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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

Just Carson

(EWH3)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

clappy birthday

EWH3

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Jack

(EWH3)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

EWH3
Still the reigning Pro...

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Boneless

(DH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Hops

DC_RDR

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

bad ditch

(WH4)

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Just John

(RottenH3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Yeah, I have a patch.

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Midget Digit

ECH3

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

DDW

(MVH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Tits

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)