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Organizers:
Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
DC Red Dress Run 2017
09/23 12:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr
Isn't that obvious?
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
Public Event
including:
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Tits
(EWH3)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
Hops
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Boneless
(DH3)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
DDW
(MVH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Tony Panda
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
Deaf Lesbian
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
clappy birthday
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Just John
(RottenH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dry Heaving Dick
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
Midget Digit
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Jack
(EWH3)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
dwarfus interruptus
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
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