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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

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  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Tso Good

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Sargasm

(WH4)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

RU-469

(BAH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

E-Gay

(OH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

NFN

(No home)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

tour de puke

(H5)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)