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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

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  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

NFN

(No home)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

tour de puke

(H5)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Rotten

(DCRW)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

NFN

(No-home)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)