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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

NFN

(No home)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

tour de puke

(H5)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Assfixiation

(WH4)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Sargasm

(WH4)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Pyro

(DCH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

pita

(DCH4)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

RU-469

(BAH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

NFN

(No-home)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...