Cost: $110*
The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018
Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.
What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor
Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.
Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)
Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.
Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!
Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door
Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2
Onesie
$50
ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.
Ivy City Hotel
1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"
Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
DC Red Dress Run
Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:
Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
including:
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3 )
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Golden Showers
(DCRW)
Dwarf in the Doghouse
(CFH3)
D&DQ
(White House H3)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Ponboy
(BAH3)
Pyro
(DCH4)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Side Boob
(DCH4)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Coxswain, Cocks Out
(RH3)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Downward Fucking Dog
(CTrH3)
pita
(DCH4)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Maybe It's Gaybelline2
(EWH3)
Cumbrewlay
(Bad Decisions H3)
ASS Master 2000
(EWH3)
Maybe It's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Cums Solo
(OH3)
Bareback Mountain
(NOSE H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Can't Talk With My Mouth Full
(MVH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
General's Farm Animal
(DC_RDR)
Toobin' Tits
(SpiH3)
Slipknot
(MVH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Rotten
(DCRW)
Sargasm
(WH4)
PussyFoot
(MH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
Just Patty
(GFH3)
RU-469
(BAH3)
Just Emily
(EDWH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
IUD Me
(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)
5 O'Twat Shadow
(TH3)
Fury Load
(EWH3)
Periodic Fable
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4/DCH4)
E-Gay
(OH3)
Mad Cow
(London Hash House...)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Busted Bush
(SHIT)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
The Cock Whisperer
Eiffel Plow Her
(EWH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Preteen Protein
(SDH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
S&Mom
(EWH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
NFN
(No-home)
Why Is The Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4/DCH4)
NFN
(No home)
Hunt For Head October
(MVH3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Burqa Jerka
(RH3)
Grape Gape
(FUH3)
For Sale or Rent
(Mount Vernon/Whit...)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
8apus
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
BiDDQ
(WH4)
High Speed Cock Bumper
(TH3)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Senior DoucheBerg
(WH4-DCRW)
Horny Hands
(PhoenixH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Hercu-Please
(EWH3)
Bubba
(BBH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Bronco Buster
(Red Tent H3)
dwarfus interruptus plus 1
(NO KENNEL)
Third Girl Problem
(EWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FWH3)
Amber Alert
(HbH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Rosetta bone
(EWH3)
The Big Limpbowski
(PBH3)
Carniwhore
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Hell's Anal
(EWH3)
Jello in my Asshole
(CFH3)
Atari 6900
(WH4)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens Hash House...)
Dead Head
(FWH3)
Just Alex
(EWH3)
Knock Knock It’s Daddy
(OTH4)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
tour de puke
(H5)
No Strings Attached
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Semen on the Pew
(BMPH3)
Chip Off the Old Dick
(GFH3)
Fire In My Hole
(DC_RDR)
Good Whoring Vietnam
(PPCH3)
Poon-apple Juice
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
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