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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Bubba

(BBH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Rotten

(DCRW)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

RU-469

(BAH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

NFN

(No home)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sargasm

(WH4)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

tour de puke

(H5)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows