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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

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  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

pita

(DCH4)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

tour de puke

(H5)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Cums Solo

(OH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Side Boob

(DCH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

NFN

(No home)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...