Cost: $110*
The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018
Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.
What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor
Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.
Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)
Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.
Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!
Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door
Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2
Onesie
$50
ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.
Ivy City Hotel
1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"
Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
DC Red Dress Run
Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:
Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
including:
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
pita
(DCH4)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Downward Fucking Dog
(CTrH3)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
BiDDQ
(WH4)
Maybe It's Gaybelline2
(EWH3)
For Sale or Rent
(Mount Vernon/Whit...)
Can't Talk With My Mouth Full
(MVH3)
No Strings Attached
(EWH3)
E-Gay
(OH3)
Grape Gape
(FUH3)
The Big Limpbowski
(PBH3)
Atari 6900
(WH4)
Mad Cow
(London Hash House...)
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
tour de puke
(H5)
Hercu-Please
(EWH3)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3 )
Cums Solo
(OH3)
dwarfus interruptus plus 1
(NO KENNEL)
PussyFoot
(MH3)
Just Alex
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4/DCH4)
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
Golden Showers
(DCRW)
Why Is The Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
General's Farm Animal
(DC_RDR)
Senior DoucheBerg
(WH4-DCRW)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Good Whoring Vietnam
(PPCH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
5 O'Twat Shadow
(TH3)
Hunt For Head October
(MVH3)
Slipknot
(MVH3)
High Speed Cock Bumper
(TH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
Fire In My Hole
(DC_RDR)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Busted Bush
(SHIT)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
ASS Master 2000
(EWH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Just Patty
(GFH3)
Pyro
(DCH4)
Dead Head
(FWH3)
IUD Me
(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)
Side Boob
(DCH4)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
Maybe It's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Chip Off the Old Dick
(GFH3)
Periodic Fable
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Third Girl Problem
(EWH3)
Rotten
(DCRW)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens Hash House...)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
Preteen Protein
(SDH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Just Emily
(EDWH3)
The Cock Whisperer
NFN
(No home)
Poon-apple Juice
(EWH3)
Dwarf in the Doghouse
(CFH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Rocket Socket
(WH4/DCH4)
Cumbrewlay
(Bad Decisions H3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Jello in my Asshole
(CFH3)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Fury Load
(EWH3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Burqa Jerka
(RH3)
Semen on the Pew
(BMPH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Knock Knock It’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
S&Mom
(EWH3)
NFN
(No-home)
Ponboy
(BAH3)
Bubba
(BBH3)
Coxswain, Cocks Out
(RH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Eiffel Plow Her
(EWH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Bronco Buster
(Red Tent H3)
D&DQ
(White House H3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Bareback Mountain
(NOSE H3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Horny Hands
(PhoenixH3)
Rosetta bone
(EWH3)
Hell's Anal
(EWH3)
RU-469
(BAH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Toobin' Tits
(SpiH3)
Carniwhore
Tanned Peaches
(FWH3)
Amber Alert
(HbH3)
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