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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Rotten

(DCRW)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

NFN

(No-home)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

tour de puke

(H5)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

pita

(DCH4)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Sargasm

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

NFN

(No home)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ponboy

(BAH3)