Cost: $110*
The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018
Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.
What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor
Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.
Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)
Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.
Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!
Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door
Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2
Onesie
$50
ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.
Ivy City Hotel
1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"
Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
DC Red Dress Run
Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:
Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)
Time: TBD
Location: TBD
including:
The Cock Whisperer
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
PussyFoot
(MH3)
Fire In My Hole
(DC_RDR)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Semen on the Pew
(BMPH3)
Rosetta bone
(EWH3)
Downward Fucking Dog
(CTrH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Horny Hands
(PhoenixH3)
Rotten
(DCRW)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Coxswain, Cocks Out
(RH3)
Cums Solo
(OH3)
General's Farm Animal
(DC_RDR)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
NFN
(No home)
Maybe It's Gaybelline2
(EWH3)
Busted Bush
(SHIT)
dwarfus interruptus plus 1
(NO KENNEL)
D&DQ
(White House H3)
Hell's Anal
(EWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Grape Gape
(FUH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Senior DoucheBerg
(WH4-DCRW)
Hercu-Please
(EWH3)
Can't Talk With My Mouth Full
(MVH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Side Boob
(DCH4)
Preteen Protein
(SDH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
High Speed Cock Bumper
(TH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Just Emily
(EDWH3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
BiDDQ
(WH4)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Bubba
(BBH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Cheech and Dong
(EWH3)
Dead Head
(FWH3)
Eiffel Plow Her
(EWH3)
No Strings Attached
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4/DCH4)
Fury Load
(EWH3)
5 O'Twat Shadow
(TH3)
Slipknot
(MVH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Why Is The Cum Gone?
(EWH3)
ASS Master 2000
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Pyro
(DCH4)
tour de puke
(H5)
For Sale or Rent
(Mount Vernon/Whit...)
Maybe It's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
Poon-apple Juice
(EWH3)
Bareback Mountain
(NOSE H3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens Hash House...)
Carniwhore
Just Alex
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Mad Cow
(London Hash House...)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Jello in my Asshole
(CFH3)
pita
(DCH4)
RU-469
(BAH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4/DCH4)
Ponboy
(BAH3)
Atari 6900
(WH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Chip Off the Old Dick
(GFH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Fourgasm
(SCH4)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
E-Gay
(OH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Good Whoring Vietnam
(PPCH3)
Dwarf in the Doghouse
(CFH3)
Hunt For Head October
(MVH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Burqa Jerka
(RH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Cumbrewlay
(Bad Decisions H3)
Can't Find Tail
(DCRW)
Just Patty
(GFH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Golden Showers
(DCRW)
Deaf Lesbian
(DCH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
S&Mom
(EWH3)
IUD Me
(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Toobin' Tits
(SpiH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Third Girl Problem
(EWH3)
The Big Limpbowski
(PBH3)
Knock Knock It’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
Bronco Buster
(Red Tent H3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
NFN
(No-home)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3 )
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Amber Alert
(HbH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Periodic Fable
(EWH3)
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