Event Banner Image

This event is over.

DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

E-Gay

(OH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Bubba

(BBH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

NFN

(No-home)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Sargasm

(WH4)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

pita

(DCH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

NFN

(No home)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

tour de puke

(H5)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)