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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Boneless

(DH3)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

clappy birthday

EWH3

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

Jack

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Hops

DC_RDR

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

bad ditch

(WH4)

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

8apus

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Just John

(RottenH3)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

DDW

(MVH3)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Former travel whore

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Tits

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Midget Digit

ECH3

RU-469

(DCH4)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

Just Carson

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)