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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Bubba

(BBH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

pita

(DCH4)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Pyro

(DCH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

NFN

(No home)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

RU-469

(BAH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Sargasm

(WH4)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

tour de puke

(H5)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)