Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
dwarfus interruptus
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
Tony Panda
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Midget Digit
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Tits
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Jack
(EWH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
clappy birthday
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Too Easy
(WH4)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Vaginal Countdown
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dry Heaving Dick
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Just John
(RottenH3)
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
DDW
(MVH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Hops
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Deaf Lesbian
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Boneless
(DH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
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