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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

NFN

(No-home)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

tour de puke

(H5)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

NFN

(No home)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Bubba

(BBH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Atari 6900

(WH4)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Sargasm

(WH4)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

D&DQ

(White House H3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)