Cost: $110*
The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018
Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.
What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor
Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.
Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)
Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.
Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!
Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door
Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2
Onesie
$50
ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.
Ivy City Hotel
1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"
Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
DC Red Dress Run
Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:
Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
including:
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
NFN
(No-home)
Hell's Anal
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Fire In My Hole
(DC_RDR)
Good Whoring Vietnam
(PPCH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Coxswain, Cocks Out
(RH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Dwarf in the Doghouse
(CFH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
dwarfus interruptus plus 1
(NO KENNEL)
tour de puke
(H5)
The Big Limpbowski
(PBH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
Hunt For Head October
(MVH3)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Ponboy
(BAH3)
E-Gay
(OH3)
NFN
(No home)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
5 O'Twat Shadow
(TH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Chip Off the Old Dick
(GFH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
IUD Me
(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)
Burqa Jerka
(RH3)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
PussyFoot
(MH3)
Maybe It's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Busted Bush
(SHIT)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Periodic Fable
(EWH3)
Slipknot
(MVH3)
Semen on the Pew
(BMPH3)
Jello in my Asshole
(CFH3)
Side Boob
(DCH4)
High Speed Cock Bumper
(TH3)
General's Farm Animal
(DC_RDR)
Pyro
(DCH4)
Rosetta bone
(EWH3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
The Cock Whisperer
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Senior DoucheBerg
(WH4-DCRW)
Cums Solo
(OH3)
Bubba
(BBH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Mad Cow
(London Hash House...)
Grape Gape
(FUH3)
Rotten
(DCRW)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Knock Knock It’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Cumbrewlay
(Bad Decisions H3)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3 )
Atari 6900
(WH4)
ASS Master 2000
(EWH3)
RU-469
(BAH3)
Just Patty
(GFH3)
Poon-apple Juice
(EWH3)
Bronco Buster
(Red Tent H3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Golden Showers
(DCRW)
Maybe It's Gaybelline2
(EWH3)
Toobin' Tits
(SpiH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4/DCH4)
Bareback Mountain
(NOSE H3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
For Sale or Rent
(Mount Vernon/Whit...)
Why Is The Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
pita
(DCH4)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Horny Hands
(PhoenixH3)
S&Mom
(EWH3)
Downward Fucking Dog
(CTrH3)
D&DQ
(White House H3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4/DCH4)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
No Strings Attached
(EWH3)
Preteen Protein
(SDH3)
Hercu-Please
(EWH3)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens Hash House...)
Third Girl Problem
(EWH3)
Fury Load
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Carniwhore
BiDDQ
(WH4)
Dead Head
(FWH3)
Just Emily
(EDWH3)
Amber Alert
(HbH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Can't Talk With My Mouth Full
(MVH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FWH3)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
Just Alex
(EWH3)
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Eiffel Plow Her
(EWH3)
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