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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

tour de puke

(H5)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

NFN

(No home)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Cums Solo

(OH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Rotten

(DCRW)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

D&DQ

(White House H3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)