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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

NFN

(No-home)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Side Boob

(DCH4)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

pita

(DCH4)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

RU-469

(BAH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

8apus

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Atari 6900

(WH4)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Pyro

(DCH4)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

NFN

(No home)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Fury Load

(EWH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

tour de puke

(H5)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)