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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rotten

(DCRW)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

8apus

(EWH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

tour de puke

(H5)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Sargasm

(WH4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Fury Load

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Cums Solo

(OH3)

NFN

(No home)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)