Cost: $110*
The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018
Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.
What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor
Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.
Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)
Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.
Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!
Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door
Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2
Onesie
$50
ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.
Ivy City Hotel
1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"
Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
DC Red Dress Run
Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:
Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
including:
Side Boob
(DCH4)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Toobin' Tits
(SpiH3)
Senior DoucheBerg
(WH4-DCRW)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3 )
Dwarf in the Doghouse
(CFH3)
PussyFoot
(MH3)
Fury Load
(EWH3)
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Mad Cow
(London Hash House...)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Hell's Anal
(EWH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
E-Gay
(OH3)
Jello in my Asshole
(CFH3)
Slipknot
(MVH3)
tour de puke
(H5)
Coxswain, Cocks Out
(RH3)
Good Whoring Vietnam
(PPCH3)
Knock Knock It’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Semen on the Pew
(BMPH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Horny Hands
(PhoenixH3)
Carniwhore
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
S&Mom
(EWH3)
Eiffel Plow Her
(EWH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
IUD Me
(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Periodic Fable
(EWH3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
The Cock Whisperer
Hunt For Head October
(MVH3)
RU-469
(BAH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4/DCH4)
Just Patty
(GFH3)
NFN
(No-home)
Amber Alert
(HbH3)
Burqa Jerka
(RH3)
Fire In My Hole
(DC_RDR)
For Sale or Rent
(Mount Vernon/Whit...)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
pita
(DCH4)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
dwarfus interruptus plus 1
(NO KENNEL)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Hercu-Please
(EWH3)
Poon-apple Juice
(EWH3)
Rosetta bone
(EWH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
High Speed Cock Bumper
(TH3)
Maybe It's Gaybelline2
(EWH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Can't Talk With My Mouth Full
(MVH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Preteen Protein
(SDH3)
Downward Fucking Dog
(CTrH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Atari 6900
(WH4)
BiDDQ
(WH4)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
Bareback Mountain
(NOSE H3)
Pyro
(DCH4)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4/DCH4)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
ASS Master 2000
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
D&DQ
(White House H3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Third Girl Problem
(EWH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
Maybe It's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Rotten
(DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
Grape Gape
(FUH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Cums Solo
(OH3)
No Strings Attached
(EWH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Ponboy
(BAH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
NFN
(No home)
Dead Head
(FWH3)
5 O'Twat Shadow
(TH3)
Bubba
(BBH3)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Just Emily
(EDWH3)
Why Is The Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
Cumbrewlay
(Bad Decisions H3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
Bronco Buster
(Red Tent H3)
Tanned Peaches
(FWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
The Big Limpbowski
(PBH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Just Alex
(EWH3)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens Hash House...)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Golden Showers
(DCRW)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
General's Farm Animal
(DC_RDR)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Chip Off the Old Dick
(GFH3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Busted Bush
(SHIT)
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