Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
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dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Midget Digit
Shmegg
(DCH4)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
clappy birthday
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Jack
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
Just John
(RottenH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Deaf Lesbian
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
dwarfus interruptus
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
Dry Heaving Dick
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Tits
(EWH3)
DDW
(MVH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Boneless
(DH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
Hops
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
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