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This event will cap at 500 PAID Regos. Regos are not guaranteed until paid.

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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $88*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

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  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


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Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Carniwhore

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...

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Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
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Ditch Sucker

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DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

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Drillbert Stinker Dick the Cricket Negotiator

Hillbilly H3
White House AGM 2017

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DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
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dwarfus interruptus

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Confused As A Baby In ...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
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Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
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Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Herpicles

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So Happy It's Tuesday
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So Happy It's Tuesday
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White House H3
...

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White House H3
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DC Road Whores
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
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Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rocky Mountain Spotted Beaver

Skull & Boners H3
in luto et sanguinem b...

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
...

Small Craft Advisory

White House H3
...

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Tail Hooker

Clam Hash House Harriettes
...

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Too Easy

White House H3
...

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
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Carolina Larrikins H3
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Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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DC Red Dress Run
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(SHIT)

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(EWH3)

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(BFMH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

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Dead Head

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Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

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(NO KENNEL)

E-Gay

(OH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

For Sale or Rent

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Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Imagine My Erection

(Voodoo Hash House...)

Just Becky

(EWH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Kramalot

(BRCH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Ole Yell Her

(HangoverH3/Red Tent3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Rotten

(DCRW)

RV

(SntH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)