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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

8apus

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Just Carson

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

DDW

(MVH3)

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

Tits

(EWH3)

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Hops

DC_RDR

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Just John

(RottenH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Boneless

(DH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Midget Digit

ECH3

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

bad ditch

(WH4)

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Former travel whore

Jack

(EWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

clappy birthday

EWH3

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)