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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

8apus

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Bubba

(BBH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

NFN

(No home)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

tour de puke

(H5)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Rotten

(DCRW)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

RU-469

(BAH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)