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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
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JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
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Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Too Easy

White House H3
...

RU-469

(BAH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

NFN

(No-home)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bubba

(BBH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

tour de puke

(H5)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

NFN

(No home)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...