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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

DDW

(MVH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

8apus

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Hops

DC_RDR

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Tits

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Former travel whore

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

clappy birthday

EWH3

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

Just John

(RottenH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

bad ditch

(WH4)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Midget Digit

ECH3

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

Just Carson

(EWH3)

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

Jack

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

Boneless

(DH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)