You(or your Webmeister) can use this code to embed a dynamic event details panel on your Kennel's
website. See the 'Specific Event' demo panel on the Example H3 Demo Site to see what it looks like.
Options: You can specify what the panel holds and how it looks. The
type argument can be set to detail or cumming, and the
style argument can be set to small, medium, or large.
We had the Roaring 20s last night, so you know what comes next: the 2026 AI bubble. That's less of a theme and more of a drunken identity crisis.
Pour choices include Craft & Domestic Beer, Premium Wine, Seltzers & Soda
A few trail notes before we unleash you on the streets of DC:
Start time is 7:00 PM Meet at 801 K St NW, Washington, DC 20001. Shiggy Level: 1. If you get injured today, it’s because of your decisions, not the trail. The trail is stroller-friendly and dog-friendly… …but neither strollers nor dogs are allowed. We simply wanted you to know they could do it better than some of you. If you get lost on a Level 1 trail, congratulations. You’ve officially been outsmarted by sidewalk chalk.
The false trails are intentional. The complaints are expected. And the hares have already stopped listening.
So lace up, grab your cup, adjust your stock investments, check that your lingerie is still legal in the District(vanilla tops, bottoms, pillow queens, and shoes), and prepare yourselves for an evening of questionable navigation, questionable beverages, and unquestionably poor decisions.
Give it up for your hares, Cocko bel Grande and Dyke Tyson…
…because after tonight, they probably won’t volunteer to hare again.
ON-ON!
Roaring 20s
Cost: $55
Hare(s):
Dyke Tyson, Cockó Bel Grãnde
Shiggy:
Cost: $55
Hare(s):
Dyke Tyson, Cockó Bel Grãnde
Shiggy:
ON-ON, you magnificent degenerates!
Welcome to the DC Red Dress!
We had the Roaring 20s last night, so you know what comes next: the 2026 AI bubble. That's less of a theme and more of a drunken identity crisis.
Pour choices include Craft & Domestic Beer, Premium Wine, Seltzers & Soda
A few trail notes before we unleash you on the streets of DC:
Start time is 7:00 PM Meet at 801 K St NW, Washington, DC 20001. Shiggy Level: 1. If you get injured today, it’s because of your decisions, not the trail. The trail is stroller-friendly and dog-friendly… …but neither strollers nor dogs are allowed. We simply wanted you to know they could do it better than some of you. If you get lost on a Level 1 trail, congratulations. You’ve officially been outsmarted by sidewalk chalk.
The false trails are intentional. The complaints are expected. And the hares have already stopped listening.
So lace up, grab your cup, adjust your stock investments, check that your lingerie is still legal in the District(vanilla tops, bottoms, pillow queens, and shoes), and prepare yourselves for an evening of questionable navigation, questionable beverages, and unquestionably poor decisions.
Give it up for your hares, Cocko bel Grande and Dyke Tyson…
…because after tonight, they probably won’t volunteer to hare again.
