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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

tour de puke

(H5)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

PussyFoot

(MH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

RU-469

(BAH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

El Segundo

White House H3
...

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

NFN

(No home)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

NFN

(No-home)

8apus

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Rotten

(DCRW)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)