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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

pita

(DCH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

NFN

(No home)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

NFN

(No-home)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Rotten

(DCRW)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Bubba

(BBH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

tour de puke

(H5)

Pyro

(DCH4)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Sargasm

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...