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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

RU-469

(BAH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

pita

(DCH4)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

tour de puke

(H5)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

E-Gay

(OH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

NFN

(No home)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

8apus

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen