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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

El Segundo

White House H3
...

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

E-Gay

(OH3)

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Slipknot

(MVH3)

tour de puke

(H5)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Just Patty

(GFH3)

NFN

(No-home)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

pita

(DCH4)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Pyro

(DCH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

AARPenis

SHIT
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rotten

(DCRW)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Cums Solo

(OH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

NFN

(No home)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Too Easy

White House H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...