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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Yeah, I have a patch.

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

clappy birthday

EWH3

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Boneless

(DH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

DDW

(MVH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

8apus

(EWH3)

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Just Carson

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Tits

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Jack

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

bad ditch

(WH4)

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

Just John

(RottenH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

Sargasm

(WH4)

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

GeriatricMandering

EWH3
Still the reigning Pro...

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Midget Digit

ECH3

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Hops

DC_RDR

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)