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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Special Red

Miami H3
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

pita

(DCH4)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

NFN

(No home)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Bubba

(BBH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

tour de puke

(H5)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

NFN

(No-home)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Pyro

(DCH4)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

8apus

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

E-Gay

(OH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Sargasm

(WH4)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Grape Gape

(FUH3)