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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

tour de puke

(H5)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Slipknot

(MVH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

E-Gay

(OH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

pita

(DCH4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sargasm

(WH4)

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

El Segundo

White House H3
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

NFN

(No home)