Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
Cost: $115*
Shiggy:
Early Rego Closed 8/21 -
Please contact us at dcreddressrun@gmail.com to see if we can help you.
Otherwise - Regos available at the Door for $130.
After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $130
The 24th DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Blind Whino
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 if you have access to the Lady in Red room)
Hash Hotel:
TBD
What do you get?
~10 hours of drinking, dancing, and more drinking
~Giveaway
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.) Hashtivus includes the FM sponsored BLT party.
Lady in Red Appreciation Package:
We’re giving back to the community in which we hash! We hope that when registering, everybody will make a voluntary donation which will go to Martha’s Table, a local charity improving access to education programs, health food, and support for children and families. Donate at least $25 and you will be granted access to the Lady in Red room where you will have a separate food line, beer line, and the knowledge that you helped out the community. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Martha’s Table" at check out and donate what you can.
Optional Personalized Onesie!!!
We are selling personalized DC Red Dress onesies this year. The PJs will have our silhouette logo on the back and your name on embroidered on the front (maximum 24 letters)! Make sure you add it at check out. $50
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact DC Red Dress mismanagement:
dcreddressrun@gmail.com
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Isn't that obvious?
EWH3 – Ballbuster Trail: 5:00 P.M. Stadium Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Regular Runners and Walkers: 6:45 P.M. Capitol South Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Choose your own adventure.
Please fill out the following form - https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2
Details being finalized please check http://www.ewh3.com/
On-After - Trusty's with $1 off draft and rails
BLT Pre-Lewd Trail – Friday Pack away at 7:30 SHARP.
A to A
Hares: Fingerrrrgrgrgr, Robocock, Cum Brew Lay
Pre-lube & Start: Hellbender Brewing company, 5788 2nd St NE, Washington, DC 20011
5:00 Pre-lube (cash bar), 7:30 Pack Away, Open Bar on return!
Bags may be stored at the venue before the hash but hashers must GTFO during setup.
Angels shall Sin; Demons will Pray for that piece of Heaven
Open Bar after trail with craft beer plus brand cider for registered Glutards. Green line metro connects
BLT & RDR via Waterfront & Ft Totten. No Poles, No Holes, CFMN shoes at end. Sensible shoes for trail.
DC Red Dress –
Doors Open VIP (donators of 25 or more) – 11am
Doors Open General Admission – 12pm
Circle Up – 3pm
Pack away at 3:30PM
BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL
If you wish to tip the staff at beer check, please bring cash. Tips are welcomed, but not required.
Only VIPs will be able to “never leave camp.” If you are NOT a VIP, you will be required to go on trail. You will have the opportunity to upgrade to VIP upon sign-in with a donation of $25 to Martha’s Table
Theme – I
GTFO - 9pm
On After - Mr Henry’s 601 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003
Beer Specials: Goose IPA, Vienna Lager, Octoberfest Goose in cans, maybe a stout or porter available for $5 - Sorry guys a little confusion on On after vs Pub Crawl...I’m sure loads of groups will organize multiple other bars after.
Food Special: Pulled Pork Sliders $5, Mini Chicken Quesadilla $5
Trail #87.
Starts at hash hotel. Capitol skyline Hotel - 10am
A to A
Hares: Cum Brew Lay, Queen of the Jungle, Guernsey Gripper
Theme: no idea. Likely RDR Hangover unless I come up with something more witty.
Distance. Not sure... from what I plan, I foresee 1/1.5 walkers. 2.5/3 runners... no shitty, unless people want to jump on the Anacostia river (not recommended)
Brunch location: 12:30pm
Biergarten Haus: 1355 H St. NE, Washington, DC 20002 (Close to WH4 start, and very likely to be their prelube).
202-388-4053
Reservation is under Cynthia Faby
Ask for either Erin or Danny.
White House – Sunday 3pm
Hares – Assfix and Co
Start: 1111 Staples St NE . A-to-A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: urban, easy, with a couple surprises! Shiggy rating 4/10
On-After: Star and Shamrock
Dogs ok.. Strollers ok.
including:
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
clappy birthday
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Laserpuss
(HbH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
Greatest Ho On Earth
(EWH3)
Just Tammy
(Red tent)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Fetch
(LVH3vlv)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Rotten
(Chicago Thirstday)
Gummit
(CCH3/BAH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4)
DDW
(MVH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
What's Your Name, Bitch? (WYN-B?)
(ABQ H3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
bad ditch
(WH4)
Dry Heaving Dick
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Studebaker
(SavH3)
Can't Fuck Dust
(ABQH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Just Sasha
(EWH3)
Just Sam
(DC_RDR)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
IMAGINE MY ERECTION
(VOODOO HASH HOUSE...)
Marshmellow Lube
(S_H_3)
Craigsfist
(BAH3)
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
(BAH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Just Nicole
(BAH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4-DCRW)
A Midsemester Night's Cream
(EWH3)
Goldman Ballsachs
(WH4)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
Sargasm
(WH4)
dwarfus interruptus
RG3some
(EWH3)
Chippen Failz
(FTH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just Laurel
(EWH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Gave Educator Dick
(TH3)
Fully Drunktional
(SMUTTyCrab)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
Sally the Jizz Hound
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Vagina Day No Way
(CUH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(HockesinH3)
Nobody Puts Gayby in the Corner
(EWH3)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Diddle Her
(EWH3)
Quid Pro Blow
(EWH3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Vaginal Countdown
Deaf Lesbian
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Maybe it's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Boneless
(DH3)
Hops
Rocket Socket
(WH4)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Just John
(RottenH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Might Wanna Ralph
(BAH3)
Mr Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
Just Carson
(EWH3)
Two Handed Hum Tucker
B.B.A Tuggers
(DDH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Tony Panda
Midget Digit
Too Easy
(WH4)
Mr. hEd
(VoodooH3)
Just Brodie
(EWH3)
Holy Milk of Our Mothers
(EWH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Up Her Ali
( BFMH3)
Who the Fuck is Dave?
(NQRH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
dwarfus interruptus +1
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Senior Sodomizing Slut
(Iwakuni White Sna...)
BullShitWhistle
(SLUT-DH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Dick Panties
(SHIT)
Cum Fly with Me
(MVH3)
Shmegg
(DCH4)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
NavigateWhore
(BAH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Tits
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Jack
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Amber Alert
(BAH3)
Ms Ed
(MinneapolisH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Just Shelby
(EWH3)
Balls Deep
(Bella Napoli H3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Cumagain Alley
(Chicago Thirstday...)
Did my dick just make that noise?
(HbH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Ejaculation Overruled!
(EWH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Duckbill Cookiepuss
(DCH4)
General's Farm Animal
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
O.T.I.S.
(WH4)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Awful Twatfull
(CTrH3)
Gimme an Oohhh
(RTH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
Betty Cocker
(Homeless...)
Muff'n Man
(RTH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Just Kim (B)
(Homeless)
Honorable Vaginal Discharge
(Boston H3)
Beastie Ality
(Chennai H3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Cho-King Hazard
(DCH4)
Dead Cell
(NoH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Slip Knot
(MVH3)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
I Twat the Sheriff
(CTrH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Regurgasex
(CCH3)
Just Sophie
(Homeless)
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