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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

8apus

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

pita

(DCH4)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

NFN

(No home)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Bubba

(BBH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Sargasm

(WH4)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

tour de puke

(H5)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

NFN

(No-home)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Dead Head

(FWH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...