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DFWH3 Wrong Dong's LXVII Birthday Extravaganza! 2025

12/19 04:00 PM

A DFWH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: Free/Pay as you go

So there I was, looking at my Texas DL and noticed I will be LXVII this December. So I asked myself: Wrong Dong, let's do something special to celebrate my 55th birthday and let's do this with hasher friends. 55? I don't math. Anyway,

So here I am.
This is all PAYG or BYOB event except for the FWH3 hash Christmas party on Saturday night! a must go to hash!!!

So let's start:
Friday:
Show up any time, i wake up at 5am.
bring your bedding if crashing at my house.

Lunch at Grease Monkey!

Friday 4:00p
Start the Birthday prelube! BYOB. I will have snacks, beer and wine.

Friday 7:00p.
head on out to the pub crawl!
hash attire: kilts and hash shirts
Friday night:
crash at WDT's.
I will have late snacks and a fire going in the backyard.

Saturday morning.
WDT will cook breakfast on the blackstone. If you're vegan or other bring your protein.

Saturday 2ish.
Hash trail starts. No shiggy, but bring a flashlignt
5ish: Circle at WDTs & Shower Beer!

6ish: Shower up and get dressed for the FWH3 Christmas party!

Hash Christmas Party! 7ish
pay FWH3 hash cash and bring a white elephant gift. This is a fun event hosted by FWH3. Peaches does a fantastic event.

Saturday midnight On After!!
Walk our dumb asses to WDTs house to find snacks and our beds.

Sunday December 21st, 6am let's all climb in bed with WDT! My 55th birthday!!

Sunday 10:30 am:
those with Cowboys tickets, we will head out to the Cowboys game.

It's all BYOB expect for the hash cash at the Hash Christmas Party. December is actually a pretty mild weekend in DFW.

Invite your friends, I only turned 55 once.

WDT


Start Location Details

Wrong Dong's House, 802 Hester St, Arlington TX

802 Hester Street, Arlington TX

Schedule of Events

A Kilted pub crawl
It's a PAYG with food options along the way.
7:00p Meet at Grease Monkey
8:00 look for triail to the next bar.
On After at Wrong Dong's


It's a Contra Hash
$5 hash cash for prelube beer, BX beer, and OnIn beer!
2:00p start at Wrong Dong's for chaulk talk.
2:30 Go!

It's a trip around Arlington, the entertainment capitol of Texas. You may see Globe Life Field, Choctaw Stadium, Six Flags, Wet N Wild, or AT&T stadium. Bring a flash light.

After trail, swing by WDTs house to shower and clean up for phase II!

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!
6:30p
It is the FTWH3 Anal Christmas party! Bring hash cash and a wrapped Christmas gift for White Elephant gift exchange! You can't miss this! For more info look at our events page
Please look at the event page for the Hash.part at JGilligan's and rego. Peaches needs a head count to provide to JGilligan's.

OnAfter at WDT's House for those who want to keep the party going!
BYOE at WDT for OnAfter.


It's a hash brunch!
0900, yes it's early!
Meet at WDTs for brunch.
It's a BYOB and a breakfast item to share.
I will have bacon bacon bacon, champagne, mixers, coffee, and pan dulce.
Maybe some breakfast tacos

All are invited.


A Kilted pub crawl
It's a PAYG with food options along the way.
7:00p Meet at Grease Monkey
8:00 look for triail to the next bar.
On After at Wrong Dong's


It's a Contra Hash
$5 hash cash for prelube beer, BX beer, and OnIn beer!
2:00p start at Wrong Dong's for caulk talk.
2:30 Go!

It's a trip around Arlington, the entertainment capitol of Texas. You may see Globe Life Field, Choctaw Stadium, Six Flags, Wet N Wild, or AT&T stadium. Bring a flask light.

After trail, swing by WDTs house to shower and clean up for phase II!

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!
6:30p
It is the FTWH3 Anal Christmas party! Bring hash cash and a wrapped Christmas gift for White Elephant gift exchange! You can't miss this! For more info look at our events page.

OnAfter at WDT's House for those who want to keep the party going!
BYOE at WDT for OnAfter.


It's a hash brunch!
Meet at WDTs for brunch.
It's a BYOB and a breakfast item to share.
I will have bacon bacon bacon, champagne, mixers, coffee, and pan dulce.
Maybe some breakfast tacos

All are invited.


Public Event

See the full list!

10 Hashers cumming

including:

Back that ass up

(DUHHH)

Juicy Cougar Meal-in-Camp

(WOOH3)

Deep Throat

Texoma H3
There could be demos!

Don't Tell My Wife

Texoma H3
Shhhh!

Yellow rose of Texas

(DFW-H3)

Brokeback Switch Bitch

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Kinky Candied Ham

Texas Road Whores H3
...

No No Square

(DFWH3)

Homie Don’t Blow That

(O3H3)