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DC Red Dress Run 2024

10/11 03:00 PM to 10/13 11:00 AM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

DC Red Dress Run 30th Anal-versary Celebration - (Taylor's Version)

Join us in our Nation’s Capital on October 11-13, 2024 as we lace up our running shoes and slip into our most dazzling red dresses to embark on a memorable journey through the iconic streets of DC! This year's event holds special significance as we commemorate three decades (30 whole years!) of the DC Red Dress Run! Join us in celebrating this milestone with beer, miles, more beer, and all of your closest hash friends!

MisMan is getting everything ready for you! We don’t want any Bad Blood so we made some updates to the page! We aren't recreating the event from a Blank Space but wanted to announce our theme for putting up with that Cruel Summer… presenting, Red Dress Run: Taylor’s Version!

Also, 30 years means a gift of pearls . . . and that means we’re giving custom hash name pearl necklaces to those who rego early! SO, rego before 5/31 and receive a hash name custom pearl necklace in addition to your other gimmes!

Charity of Choice: House of Ruth

“House of Ruth’s mission is to empower survivors of domestic violence to break the cycle of abuse and live independently, safely, and with dignity. Our organization aims to achieve this by providing comprehensive, trauma-informed services that address the unique needs of each survivor and their family. House of Ruth is committed to serving all survivors of domestic violence, regardless of their race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, or nationality.”

For more info, see their website https://houseofruth.org/

Registration:

Cost: $105, increases to $115 after 5/31 so rego early, then tell your friends to do it!

Basic day of DC RDR Rego gets you:

DC Red Dress Trail! Wear your red dress and pearl necklaces with pride!

Beer! Rail! Seltzer! (yes, glutard options avail. w/o add’l package)

Access to On After venue (TBA)

A fun ADDITIONAL gimme! Rego before 5/31 for 30th year pearl necklace!

You asked, we listened! We’re providing more A la carte options this year:

Add on options:


  • BLT hosted by DC Full Moon - Barbie's XXX Birthday Bash! Boxers, Lingerie, and Toga trail, with on after party! Join us for the sexiest night of the weekend! Including food and booze at DC’s hottest tiki-themed bar, Freddie's Beach Bar!
    *BLT-only rego open: https://hashrego.com/events/dcfmh3-blt-2024-barbies-xxx-birthday-bash


  • Weekend trails! It’s a 3 day weekend, so get your DC trail credits! Includes Thursday night trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday H3, Sunday morning trail by Hangover H3 (Not your average fatboy trail, all levels available!), and Sunday afternoon trail by White House H3


Hash Hotel: Fill out the form here to get a room! Rooms are $182/night, and can fit up to 4! One form per room please! Room numbers will be given to us by hotel on date closer to DC RDR weekend!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1GlHlBmNUYlzrOsuE8aPM3scYaHox0Pr0dWBobv4lYYo/edit

House rules:
Remember to always ask for consent and respect everyone's boundaries—whether it's a high-five or a kiss, whether a new friend or your long term partner.
We’re adults, please drink (or don’t drink) and behave responsibly.
Treat the hotel with respect. We are degenerates, but they are not, let’s keep the debauchery to our own individual rooms. See rule about consent. That applies here too.
Same for hashpitality suite. Not everyone wants to see your stuff.
Misman has the right to remove anyone acting in an unsafe or unbecoming manner towards themselves or others from the event without refund.

For more information and updates, contact DCREDDRESS@gmail.com .


Start Location Details

Washington DC

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

4:00-6:00pm - Sign in for RDR for Hotellers
6:00pm - Shuttle from hotel to DCFMH3 BLT trail start
6:30pm - BLT Trail meet up @ Calvary UMC, Arlington
7:00pm - BLT Trail CIRCLE UP hosted by DC Full Moon
7:15pm - BLT Pack Away
8:00pm - DCFM BLT presents: Barbie’s 30th Anniversary Party! @ Freddie’s (includes dinner and drink tickets)
11pm Private event ends, event venue opens to public
Midnight Shooting Star Trail @ hash hotel


Morning Breakfast @ your hotel
Mimosa & Bloody Mary Bar → hashpitality suite
10:00am-12:00pm Hab Bazaar @ Hotel
11am Shuttle from Hotel to Greene Turtle, DC
12:00-1:30pm RDR Sign in and Appetizers @ Greene Turtle, DC
1:30pm Red Dress Circle @ Greene Turtle, DC
2:00pm Pack Away!
4:00-8:00pm On-After Party with Late Lunch @ Greene Turtle
8PM DC RDR Event ends


Sunday
10:00am - Hangover H3 Trail - Rego add on
Eagle, Turkey, Penguin options available
Details cumming
11:00am - GTFO the hotel!
3:00pm - White House H3 Trail - Rego add on
Runner and Walker trails
Details Cumming


5:00pm - EWH3 Ballbuster Runners Trail - Rego add on
at Eisenhower Ave Metro (Yellow Line)
6:45pm - EWH3 Regular Trail - Rego add on
Runners and Walkers
at Potomac Yard Metro (Blue/Yellow Line)


Public Event

See the full list!

150 Hashers came

including:

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
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You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Mt. Coochie

White House H3
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Kinky Ketamine Caper

(SHIT)

Tampon-On

(MVH3)

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Just Freddie

(CTrH3)

Black Irish Pirate

(A_H3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

6 From Behind

(EWH3)

Crunchy like the wolf

(OTH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

NFM

(HbH3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Ha-Cum-on-My-Tatas

(EWH3)

Just Lynn

(WH4)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Back Door Betty

(BJH3)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cameltoe Hooker

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

I’d Fuck Me Too

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Screeching Eargasm

White House H3
...

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Taste the Rainblow

(WH4)

Mono-Railed

TH3/WH4
...

Michael F'ing Vick

(MVH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Full Metal Balls

(MVH3)

Crab Ranpoon

(OH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tragic Carpet Ride

DC Road Whores
...

THE VIRGINATOR

(DCRW)

Not 2 Sharpie

(Hobo H3)

Titmometer

(EPH3)

Betty Cocker

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Roose Rips

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Chalk Girl

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
Built to Spill

Dr. Squealgood

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

Bronco Buster

(DC Red Tent Hash ...)

Fish Dicks

Tidewater H3
Your never too drunk t...

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

#SquadHoles

DC Red Dress Run
...

Just Chris

(DCRW)

Phoof there it is

(ReadingH3)

Cockring

(Tidewater H3)

Robocock

DC Road Whores
Trust me, I'm a profes...

G-Spotify

Charm City H3
...

Ass Spelunker

(WH4)

Just Jess

(N/A)

Thudmuffin

(BFMH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Tit Tack Smuggler

DC Road Whores
...

Trash Bag Coochie

(MVH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Sheepasaurus Vag

(WVW3H3)

Tik Tok It's Dik O'Clock

White House H3
Not like the app

Shitter Splitter

(Sacramento H3 )

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Just Seth (BRCH3)

Black Rock City Hash House Harriers
...

Murder He Woke

Memphis H3
...

Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Tonya hardon

(SFH3)

Pork-N-Mindy

(MVH3)

Kilted Big Wave

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
“The key to looking go...

BearFuckers

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Chia Head

Survivor Hash House Harriers
Cha, cha, cha, chiiaaa

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Hot Tub Beer Machine

(EWH3)

NFN Little Bitch

(Tidewater H3)

Sriracha Crotch

(EPH3)

Sorest Rump

(SHIT)

Tuneless

(LHHH)

Just anita

(WH4)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Pamela Gasterson

(EPH3)

Daddy’s Dick

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Dumpling

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Felicity Shagwell

(BAH3)

Railroad Rectum

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
Drunk and loud!!!

Just Steven

(CCH3)

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2024 WVIH

Dingle All the Way

White House H3
...

Hooked on Phallus

(HbH3)

Snidley Whipass

(WWh3)

Anal Fission

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
AKA Fizzy...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Donde Estas Hermano

(WBH3)

Pussy Hates Me

Richmond H3
...

Loves a Lubejob

(EH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

(WH4)

Horny Hands

(MLH3)

Grab Ass

(CTrH3)

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

International House of Vagina

(Charlotte H3)

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

all day i dream about sausage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Piss n boots

(DCH4)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

#2

(WH4)

GFA

(EWH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Dick Shimmy

(RH3)

Field of Creams

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pita

(DCH4)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Running Commentary

(Paris H3)

Rear end loader

(WH4)

NaNaNaNaNaNa

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Too Easy

White House H3
...