What: Denver H3 + Mile High Life Bash + SPLASHH3 crossover event on SATURDAY Sept 27! Event will be a trifecta of trails- paddle + bike + hash. A to A trails. You can participate for all or none. You provide your paddle and cycle apparatus, the hash provides trails, gimme, and a lot of food and bev.

Who: you wankers who want to close out summer in the hashiest way

Start: Fox Run day shelter at Chatfield State Park, starting at 8:30 not on hashy time. Expect an all-day event.

Schedule: 8:30am arrival, 9am paddle trail, 11am bike trail, and 2pm trail on foot.

Hash cash: $40 for the full day event. Optional add on: Stay at the group camp site on Saturday night for $15 per person. Attendees will also be responsible for their own park entry.

How to pay: pre-paid regos only. Payment in person at DH3 trail or through Venmo to @DeDe-Middents. Include Nerd Name and Hash Name. Do not click “turn on for purchases” button when paying on Venmo. Rego not confirmed until paid.

When rego is complete, disregard the website’s automated note of “Online Payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival.” Follow the instructions above to pay after you’ve completed your rego.

Your camp chair, float/paddle vessel, life jacket (required on the water!), whistle (also required on the water!), cycling apparatus, cranium protection gear for said cycling, sun protection gear, water gear, bike gear, hashing gear, caffeine, virgins.