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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Former travel whore

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

Midget Digit

ECH3

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

DDW

(MVH3)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

clappy birthday

EWH3

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Jack

(EWH3)

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Just John

(RottenH3)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

Tits

(EWH3)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

Boneless

(DH3)

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Just Carson

(EWH3)

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

bad ditch

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Hops

DC_RDR

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

RG3some

(EWH3)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...