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Organizers:
Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
DC Red Dress Run 2017
09/23 12:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr
Isn't that obvious?
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
Public Event
including:
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Just John
(RottenH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Boneless
(DH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
DDW
(MVH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Dry Heaving Dick
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Hops
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Midget Digit
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
Just Ben
(EWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
dwarfus interruptus
Stink Bug
(WH4)
clappy birthday
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Vaginal Countdown
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Jack
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Deaf Lesbian
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Tits
(EWH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
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