Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Boneless
(DH3)
Hops
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Tits
(EWH3)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
DDW
(MVH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Too Easy
(WH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Jack
(EWH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
clappy birthday
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Tony Panda
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
dwarfus interruptus
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Deaf Lesbian
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Midget Digit
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Dry Heaving Dick
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
Just John
(RottenH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
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