Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
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dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Vaginal Countdown
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
dwarfus interruptus
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Hops
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Just John
(RottenH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Tits
(EWH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
DDW
(MVH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Deaf Lesbian
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Dry Heaving Dick
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Jack
(EWH3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
clappy birthday
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Boneless
(DH3)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Midget Digit
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
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