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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
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Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Rotten

(DCRW)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

NFN

(No home)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Pyro

(DCH4)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Ponboy

(BAH3)

pita

(DCH4)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Sargasm

(WH4)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

tour de puke

(H5)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

E-Gay

(OH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Atari 6900

(WH4)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...