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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Jack

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

bad ditch

(WH4)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

RG3some

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

DDW

(MVH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

Midget Digit

ECH3

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Former travel whore

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just John

(RottenH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Boneless

(DH3)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Tits

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Just Carson

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Hops

DC_RDR

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

clappy birthday

EWH3

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)