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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

RU-469

(BAH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Too Easy

White House H3
...

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

NFN

(No home)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Sargasm

(WH4)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Bubba

(BBH3)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Rotten

(DCRW)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

tour de puke

(H5)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Assfixiation

(WH4)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Atari 6900

(WH4)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Just Patty

(GFH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

8apus

(EWH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

pita

(DCH4)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)