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DC Red Dress Run 2018

10/06 01:00 PM to 10/06 09:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

The 25th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 6, 2018

Hosted at the DC Eagle, a former slaughter house turned gay-industrial-leather-bar. We have full run of all 3 floors, 4+ bars, a dance floor bursting with beats by Thor, private outdoor space, and a lot of dark corners.

What do you get?
- open bar: rail liquor and domestic beer
- full run of a former slaughter house turned gay leather bar, 3 floors and 4+ bars stations of bad decisions
- walkers and runners trail
- beer check
- dinner
- dance party by Thor

Donors
Donors ($25+) will get early admission to DC Eagle at noon. Donors will also get exclusive access to the beauty bar makeover station hosted by the lovely Penis Fly Trap. Donors will be made to be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside by our volunteers. Get your nails painted, makeup done, fake eyelashes glued on, tattooed, etc. DC Red Dress Run may not be conducive to a healthy lifestyle, but your donations will be supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C.

Hashtivus
For one low price you get prepaid admission to:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7:15 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - 11pm BLT party at Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036
Sunday 10 am - Hangover trail
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Onesies (Cut-off date passed, no Longer a Rego Option)
We're bringing onesies back this year as a $50 add-on. This year, onesies will be black with a red logo.

Please review the size chart and let us know what size you want and how you want your name embroidered!

Prices
Red Dress Run
$75 until May 25
$88 until August 2
$110 until Oct 2
$120 at the door

Hashtivus
$50 until Oct 2

Onesie
$50

#DCRDR map


ID, Bring cash to tip - while your rego includes tips for bar staff, putting up with us is an achievement in and of itself.

Location Details

DC Eagle

3701 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20019

Ivy City Hotel

Make a Reservation


  • Discounted rate at $119/night! Discounted price will NOT be reflected at the time of booking. Select the standard room rate and add "DC Red Dress Run" in the notes field. Prices will be adjusted once you are charged for your room.

  • Rooms are first come/first served. We did not reserve a room block, so reserve asap so as not to compete with muggles.

  • FREE onsite parking!

  • Ivy City hotel is just a stumble away from Atlas Brew Works and four distilleries!


1615 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002

Schedule of Events

Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
(http://www.ewh3.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


DCFM Trail/ After-party
Theme: BLT - "ReadyPlayerCum"

Time: 7:15 pm trail start (bag check will be provided), 8 pm
doors open
Location: Decades DC 1219 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20036


DC Red Dress Run

Time: 12:01 pm doors open for donors, 1 pm doors open
to all
Location: DC Eagle
See homepage for details:


Hangover Hash House Harriers Trail
(http://hangoverhash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD

White House Hash Harriers Trail
(http://www.whitehousehash.com/)

Time: TBD
Location: TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

196 Hashers came

including:

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

PussyFoot

(MH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fire In My Hole

(DC_RDR)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Semen on the Pew

(BMPH3)

Rosetta bone

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Downward Fucking Dog

(CTrH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Horny Hands

(PhoenixH3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Rotten

(DCRW)

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

AC/DP

White House H3
Mobius strippers never...

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Cums Solo

(OH3)

General's Farm Animal

(DC_RDR)

Short Cummings

DCH3
It's twue, it's twue!

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

NFN

(No home)

Maybe It's Gaybelline2

(EWH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

When the Ball Drops

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

dwarfus interruptus plus 1

(NO KENNEL)

D&DQ

(White House H3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Grape Gape

(FUH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Senior DoucheBerg

(WH4-DCRW)

Hercu-Please

(EWH3)

Can't Talk With My Mouth Full

(MVH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

UpperCunt

Daytona Beach H3
...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Side Boob

(DCH4)

Preteen Protein

(SDH3)

Poops I Did It Again

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
And again, and again, ...

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Just Emily

(EDWH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

BiDDQ

(WH4)

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Bubba

(BBH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Cheech and Dong

(EWH3)

Dead Head

(FWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Eiffel Plow Her

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4/DCH4)

Fury Load

(EWH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

(TH3)

I Cunt Hear You

So Happy It's Tuesday
I'm not a furry.

Slipknot

(MVH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Why Is The Cum Gone?

(EWH3)

ASS Master 2000

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Pyro

(DCH4)

tour de puke

(H5)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon/Whit...)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3
Another DC Road Whore

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

(EWH3)

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE H3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

8apus

(EWH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

F.A.R.T

Sisterhood of the Traveling CUNT
...

Penis Fly Trap

Skull & Boners H3
She's a furry.

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Polly Wanna Fuck Her

(Athens Hash House...)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Starship InHerThighs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Boldly Going On-On

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

Miami H3
...

Mad Cow

(London Hash House...)

Agent Orgy

Beijing Hash House Harriers
...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Two percent MILF

White House H3
...

Jello in my Asshole

(CFH3)

pita

(DCH4)

RU-469

(BAH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4/DCH4)

Ponboy

(BAH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

ShittyPornStory

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Chip Off the Old Dick

(GFH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

JackOff Lantern

DC Red Dress Run
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

E-Gay

(OH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Good Whoring Vietnam

(PPCH3)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Dwarf in the Doghouse

(CFH3)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

White House H3
Hash = Family

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Cumbrewlay

(Bad Decisions H3)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Can't Find Tail

(DCRW)

Muff'n Man

White House H3
...

UpperCunt

DBH3
...

Just Patty

(GFH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Golden Showers

(DCRW)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Uncle Bad Touch

San Francisco H3
...

El Segundo

White House H3
...

S&Mom

(EWH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

IUD Me

(RTH3, MVH3, WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Toobin' Tits

(SpiH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Undercover Jerker

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Third Girl Problem

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(PBH3)

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4)

Deetz Nutz

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
You know I got the deetz

AARPenis

SHIT
...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(Red Tent H3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Too Easy

White House H3
...

NFN

(No-home)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3 )

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(HbH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Periodic Fable

(EWH3)