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Organizers:
Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
DC Red Dress Run 2017
09/23 12:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr
Isn't that obvious?
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
Public Event
including:
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
dwarfus interruptus
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Dry Heaving Dick
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Boneless
(DH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Just John
(RottenH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Jack
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Hops
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Tits
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Deaf Lesbian
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
clappy birthday
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Midget Digit
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
DDW
(MVH3)
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