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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

E-Gay

(OH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

D&DQ

(White House H3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

tour de puke

(H5)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

pita

(DCH4)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

RU-469

(BAH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

NFN

(No-home)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

NFN

(No home)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Sargasm

(WH4)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)