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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Hops

DC_RDR

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

Midget Digit

ECH3

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Just John

(RottenH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

Boneless

(DH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

bad ditch

(WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Jack

(EWH3)

clappy birthday

EWH3

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Former travel whore

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

DDW

(MVH3)

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

Tits

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

RG3some

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Just Carson

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)