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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Bubba

(BBH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

NFN

(No home)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Pyro

(DCH4)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

RU-469

(BAH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

tour de puke

(H5)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Assfixiation

(WH4)