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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

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  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Tso Good

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

NFN

(No home)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Rotten

(DCRW)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Bubba

(BBH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

tour de puke

(H5)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
...

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Assfixiation

(WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...