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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

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  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

8apus

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Bubba

(BBH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

tour de puke

(H5)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

NFN

(No-home)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

NFN

(No home)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

E-Gay

(OH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)