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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
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Grape Gape

(FUH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

pita

(DCH4)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

tour de puke

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

NFN

(No-home)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Slipknot

(MVH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Rotten

(DCRW)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Bubba

(BBH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

NFN

(No home)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)