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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

262 Hashers came:

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

EWH3
Bites when provoked.

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

DIAL F

DCRW
I'll do the stupid thi...

District 69

WH4-DCRW
I drink and I don't kn...

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Penis Fly Trap

DC_RDR
She's a furry.

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Stain Gretzky

EWH3
just cuz there's a goa...

Starship InHerThighs

WH4-DCRW
Boldly Going On-On

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Yeah, I have a patch.

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

bad ditch

(WH4)

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Boneless

(DH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

clappy birthday

EWH3

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

DDW

(MVH3)

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

Hops

DC_RDR

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Jack

(EWH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Just Carson

(EWH3)

Just John

(RottenH3)

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Midget Digit

ECH3

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Octopussy

(WH4)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Tits

(EWH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Too Easy

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)