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DC Red Dress Run 2024

10/11 03:00 PM to 10/13 11:00 AM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

DC Red Dress Run 30th Anal-versary Celebration - (Taylor's Version)

Join us in our Nation’s Capital on October 11-13, 2024 as we lace up our running shoes and slip into our most dazzling red dresses to embark on a memorable journey through the iconic streets of DC! This year's event holds special significance as we commemorate three decades (30 whole years!) of the DC Red Dress Run! Join us in celebrating this milestone with beer, miles, more beer, and all of your closest hash friends!

MisMan is getting everything ready for you! We don’t want any Bad Blood so we made some updates to the page! We aren't recreating the event from a Blank Space but wanted to announce our theme for putting up with that Cruel Summer… presenting, Red Dress Run: Taylor’s Version!

Also, 30 years means a gift of pearls . . . and that means we’re giving custom hash name pearl necklaces to those who rego early! SO, rego before 5/31 and receive a hash name custom pearl necklace in addition to your other gimmes!

Charity of Choice: House of Ruth

“House of Ruth’s mission is to empower survivors of domestic violence to break the cycle of abuse and live independently, safely, and with dignity. Our organization aims to achieve this by providing comprehensive, trauma-informed services that address the unique needs of each survivor and their family. House of Ruth is committed to serving all survivors of domestic violence, regardless of their race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, or nationality.”

For more info, see their website https://houseofruth.org/

Registration:

Cost: $105, increases to $115 after 5/31 so rego early, then tell your friends to do it!

Basic day of DC RDR Rego gets you:

DC Red Dress Trail! Wear your red dress and pearl necklaces with pride!

Beer! Rail! Seltzer! (yes, glutard options avail. w/o add’l package)

Access to On After venue (TBA)

A fun ADDITIONAL gimme! Rego before 5/31 for 30th year pearl necklace!

You asked, we listened! We’re providing more A la carte options this year:

Add on options:


  • BLT hosted by DC Full Moon - Barbie's XXX Birthday Bash! Boxers, Lingerie, and Toga trail, with on after party! Join us for the sexiest night of the weekend! Including food and booze at DC’s hottest tiki-themed bar, Freddie's Beach Bar!
    *BLT-only rego open: https://hashrego.com/events/dcfmh3-blt-2024-barbies-xxx-birthday-bash


  • Weekend trails! It’s a 3 day weekend, so get your DC trail credits! Includes Thursday night trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday H3, Sunday morning trail by Hangover H3 (Not your average fatboy trail, all levels available!), and Sunday afternoon trail by White House H3


Hash Hotel: Fill out the form here to get a room! Rooms are $182/night, and can fit up to 4! One form per room please! Room numbers will be given to us by hotel on date closer to DC RDR weekend!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1GlHlBmNUYlzrOsuE8aPM3scYaHox0Pr0dWBobv4lYYo/edit

House rules:
Remember to always ask for consent and respect everyone's boundaries—whether it's a high-five or a kiss, whether a new friend or your long term partner.
We’re adults, please drink (or don’t drink) and behave responsibly.
Treat the hotel with respect. We are degenerates, but they are not, let’s keep the debauchery to our own individual rooms. See rule about consent. That applies here too.
Same for hashpitality suite. Not everyone wants to see your stuff.
Misman has the right to remove anyone acting in an unsafe or unbecoming manner towards themselves or others from the event without refund.

For more information and updates, contact DCREDDRESS@gmail.com .


Start Location Details

Washington DC

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

4:00-6:00pm - Sign in for RDR for Hotellers
6:00pm - Shuttle from hotel to DCFMH3 BLT trail start
6:30pm - BLT Trail meet up @ Calvary UMC, Arlington
7:00pm - BLT Trail CIRCLE UP hosted by DC Full Moon
7:15pm - BLT Pack Away
8:00pm - DCFM BLT presents: Barbie’s 30th Anniversary Party! @ Freddie’s (includes dinner and drink tickets)
11pm Private event ends, event venue opens to public
Midnight Shooting Star Trail @ hash hotel


Morning Breakfast @ your hotel
Mimosa & Bloody Mary Bar → hashpitality suite
10:00am-12:00pm Hab Bazaar @ Hotel
11am Shuttle from Hotel to Greene Turtle, DC
12:00-1:30pm RDR Sign in and Appetizers @ Greene Turtle, DC
1:30pm Red Dress Circle @ Greene Turtle, DC
2:00pm Pack Away!
4:00-8:00pm On-After Party with Late Lunch @ Greene Turtle
8PM DC RDR Event ends


Sunday
10:00am - Hangover H3 Trail - Rego add on
Eagle, Turkey, Penguin options available
Details cumming
11:00am - GTFO the hotel!
3:00pm - White House H3 Trail - Rego add on
Runner and Walker trails
Details Cumming


5:00pm - EWH3 Ballbuster Runners Trail - Rego add on
at Eisenhower Ave Metro (Yellow Line)
6:45pm - EWH3 Regular Trail - Rego add on
Runners and Walkers
at Potomac Yard Metro (Blue/Yellow Line)


Public Event

See the full list!

150 Hashers came

including:

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Sorest Rump

(SHIT)

Just anita

(WH4)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Pita

(DCH4)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2024 WVIH

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Chalk Girl

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
Built to Spill

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

What A Cunt!

NYCH3
More is more! Always l...

Just Seth (BRCH3)

Black Rock City Hash House Harriers
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

NaNaNaNaNaNa

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

International House of Vagina

(Charlotte H3)

Dick Shimmy

(RH3)

#SquadHoles

DC Red Dress Run
...

G-Spotify

Charm City H3
...

Screeching Eargasm

White House H3
...

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Phoof there it is

(ReadingH3)

Tit Tack Smuggler

DC Road Whores
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Michael F'ing Vick

(MVH3)

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

Bronco Buster

(DC Red Tent Hash ...)

Mono-Railed

TH3/WH4
...

Dingle All the Way

White House H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Tampon-On

(MVH3)

Taste the Rainblow

(WH4)

Field of Creams

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

NFN Little Bitch

(Tidewater H3)

Running Commentary

(Paris H3)

I’d Fuck Me Too

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Sriracha Crotch

(EPH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Mt. Coochie

White House H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

all day i dream about sausage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Hot Tub Beer Machine

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Crab Ranpoon

(OH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

NFM

(HbH3)

Daddy’s Dick

(WH4)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
...

Tik Tok It's Dik O'Clock

White House H3
Not like the app

Pussy Hates Me

Richmond H3
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Piss n boots

(DCH4)

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Hooked on Phallus

(HbH3)

Kilted Big Wave

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
“The key to looking go...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tragic Carpet Ride

DC Road Whores
...

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Black Irish Pirate

(A_H3)

#2

(WH4)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Not 2 Sharpie

(Hobo H3)

Just Lynn

(WH4)

Back Door Betty

(BJH3)

Fish Dicks

Tidewater H3
Your never too drunk t...

Horny Hands

(MLH3)

Ass Spelunker

(WH4)

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Snidley Whipass

(WWh3)

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Shitter Splitter

(Sacramento H3 )

THE VIRGINATOR

(DCRW)

Rear end loader

(WH4)

GFA

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Ha-Cum-on-My-Tatas

(EWH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Anal Fission

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
AKA Fizzy...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Full Metal Balls

(MVH3)

Felicity Shagwell

(BAH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Robocock

DC Road Whores
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Cum Dumpling

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Cockring

(Tidewater H3)

Pork-N-Mindy

(MVH3)

Betty Cocker

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Chia Head

Survivor Hash House Harriers
Cha, cha, cha, chiiaaa

Railroad Rectum

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
Drunk and loud!!!

BearFuckers

(EWH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

6 From Behind

(EWH3)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Crunchy like the wolf

(OTH3)

Loves a Lubejob

(EH3)

Titmometer

(EPH3)

Just Jess

(N/A)

Tuneless

(LHHH)

Donde Estas Hermano

(WBH3)

Just Steven

(CCH3)

Tonya hardon

(SFH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Late Nite Drive Thru

(WH4)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Grab Ass

(CTrH3)

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Thudmuffin

(BFMH3)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Trash Bag Coochie

(MVH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Kinky Ketamine Caper

(SHIT)

Roose Rips

(EWH3)

Murder He Woke

Memphis H3
...

Dr. Squealgood

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Cameltoe Hooker

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Just Freddie

(CTrH3)

Sheepasaurus Vag

(WVW3H3)

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Just Chris

(DCRW)

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)