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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

NFN

(No-home)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Bubba

(BBH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

tour de puke

(H5)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

RU-469

(BAH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

E-Gay

(OH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

pita

(DCH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

8apus

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Atari 6900

(WH4)

NFN

(No home)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Rotten

(DCRW)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)