of event. Payment in person at DH3 trail or through Venmo. Do not click “turn on for purchases” button when paying on Venmo. Rego not confirmed until paid. Pay your 69 dirty dollars to Male Slot here! Include Nerd Name and Hash Name. Regos paid by August 16 get the gimme! Latecummers are not guaranteed
When rego is complete, disregard the website’s automated note of “Online Payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival.” This is preprogrammed LIES! Follow the instructions above to pay after you’ve completed your rego.
Camping deets: will be at a group site. Room for many, many tents, but fewer cars. We have limited room for car campers, please plan to tent camp. Like last year, we will likely need to do overflow parking in the overflow lot a little ways from our site. There are a couple showers and flushing toilets within the camp ground, yay!
Your camp setup, camp chair, float/paddle vessel, hot and cold drinking vessel(s), life jacket (required on the water!), whistle (also required on the water!), cycling apparatus, cranium protection gear for said cycling, sun protection gear, water gear, bike gear, hashing gear, caffeine!
Arrive to camp anytime after 5pm! Kegs will be tapped. Anything you want to eat this night is BYO (or make nice friends)
Dark and late: probably an impromptu midnight naked trail/ tent crawl
8:00-8:30 - Breakfast is served (daysite)
8:20-8:30 - OPENING CIRCLE at daysite
8:30-8:45 - waddle to the water launch
8:45 - SPLASHHH hares away
9:00 - pack is out
10:30ish - waddle back from water launch to daysite
(heavy snackies avail at daysite)
11:00 - BASH hares away
11:15 - pack is out
1:30ish/conclusion of bash - LUNCH (daysite)
2:30 - HASH hares away
2:45 - pack is out
4:30ish/conclusion of hash - DINNER (daysite)
6ish - closing circle (daysite)
7pm - daysite cleanup, back to campsite
Hangover hash! Start is on other side of lake, trail is A to A.
10:00 - Hares away
10:15 - pack is out
11:00 - time to GTFO (get the fuck out) of campsite. be gone! or at least packed up and move your car to public parking/ go to the hangover trail.
including:
Triple Tongue
(Denver H3)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Penny For Your Twat
(Kimchi)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Schwans Kaisa
(P2H4)
Rump Ranger Ralph
(DH3)
Just Eli
(MiHiHuHa)
Frank N Balls
(Kimchi)
Knee Deep in Brown Stuff
(Denver H3)
Just Miguel
(DenH3)
Just Dede
(??)
Tonguehole in the Jungle
(DenverH3)
You had me at anal
(DH3)
Jiggley fuck strikes back
(DenverH3)
Clit Clop
(MiHiHuHa)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Emancipation Masturbation
(Larrikins)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
Rubber Rooter
(DenH3)
Dick Derailleur
(FCH3)
Consolation Prize
(FCH3)
Pee Pee McFarts
(BoulderH3)
Scent of a Man
(Wasatch H3)
Snowball
(MiHiHuHa)
Bangus Some Angus
(MiHiHuHa)
Goes in Wet Comes out Pink
(MiHiHuHa)
Hot Mama
(DenverH3)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Screaming’ Semen
(DenverH3)
In Out Whoa A’ight, I’m Of Whoring Age
(Denver Hash House...)
Boy Scout
(DenverH3)
Blue Cock in garbage, R-word Kelly, Rain man
(LDSH3)
Henaissance Woman
(ABQH3)
Rimlicker
(DenverH3)
Silence of the Yams
(DenverH3)
Cunning Linguist
(DH3)
Just Cherise
(DenverH3)
Just Jen
(DH3-BH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many