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DC Red Dress 2023

10/06 12:00 PM to 10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $145*

Hare(s):

Princess Jizzmine, Scuba Deuce, 8aPuss

Shiggy:

Cum join us for the annual DC Red Dress Run: Columbus/Indigenous People’s Weekend, 6-8 October!

Grab your finest red dress, fanciest vessel, and get ready to hash around the National Mall with us! This year's charity will once again be Planned Parenthood so come help us raise money and bring awareness to a great program.

What does your rego get you? Access to Friday night’s Full Moon Trail and BLT, all day Saturday Red Dress shenanigans, trail, and BEER! AND Sunday’s Hangover H3 Trail!

Trail Info:
Red Dress Trail Start @ Smithsonian Metro Station
A - Beer Trail, bag vehicle provided
Runners: ~4.5 mi true trail, 0.69 shiggy
Walkers: ~2.5 mi true trail, 0.69 shiggy
On After: Wundergarten

This year for Full Moon BLT, we have Freddie’s Beach Bar as our location! This year’s theme is: Big Kahuna Big Gay Liki Tiki Luau! Whip out your bikinis, tikis, and leis for an awesome night with a beach themed bar and karaoke! This is a favorite local hash bar, so get ready!

We have 30 spaces available for BLT for LOCALS ONLY! We got some extra space, so we opened up to make everybody happy!

https://hashrego.com/events/dcfmh3-dc-full-moon-blt2023fbclid=IwAR2tecsP2Whq9MQMMvWkgqlAbdJZbOHlSgEGdDERvRVJ5VJm7kStgyFY

We'll be hosting the Shooting Star Trail Friday night after Freddie's back at the hotels! Want to make shot? Sign up here!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSddpme1JoPyVvNv_W1guQ56Th97DtIoiPBU5PJO4Y00PA1YnA/viewform?fbclid=IwAR0ApBGkBi6EwUIMxidL7riXZB77gFlO3Vx38VJx2ZIG9ZWDhgmdqrD-I40

This year we’re using the Hotel Pentagon as hash central and have negotiated a favorable group rate of $110+ tax per night. You HAVE to call and mention “Red Dress Run” to get the discounted rate and to book. Plus, anyone that DID NOT book a prepaid reservation at the back up hotel Comfort Inn can cancel and rebook with Hotel Pentagon, and get the discount, but this only applies until the 26th, so act fast! As of 9/23 the Hotel Pengtagon has 47 more rooms under the block!

Speaking of beer! We have Donna’s Drinkers: The Rhinehart Red Garter Society for People Who Want to Drink Good Booze and Do Good Stuff For Charities, too! What is this??? It’s an upgrade on your booze package! For $50, you’re getting fancier beer, some liquor, and more!
https://hashrego.com/events/donnas-drinkers-2023

Rego. Then, tell your friends cum #RunRed!

Want more trails? Attend both Everyday is Wednesday H3 on Thursday night @7 for their ballbuster and White House H3 Sunday @ 3pm for bonus miles! Details will be posted! Those rego’s are separate from this event.

EWH3 Thursday night: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1378?fbclid=IwAR0pgsuu245JEsRL3EAcdlrNtlZVO4iC0prQLV0hzz1SmcnMqq1w6vkHU

White House H3, Sunday 3pm: https://hashrego.com/events/wh4-trail-2091-red-dress-sunday?fbclid=IwAR05fd1GKZhJVRH3KE0u_ZhvbB9Ob1iXg2zTkCDweXFzpXvU2m5ZtuE0FJ0


Location Details

Smithsonian Metro Station

Wundergarten

1101 First St NE, Washington, DC 20002

Hotel Pentagon

Make a Reservation

Room blocks are under "Red Dress Run"

703-979-4400


Schedule of Events

Friday
12:00-4:00 Early Sign In @ Hotel Pentagon
4:00-6:00 Sign in
7:00 BLT Trail hosted by DC Full Moon
Start: Hotel Pentagon, A-Beer, ~2 miles, shiggy level: 0.69
8:00 DCFM BLT presents: Da Big Kahuna’s Big Gay Liki Tiki Luau
@ Freddy's Beach Bar & Restaurant
11:30 Shooting Star Trail - Sign up on the google form!
Hotel Pentagon & Comfort Inn Suites


8:00-10:00 Breakfast (at your hotel)
Mimosa & Bloody Mary Bar
10:00-12:00 Hab Bazaar
@ Hotel Pentagon Breakfast Area
12:00-1:30 Lunch
@ Hotel Pentagon Breakfast Area
1:30 Red Dress Circle
Hotel Pentagon/Comfort Inn Parking Lot
1:45 First bus leaves from hotels for Red Dress Trail

2:30 Red Dress Trail Start @ Smithsonian Metro Station
On After: Wundergarten

7:30 First bus to return to hotel
8:30 Last bus to return to hotel
10:00 Hotel Party!


10:00 Hangover H3 Trail
Start: Hotel Pentagon
Eagle, Turkey, Penguin options available
11:00 GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

126 Hashers came

including:

War and Peace of Ass

(WH4)

I've Fallen and I Can't Get Off

(TH3)

International House of Vagina

(VoodooH3)

THE VIRGINATOR!

(BAH3)

Apparently Pregnant

White House H3
...

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Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bacteriovag-I-Know-Sis

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I only sometimes have ...

Cockhome Syndrome

Richmond H3
...

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Black Cock Down

Hateful 8 Hash House Harriers
AKA Bad Turkey!

#2

(WH4)

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Alopeecia Pussy

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Scary Pooter

(IndyScent)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bloody Headbanger

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Just Courtney

(IndyScent)

Weed-Wacker

(Homeless)

Just Carl

(SHIT)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Horny Hands

(MLH3)

I'm Not The Whore You're Looking For

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Caught Red Handed

Houston Ankle Biters H3
...

True Scotsman

(Glasgow)

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(EWH3)

Snow Bukkake

(LDSH3)

Murder He Woke

Memphis H3
...

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

Dayton Hash House Harriers & Harriettes
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Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

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(OTH4)

Screeching Eargasm

(WH4)

Bi Now, Pay Later

(IndyScent)

I’d Fuck Me Too

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Rolling in the Deep

Ft Eustis
Words aren't real!

A Red River Runs Through It

(EWH3)

Hard On the beaver

(SMUTTy Crab Hash ...)

Shetland Blow Me

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Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(LVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
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Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

I’m not Peeing, I’m Cumming. Aka Puddles

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
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Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
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Tokin’s Little Cuckold

(PGHH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Toxic Nerd Warrior

(OTH4)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
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Regurgitated cum bubble

(FUH3)

BearFucker

(NYCH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
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Pita

(Dch4)

Roll Over Bitch!

(DCRW)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Bearly Blue

Jacksonville H3
I aim to misbehave.

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
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Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
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Thudmuffin

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Mormon Kombat Peetality

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
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War and Piece of Ass

White House H3
...

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

M’Alice

(Vancouver H3)

Cockó Bel Grãnde

(BAH3)

HermphroditesOnUnicycles

(Ft Eustis)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Just Josh

(IndyScent)

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Around The World In 80 Lays

(W3H3)

All that for Nothing

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
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Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Cuckoo for Coconuts

Men Excluded Only Women (MEOW) H3
...

Green Velvet

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
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Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Room and Whored

(SurvivorH3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
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Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Just MJ

(SPOTH3)

Sister Slayer

(RenoH3)

Bipolar Bear

(WH4)

Roose Rips

(EWH3)

Rear End Loader

(WH4)

Rear end loaders girl

(Nomads)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

#SquadHoles

DC Red Dress Run
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Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
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6 From Behind

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(WH4)

Scuffle My Nutsack

(SMUSHHH)

Ginga Ninja

White House H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Wibbly Bits

(None)

Forrest Dumped

(CHH3)

Just Danielle

(None)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Roadie Ho

(PGHH3)

Bobby Douché

(KissMyH3)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Mt. Coochie

(WH4)

Drowning in Dick

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

These Are the Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Clean Clam

DC Road Whores
I'm not here to fuck. ...

All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat

(FEH3)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save beer shower toget...

STFUYA

White House H3
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)