Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
dwarfus interruptus
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Boneless
(DH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Tony Panda
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
8apus
(EWH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Too Easy
(WH4)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
Tits
(EWH3)
Midget Digit
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Just John
(RottenH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Hops
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
clappy birthday
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Jack
(EWH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
Dry Heaving Dick
DDW
(MVH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Deaf Lesbian
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