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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Bubba

(BBH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Side Boob

(DCH4)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

8apus

(EWH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Cums Solo

(OH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

NFN

(No home)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

NFN

(No-home)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Sargasm

(WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

tour de puke

(H5)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...