Cost: $110*
The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018
Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.
What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor
Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.
Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)
Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.
Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!
Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door
Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2
Onesie
$50
ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.
Ivy City Hotel
1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"
Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
DC Red Dress Run
Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:
Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
including:
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Knock Knock It’s Daddy
(OTH4)
D&DQ
(White House H3)
Golden Showers
(DCRW)
Cumbrewlay
(Bad Decisions H3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
The Big Limpbowski
(PBH3)
5 O'Twat Shadow
(TH3)
S&Mom
(EWH3)
Atari 6900
(WH4)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
The Cock Whisperer
Eiffel Plow Her
(EWH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Bareback Mountain
(NOSE H3)
Toobin' Tits
(SpiH3)
General's Farm Animal
(DC_RDR)
Busted Bush
(SHIT)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Maybe It's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Maybe It's Gaybelline2
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Slipknot
(MVH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
E-Gay
(OH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
Chip Off the Old Dick
(GFH3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3 )
For Sale or Rent
(Mount Vernon/Whit...)
Just Emily
(EDWH3)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Downward Fucking Dog
(CTrH3)
Jello in my Asshole
(CFH3)
Burqa Jerka
(RH3)
Fire In My Hole
(DC_RDR)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Hell's Anal
(EWH3)
Periodic Fable
(EWH3)
RU-469
(BAH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
NFN
(No-home)
IUD Me
(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Can't Talk With My Mouth Full
(MVH3)
Side Boob
(DCH4)
Rocket Socket
(WH4/DCH4)
ASS Master 2000
(EWH3)
PussyFoot
(MH3)
Amber Alert
(HbH3)
Mad Cow
(London Hash House...)
Coxswain, Cocks Out
(RH3)
BiDDQ
(WH4)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Just Alex
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Hunt For Head October
(MVH3)
Fury Load
(EWH3)
Preteen Protein
(SDH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FWH3)
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Semen on the Pew
(BMPH3)
Third Girl Problem
(EWH3)
Rotten
(DCRW)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
tour de puke
(H5)
Pyro
(DCH4)
Poon-apple Juice
(EWH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Rosetta bone
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4/DCH4)
High Speed Cock Bumper
(TH3)
Good Whoring Vietnam
(PPCH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Dead Head
(FWH3)
Horny Hands
(PhoenixH3)
Carniwhore
Dwarf in the Doghouse
(CFH3)
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
Hercu-Please
(EWH3)
NFN
(No home)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Just Patty
(GFH3)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens Hash House...)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
8apus
(EWH3)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Ponboy
(BAH3)
Bronco Buster
(Red Tent H3)
Cums Solo
(OH3)
pita
(DCH4)
dwarfus interruptus plus 1
(NO KENNEL)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
No Strings Attached
(EWH3)
Why Is The Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
Senior DoucheBerg
(WH4-DCRW)
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Bubba
(BBH3)
Grape Gape
(FUH3)
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