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Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2017

09/23 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

Shiggy:

Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.

Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130

The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)

Hash Hotel:
TBD

What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.

Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.

Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com

Click here for:
Official Website
Official DC Red Dress Run Facebook page
Unofficial DC RDR Forum on Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Hashtag: #dcrdr


Isn't that obvious?

Start Location Details

Blind Whino (aka SW Arts Club)

700 DELAWARE AVENUE SW WASHINGTON DC, 20024

Schedule of Events

EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails


BLT​ ​Pre-Lewd​ ​Trail​ ​–​ ​Friday​ ​​​Pack​ ​away​ ​at​ ​7:30​ ​SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
​Pre-lube & ​Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
​5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!​
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar ​after trail ​with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten.​ ​No Poles, No Holes, CF​MN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.


DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5


Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.

Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)

Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.

White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

Did my dick just make that noise?

(HbH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Turning Trixxx Is For Kids

(EWH3)

Beastie Ality

(Chennai H3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Fully Drunktional

(SMUTTyCrab)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin
You know you want me;)

Who the Fuck is Dave?

(NQRH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Shmegg

(DCH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Ms Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Balls Deep

(Bella Napoli H3)

All Flash No Drive

(EWH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Quid Pro Blow

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Deathly Swallows

(WH4)

Cum Fly with Me

(MVH3)

Can't Fuck Dust

(ABQH3)

Fire in the Hole

DC Area Hashes
...

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Gave Educator Dick

(TH3)

Midget Digit

ECH3

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Just Sasha

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Sargasm

(WH4)

Deaf Lesbian

DC_RDR

Cumagain Alley

(Chicago Thirstday...)

General's Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Regurgasex

(CCH3)

Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Diddle Her

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus +1

WH4

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Might Wanna Ralph

(BAH3)

Read Between The Slime

(WH4)

Mr Ed

(MinneapolisH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

DC_RDR

B.B.A Tuggers

(DDH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Dead Woody

Larrikins
...

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Slip Knot

(MVH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

(Iwakuni White Sna...)

Dry Heaving Dick

CH3

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Poops I Did It Again

EWH3
And again, and again, ...

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

I Twat the Sheriff

(CTrH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Mambo # Hives

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Studebaker

(SavH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Two Handed Hum Tucker

S_H_3

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Tits

(EWH3)

Gimme an Oohhh

(RTH3)

A Midsemester Night's Cream

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

Just Kim (B)

(Homeless)

Up Her Ali

( BFMH3)

Goldman Ballsachs

(WH4)

BullShitWhistle

(SLUT-DH3)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Cho-King Hazard

(DCH4)

clappy birthday

EWH3

Weird Al Spankabitch

BFH3
Former travel whore

Just Sam

(DC_RDR)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

(BAH3)

Rotten

(Chicago Thirstday)

I Cunt Hear You

DC_RDR
I'm not a furry.

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Rocket Socket

(WH4)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

O.T.I.S.

(WH4)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Craigsfist

(BAH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(HockesinH3)

Uncle Fister

HKH3
Feels like a fisting k...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

DDW

(MVH3)

Just Laurel

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

bad ditch

(WH4)

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Just John

(RottenH3)

What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)

(ABQ H3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Fetch

(LVH3vlv)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Betty Cocker

(Homeless...)

IMAGINE MY ERECTION

(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

SHIT
Hash = Family

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Gummit

(CCH3/BAH3)

Duckbill Cookiepuss

(DCH4)

Hops

DC_RDR

Dick Panties

(SHIT)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Rear Protein Injection

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Just Tammy

(Red tent)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

DC_RDR

RU-469

(DCH4)

Marshmellow Lube

(S_H_3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4-DCRW)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Just Brodie

(EWH3)

Amber Alert

(BAH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

NavigateWhore

(BAH3)

Honorable Vaginal Discharge

(Boston H3)

Too Easy

(WH4)

Laserpuss

(HbH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Just Shelby

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Sally the Jizz Hound

(EWH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Just Sophie

(Homeless)

Ejaculation Overruled!

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Jack

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Just Nicole

(BAH3)

Greatest Ho On Earth

(EWH3)

Vaginal Countdown

EWH3

Just Carson

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Deetz Nutz

EWH3
You know I got the deetz

When the Ball Drops

(EWH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Dead Cell

(NoH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Floral Sex

EWH3
Heineken Schmeineken.....

Mr. hEd

(VoodooH3)

M R Dicks

DFWH3
Often imitated, never ...

Hungry Hungry Homo

EWH3
I'm actually the one w...

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Boneless

(DH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Vagina Day No Way

(CUH3)