As a famous crab once said: “The human world… it’s a mess!”
So ditch the chaos, grab your fins, and join us where the water’s warm and the drinks are cold.
Down here, life is bubbles, beach vibes, and questionable decision-making—just how we like it!
Plus, the kennel needs new leadership… all MM positions are wide open, so come claim your rightful throne, trident, clipboard, or whatever your fantasy requires. Let Tramp or Pita know what you want to snag!

Schedule
2:00 PM — Trail
After Trail — Dinner
Evening — Beach & Under-the-Sea Shenanigans!

Location: PITA and PJ's home
2503 Dennis Ave, Silver Spring, MD
Pick-up available from Forest Glen Metro.

Theme
Upstairs: BEACH
→ Hawaiian shirts, mermaids, pirates, resort chaos—choose your flavor of sunshine.
Downstairs: UNDER THE SEA
→ Fish, octopus, dolphins, crabs, eels—go full aquatic creature mode.

Cost
$25 OR $20 if you sign up to alpha hare for 2026
Tell Pita your hare date. Contact: 301-412-3215

Payment:
Venmo: Kathryn-Kelley-17
PayPal: @KKelley771