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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

NFN

(No-home)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

NFN

(No home)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

RU-469

(BAH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

tour de puke

(H5)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Rotten

(DCRW)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

pita

(DCH4)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Sargasm

(WH4)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore