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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

clappy birthday

EWH3

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Just John

(RottenH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Boneless

(DH3)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Yeah, I have a patch.

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

DDW

(MVH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

Midget Digit

ECH3

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Jack

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
I drink and I don't kn...

GeriatricMandering

EWH3
Still the reigning Pro...

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Hops

DC_RDR

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

bad ditch

(WH4)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Just Carson

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Tits

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...