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DC Red Dress 2023

10/06 12:00 PM to 10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $145*


Princess Jizzmine, Scuba Deuce, 8aPuss

Cum join us for the annual DC Red Dress Run: Columbus/Indigenous People’s Weekend, 6-8 October.

Grab your finest red dress, fanciest vessel, and get ready to hash around the National Mall with us! This year's charity will once again be Planned Parenthood so come help us raise money and bring awareness to a great program.

We’ll also have our traditional DCFM BLT (Boxers, Lingerie, or Toga) trail on Friday (runner and walker options), and a Fat Boy/ Hangover trail on Sunday for an entire weekend of hashing fun!

This year we’re using the Pentagon Hotel as hash central and have negotiated a favorable group rate of $120+ tax per night. If you long for the shenanigans and setup from the old Cap Skyline in the pre-covid days: you’re in luck! We’ve got exclusive floors, hot breakfast buffets, booze, and music. Oh, and beer. Plenty of beer.

Speaking of beer! We have Donna’s Drinkers: The Rhinehart Red Garter Society for People Who Want to Drink Good Booze and Do Good Stuff For Charities, too! What is this??? It’s an upgrade on your booze package! For $50, you’re getting fancier beer, some liquor, and more! ( https://hashrego.com/events/donnas-drinkers-2023 )

Rego. Then, tell your friends! We’re running DC Red!

(EWH3 will have a trail Thursday and WH4 will have a trail Sunday afternoon for an extra charge, for those wanting to make a whole vacation of it.)

*Rego includes both BLT & Red Dress events

Location Details

Start Location TBA

Hotel Pentagon

Make a Reservation

Room blocks are under DC Red Dress Run, call the hotel directly to book


Schedule of Events

12:00-4:00 Early Sign In
4:00-6:00 Sign in
7:00 Trail
8:00 DCFM BLT @ Freddy's Beach Bar & Restaurant
11:30 Shooting Star Trail (at the hotel)

8:00-10:00 Breakfast
10:00-12:00 Hab Bazaar
12:00-1:30 Lunch
1:30 Circle
1:45 First bus leaves for trail
6:00-8:00 Dinner
10:00 Food Trucks

10:00 Fat Boy Trail
11:00 Brunch
12:00 GTFO

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