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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

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  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

8apus

(EWH3)

NFN

(No home)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Cums Solo

(OH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

NFN

(No-home)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rotten

(DCRW)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

tour de puke

(H5)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

E-Gay

(OH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Pyro

(DCH4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

pita

(DCH4)

Sargasm

(WH4)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
...

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)