Cost: $110*
The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018
Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.
What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor
Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.
Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)
Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.
Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!
Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door
Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2
Onesie
$50
ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.
Ivy City Hotel
1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"
Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
DC Red Dress Run
Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:
Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
including:
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Dead Head
(FWH3)
Fury Load
(EWH3)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens Hash House...)
8apus
(EWH3)
NFN
(No home)
Hunt For Head October
(MVH3)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Downward Fucking Dog
(CTrH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Grape Gape
(FUH3)
Chip Off the Old Dick
(GFH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
dwarfus interruptus plus 1
(NO KENNEL)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Preteen Protein
(SDH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
The Big Limpbowski
(PBH3)
Cums Solo
(OH3)
NFN
(No-home)
Rotten
(DCRW)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Just Patty
(GFH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
IUD Me
(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)
High Speed Cock Bumper
(TH3)
Bareback Mountain
(NOSE H3)
Busted Bush
(SHIT)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
The Cock Whisperer
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Burqa Jerka
(RH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Ponboy
(BAH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Mad Cow
(London Hash House...)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Rosetta bone
(EWH3)
Jello in my Asshole
(CFH3)
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
Amber Alert
(HbH3)
No Strings Attached
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Toobin' Tits
(SpiH3)
ASS Master 2000
(EWH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Side Boob
(DCH4)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Hell's Anal
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Carniwhore
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Dwarf in the Doghouse
(CFH3)
Maybe It's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
Horny Hands
(PhoenixH3)
Can't Talk With My Mouth Full
(MVH3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Senior DoucheBerg
(WH4-DCRW)
Rocket Socket
(WH4/DCH4)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
General's Farm Animal
(DC_RDR)
D&DQ
(White House H3)
Slipknot
(MVH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FWH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Maybe It's Gaybelline2
(EWH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3 )
5 O'Twat Shadow
(TH3)
Semen on the Pew
(BMPH3)
S&Mom
(EWH3)
Eiffel Plow Her
(EWH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Periodic Fable
(EWH3)
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Why Is The Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
RU-469
(BAH3)
Fire In My Hole
(DC_RDR)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
For Sale or Rent
(Mount Vernon/Whit...)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
tour de puke
(H5)
Coxswain, Cocks Out
(RH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
BiDDQ
(WH4)
Atari 6900
(WH4)
Just Emily
(EDWH3)
E-Gay
(OH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Just Alex
(EWH3)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4/DCH4)
Cumbrewlay
(Bad Decisions H3)
Pyro
(DCH4)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Bronco Buster
(Red Tent H3)
Bubba
(BBH3)
pita
(DCH4)
Sargasm
(WH4)
PussyFoot
(MH3)
Third Girl Problem
(EWH3)
Hercu-Please
(EWH3)
Knock Knock It’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Golden Showers
(DCRW)
Good Whoring Vietnam
(PPCH3)
Poon-apple Juice
(EWH3)
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