Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
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dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Deaf Lesbian
clappy birthday
Tits
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
Hops
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Boneless
(DH3)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
Tony Panda
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
8apus
(EWH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
dwarfus interruptus
RG3some
(EWH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dry Heaving Dick
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
Sargasm
(WH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Midget Digit
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
bad ditch
(WH4)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Jack
(EWH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
DDW
(MVH3)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Just John
(RottenH3)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
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