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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Boneless

(DH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Just John

(RottenH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Former travel whore

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Midget Digit

ECH3

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

8apus

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

DDW

(MVH3)

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Hops

DC_RDR

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

bad ditch

(WH4)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Just Carson

(EWH3)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

Tits

(EWH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Jack

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

clappy birthday

EWH3

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.