Cost: $40*
What: Denver H3 + Mile High Life Bash + SPLASHH3 crossover event on SATURDAY Sept 27! Event will be a trifecta of trails- paddle + bike + hash. A to A trails. You can participate for all or none. You provide your paddle and cycle apparatus, the hash provides trails, gimme for first 36 paid regos, and a lot of food and bev.
Who: you wankers who want to close out summer in the hashiest way
Start: Fox Run day shelter at Chatfield State Park, starting at 8:00 not on hashy time. Expect an all-day event.
Schedule: 8:00am arrival + breakfast + boat inflation, 9am paddle trail, 11am bike trail, and 2pm trail on foot, followed by closing Grand Circle and dinner.
Hash cash: $40 for the full day event. Optional add on: Stay at the group camp site on Friday and/or Saturday night for $15 per person. Attendees will also be responsible for their own park entry.
How to pay: pre-paid regos for this event only, no hash cash accepted on the day of event. Payment in person at DH3 trail or through Venmo to @DeDe-Middents. Include Nerd Name and Hash Name. Do not click “turn on for purchases” button when paying on Venmo. Rego not confirmed until paid.
When rego is complete, disregard the website’s automated note of “Online Payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival.” Follow the instructions above to pay after you’ve completed your rego.
Your camp chair, float/paddle vessel, life jacket (required on the water!), whistle (also required on the water!), cycling apparatus, cranium protection gear for said cycling, sun protection gear, water gear, bike gear, hashing gear, caffeine, virgins.
including:
Clit Clop
(MiHiHuHa)
Virgin Sara C/O Ashley Hanel
(Kimchi H3)
Dick Derailleur
(FCH3)
Little Bunny Fuck Fuck
(Denver H3)
Rump Ranger Ralph
(DenverH3)
Screaming semen
(DenverH3)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
You Had Me At Anal
(DenverH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Just Mary
(MileHighH3)
Schwans Kaisa
(P2H4)
Rubber Rooter
(DenverH3)
Just Katie
(ABQH3)
Just Sophie
(CH3)
Virgin Alex C/O Ashley Hanel
(Kimchi H3)
Male slot
(Denver H3)
Cumming to you live on a BoyScout
(ChiTh3)
Silence of the Yams
(DenverH3)
Wet Spot
(BigHumpH3)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Virgin Xavier C/O Ashley Hanel
(CH3)
BB
(Kimchi)
Jiggly fuck
(DenH3)
Just Hugh
(MiHiHuHa)
Snowball
(MiHiHuHa)
Rimlicker
(DenverH3)
Spontaneous Cumbustion
(DH3 )
Foreign Soiled
(DenverH3)
Tongue Hole In The Jungle
(Denver Hash House...)
Goes in wet Comes out Pink
(Co Road whores H3)
Virgin Katherine
(N/a)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
Paul
(BoulderH3)
Bangus Some Angus
(MiHiHuHa)
Consolation Prize
(FCH3)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Virgin Kirsten C/O Ashley Hanel
(CH3)
Penny For R Twat
(Kimchi)
Just Eli
(DenverH3)
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