Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
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dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Hops
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
DDW
(MVH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
dwarfus interruptus +1
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Vaginal Countdown
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Dry Heaving Dick
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Just John
(RottenH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Tony Panda
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Deaf Lesbian
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
Midget Digit
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
clappy birthday
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
dwarfus interruptus
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Tits
(EWH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Jack
(EWH3)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Boneless
(DH3)
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
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