Cost: $40*
What: Denver H3 + Mile High Life Bash + SPLASHH3 crossover event on SATURDAY Sept 27! Event will be a trifecta of trails- paddle + bike + hash. A to A trails. You can participate for all or none. You provide your paddle and cycle apparatus, the hash provides trails, gimme for first 36 paid regos, and a lot of food and bev.
Who: you wankers who want to close out summer in the hashiest way
Start: Fox Run day shelter at Chatfield State Park, starting at 8:00 not on hashy time. Expect an all-day event.
Schedule: 8:00am arrival + breakfast + boat inflation, 9am paddle trail, 11am bike trail, and 2pm trail on foot, followed by closing Grand Circle and dinner.
Hash cash: $40 for the full day event. Optional add on: Stay at the group camp site on Friday and/or Saturday night for $15 per person. Attendees will also be responsible for their own park entry.
How to pay: pre-paid regos for this event only, no hash cash accepted on the day of event. Payment in person at DH3 trail or through Venmo to @DeDe-Middents. Include Nerd Name and Hash Name. Do not click “turn on for purchases” button when paying on Venmo. Rego not confirmed until paid.
When rego is complete, disregard the website’s automated note of “Online Payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival.” Follow the instructions above to pay after you’ve completed your rego.
Your camp chair, float/paddle vessel, life jacket (required on the water!), whistle (also required on the water!), cycling apparatus, cranium protection gear for said cycling, sun protection gear, water gear, bike gear, hashing gear, caffeine, virgins.
including:
Spontaneous Cumbustion
(DH3 )
Schwans Kaisa
(P2H4)
Cumming to you live on a BoyScout
(ChiTh3)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Snowball
(MiHiHuHa)
Goo Shoe Pork
(MiHiHuHa)
Silence of the Yams
(DenverH3)
Just Sophie
(CH3)
Virgin Kirsten C/O Ashley Hanel
(CH3)
Tongue Hole In The Jungle
(Denver Hash House...)
Just Hugh
(MiHiHuHa)
Consolation Prize
(FCH3)
Jiggly fuck
(DenH3)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
Just Katie
(ABQH3)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Screaming semen
(DenverH3)
Goes in wet Comes out Pink
(Co Road whores H3)
Wet Spot
(BigHumpH3)
Virgin Alex C/O Ashley Hanel
(Kimchi H3)
Clit Clop
(MiHiHuHa)
BB
(Kimchi)
Just Mary
(MileHighH3)
Rubber Rooter
(DenverH3)
Foreign Soiled
(DenverH3)
Virgin Katherine
(N/a)
Penny For R Twat
(Kimchi)
Paul
(BoulderH3)
Male slot
(Denver H3)
Virgin Xavier C/O Ashley Hanel
(CH3)
Just Eli
(DenverH3)
Bangus Some Angus
(MiHiHuHa)
Virgin Sara C/O Ashley Hanel
(Kimchi H3)
Little Bunny Fuck Fuck
(Denver H3)
Rimlicker
(DenverH3)
Dick Derailleur
(FCH3)
Rump Ranger Ralph
(DenverH3)
You Had Me At Anal
(DenverH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
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