Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Jack
(EWH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
clappy birthday
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Just John
(RottenH3)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Deaf Lesbian
Tits
(EWH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Boneless
(DH3)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Hops
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Midget Digit
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Vaginal Countdown
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
DDW
(MVH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Dry Heaving Dick
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
dwarfus interruptus
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
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