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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

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  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Fury Load

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
Confused As A Baby In ...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Pyro

(DCH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Tso Good

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

NFN

(No-home)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

NFN

(No home)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
I drink and I don't kn...

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

E-Gay

(OH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
...

pita

(DCH4)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

tour de puke

(H5)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Still the reigning Pro...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)