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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

RU-469

(DCH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Midget Digit

ECH3

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

Tits

(EWH3)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

bad ditch

(WH4)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Just Carson

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Boneless

(DH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

clappy birthday

EWH3

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Former travel whore

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

DDW

(MVH3)

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

Just John

(RottenH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Jack

(EWH3)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

Hops

DC_RDR

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
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