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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

E-Gay

(OH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

RU-469

(BAH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Rotten

(DCRW)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

tour de puke

(H5)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Pyro

(DCH4)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

NFN

(No home)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Ponboy

(BAH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

pita

(DCH4)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)