Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Midget Digit
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
dwarfus interruptus
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
DDW
(MVH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Hops
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Tits
(EWH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
clappy birthday
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
Deaf Lesbian
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Jack
(EWH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
Gladiater
(DCRW)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Dry Heaving Dick
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Just John
(RottenH3)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Boneless
(DH3)
dwarfus interruptus +1
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
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