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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

RU-469

(BAH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Bubba

(BBH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

AARPenis

SHIT
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

tour de puke

(H5)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

NFN

(No home)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

8apus

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

NFN

(No-home)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)