Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
Sargasm
(WH4)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Boneless
(DH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Jack
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Deaf Lesbian
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Vaginal Countdown
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Midget Digit
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
dwarfus interruptus
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
clappy birthday
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Just John
(RottenH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
Tits
(EWH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Hops
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
DDW
(MVH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dry Heaving Dick
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
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