Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Jack
(EWH3)
Midget Digit
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Dry Heaving Dick
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Boneless
(DH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Hops
Tits
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
dwarfus interruptus
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Vaginal Countdown
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Deaf Lesbian
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Just John
(RottenH3)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
clappy birthday
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
DDW
(MVH3)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
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