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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Just John

(RottenH3)

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Midget Digit

ECH3

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

bad ditch

(WH4)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Tits

(EWH3)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

RU-469

(DCH4)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Hops

DC_RDR

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

DDW

(MVH3)

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Former travel whore

Gladiater

(DCRW)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

clappy birthday

EWH3

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

Boneless

(DH3)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

Jack

(EWH3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

Just Carson

(EWH3)