Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
bad ditch
(WH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
Vaginal Countdown
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
DDW
(MVH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Tits
(EWH3)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Dry Heaving Dick
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
dwarfus interruptus
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Hops
Just John
(RottenH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Tony Panda
dwarfus interruptus +1
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Midget Digit
Boneless
(DH3)
Deaf Lesbian
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
clappy birthday
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Jack
(EWH3)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
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