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DC Red Dress 2023

10/06 12:00 PM to 10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $145*

Hare(s):

Princess Jizzmine, Scuba Deuce, 8aPuss

Shiggy:

Cum join us for the annual DC Red Dress Run: Columbus/Indigenous People’s Weekend, 6-8 October!

Grab your finest red dress, fanciest vessel, and get ready to hash around the National Mall with us! This year's charity will once again be Planned Parenthood so come help us raise money and bring awareness to a great program.

What does your rego get you? Access to Friday night’s Full Moon Trail and BLT, all day Saturday Red Dress shenanigans, trail, and BEER! AND Sunday’s Hangover H3 Trail!

Trail Info:
Red Dress Trail Start @ Smithsonian Metro Station
A - Beer Trail, bag vehicle provided
Runners: ~4.5 mi true trail, 0.69 shiggy
Walkers: ~2.5 mi true trail, 0.69 shiggy
On After: Wundergarten

This year for Full Moon BLT, we have Freddie’s Beach Bar as our location! This year’s theme is: Big Kahuna Big Gay Liki Tiki Luau! Whip out your bikinis, tikis, and leis for an awesome night with a beach themed bar and karaoke! This is a favorite local hash bar, so get ready!

We have 30 spaces available for BLT for LOCALS ONLY! We got some extra space, so we opened up to make everybody happy!

https://hashrego.com/events/dcfmh3-dc-full-moon-blt2023fbclid=IwAR2tecsP2Whq9MQMMvWkgqlAbdJZbOHlSgEGdDERvRVJ5VJm7kStgyFY

We'll be hosting the Shooting Star Trail Friday night after Freddie's back at the hotels! Want to make shot? Sign up here!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSddpme1JoPyVvNv_W1guQ56Th97DtIoiPBU5PJO4Y00PA1YnA/viewform?fbclid=IwAR0ApBGkBi6EwUIMxidL7riXZB77gFlO3Vx38VJx2ZIG9ZWDhgmdqrD-I40

This year we’re using the Hotel Pentagon as hash central and have negotiated a favorable group rate of $110+ tax per night. You HAVE to call and mention “Red Dress Run” to get the discounted rate and to book. Plus, anyone that DID NOT book a prepaid reservation at the back up hotel Comfort Inn can cancel and rebook with Hotel Pentagon, and get the discount, but this only applies until the 26th, so act fast! As of 9/23 the Hotel Pengtagon has 47 more rooms under the block!

Speaking of beer! We have Donna’s Drinkers: The Rhinehart Red Garter Society for People Who Want to Drink Good Booze and Do Good Stuff For Charities, too! What is this??? It’s an upgrade on your booze package! For $50, you’re getting fancier beer, some liquor, and more!
https://hashrego.com/events/donnas-drinkers-2023

Rego. Then, tell your friends cum #RunRed!

Want more trails? Attend both Everyday is Wednesday H3 on Thursday night @7 for their ballbuster and White House H3 Sunday @ 3pm for bonus miles! Details will be posted! Those rego’s are separate from this event.

EWH3 Thursday night: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1378?fbclid=IwAR0pgsuu245JEsRL3EAcdlrNtlZVO4iC0prQLV0hzz1SmcnMqq1w6vkHU

White House H3, Sunday 3pm: https://hashrego.com/events/wh4-trail-2091-red-dress-sunday?fbclid=IwAR05fd1GKZhJVRH3KE0u_ZhvbB9Ob1iXg2zTkCDweXFzpXvU2m5ZtuE0FJ0


Location Details

Smithsonian Metro Station

Wundergarten

1101 First St NE, Washington, DC 20002

Hotel Pentagon

Make a Reservation

Room blocks are under "Red Dress Run"

703-979-4400


Schedule of Events

Friday
12:00-4:00 Early Sign In @ Hotel Pentagon
4:00-6:00 Sign in
7:00 BLT Trail hosted by DC Full Moon
Start: Hotel Pentagon, A-Beer, ~2 miles, shiggy level: 0.69
8:00 DCFM BLT presents: Da Big Kahuna’s Big Gay Liki Tiki Luau
@ Freddy's Beach Bar & Restaurant
11:30 Shooting Star Trail - Sign up on the google form!
Hotel Pentagon & Comfort Inn Suites


8:00-10:00 Breakfast (at your hotel)
Mimosa & Bloody Mary Bar
10:00-12:00 Hab Bazaar
@ Hotel Pentagon Breakfast Area
12:00-1:30 Lunch
@ Hotel Pentagon Breakfast Area
1:30 Red Dress Circle
Hotel Pentagon/Comfort Inn Parking Lot
1:45 First bus leaves from hotels for Red Dress Trail

2:30 Red Dress Trail Start @ Smithsonian Metro Station
On After: Wundergarten

7:30 First bus to return to hotel
8:30 Last bus to return to hotel
10:00 Hotel Party!


10:00 Hangover H3 Trail
Start: Hotel Pentagon
Eagle, Turkey, Penguin options available
11:00 GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

126 Hashers came

including:

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Shetland Blow Me

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

War and Peace of Ass

(WH4)

BearFucker

(NYCH3)

I’d Fuck Me Too

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Scary Pooter

(IndyScent)

Horny Hands

(MLH3)

Bacteriovag-I-Know-Sis

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I only sometimes have ...

Just Emily

(WH4)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Mt. Coochie

(WH4)

Around The World In 80 Lays

(W3H3)

Don’t Bring Schaefer Up

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Sister Slayer

(RenoH3)

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

These Are the Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

6 From Behind

(EWH3)

Just Wibbly Bits

(None)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carl

(SHIT)

Alopeecia Pussy

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

(BAH3)

THE VIRGINATOR!

(BAH3)

Bi Now, Pay Later

(IndyScent)

Just Danielle

(None)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat

(FEH3)

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Apparently Pregnant

White House H3
...

STFUYA

White House H3
...

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

True Scotsman

(Glasgow)

Roose Rips

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Rear End Loader

(WH4)

HermphroditesOnUnicycles

(Ft Eustis)

Room and Whored

(SurvivorH3)

Screeching Eargasm

(WH4)

Green Velvet

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Caught Red Handed

Houston Ankle Biters H3
...

I'm Not The Whore You're Looking For

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

War and Piece of Ass

White House H3
...

Scuffle My Nutsack

(SMUSHHH)

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Pita

(Dch4)

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

I’m not Peeing, I’m Cumming. Aka Puddles

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Forrest Dumped

(CHH3)

I've Fallen and I Can't Get Off

(TH3)

Toxic Nerd Warrior

(OTH4)

Bloody Headbanger

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Bearly Blue

Jacksonville H3
I aim to misbehave.

Tokin’s Little Cuckold

(PGHH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Murder He Woke

Memphis H3
...

Snow Bukkake

(LDSH3)

M’Alice

(Vancouver H3)

Hard On the beaver

(SMUTTy Crab Hash ...)

Cuckoo for Coconuts

Men Excluded Only Women (MEOW) H3
...

Just Josh

(IndyScent)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Regurgitated cum bubble

(FUH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

#SquadHoles

DC Red Dress Run
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Rolling in the Deep

Ft Eustis
Words aren't real!

Bobby Douché

(KissMyH3)

A Red River Runs Through It

(EWH3)

Just MJ

(SPOTH3)

Vagetarian

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

#2

(WH4)

Black Cock Down

Hateful 8 Hash House Harriers
AKA Bad Turkey!

All that for Nothing

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

Dayton Hash House Harriers & Harriettes
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Bipolar Bear

(WH4)

Ginga Ninja

White House H3
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

International House of Vagina

(VoodooH3)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Just Courtney

(IndyScent)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Roadie Ho

(PGHH3)

Drowning in Dick

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save beer shower toget...

Roll Over Bitch!

(DCRW)

Weed-Wacker

(Homeless)

Cockhome Syndrome

Richmond H3
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(LVHHH)

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Clean Clam

DC Road Whores
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Rear end loaders girl

(Nomads)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...