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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Pyro

(DCH4)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

RU-469

(BAH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

tour de puke

(H5)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

E-Gay

(OH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Just Patty

(GFH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Side Boob

(DCH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

NFN

(No home)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Rotten

(DCRW)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Fury Load

(EWH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)