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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Hops

DC_RDR

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Midget Digit

ECH3

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

clappy birthday

EWH3

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Former travel whore

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Just John

(RottenH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

Jack

(EWH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Tits

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

RG3some

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

Just Carson

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

bad ditch

(WH4)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Boneless

(DH3)

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

DDW

(MVH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)