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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

NFN

(No-home)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

8apus

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Pyro

(DCH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

RU-469

(BAH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

tour de puke

(H5)

pita

(DCH4)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

NFN

(No home)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sargasm

(WH4)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Bubba

(BBH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)