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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

NFN

(No-home)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Assfixiation

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

tour de puke

(H5)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

NFN

(No home)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

El Segundo

White House H3
...

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)