Cost: $199*
*We are highly discouraging paying on arrival, but if you must the cost is $225*
Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
Signup on hashrego.com and send $199.00 to one of the payments below:
PayPal: Ben Dover are My Panties Shown’ (Benjamin Casey) Dallash3dfw@gmail.com
Venmo: Bacon Drippn’s (Aileen Kaufman) @Aileen-Kaufman
last 4 for phone # (4749)
Registration ends 4/1/2026 (no gimmies if you rego after March 25, 2026)
Request FB invite to TXIH 2026 Paid Regos Group for daily updates:
When signing up on Hashrego, the details at the bottom will say "Online payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival." Please disregard this message!
YOU MUST PAY PAYPAL OR VENMO
Get ready for a truly unforgettable Dallas H3 Hash Weekend as we bring you Texas Interhash 2026, hosted at the one-of-a-kind Llama Land Ranch in Tool, Texas. This “End of the World” themed campout will host up to 300 hashers for a weekend of trails, parties, and llama love — where chaos meets camaraderie and where the end is just the beginning!
Pack your apocalyptic best — costumes, props, and anything that says, “The Hash will survive!” Expect chaos, creativity, and maybe a few end-time surprises throughout the weekend.
Camping Details
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Amble camping spots, bring all your camping gear, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who puss out early. Please be respectful
There is a pond on site. Don’t be stupid, swim at your own risk
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Food and Beer:
Friday Dinner - Hamburgers with all the fixn's (Bean burger veggie option)
Saturday Brunch - Breakfast Tacos
Saturday Dinner - Fish Fry (Veggie tacos option for veg-tards)
Midnight Snacks - Dick the Boy Wonder!
Sunday Brunch - Tool Texas Donuts
4 Taps going at all times:
Miller Lite, IPA, Selter and Cider alternating, Rotator tap of some great shit
Trails:
Ball Buser - Hares are BDB and Fruity Pebbles
Shiggy - Hares are 4-Play and Mr. T Hare
In park - Inbred
Zippy - Nice Spread
Important Info
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
Small print notation: Full refunds only up until March 6. We hope you don't have to cancel but if you do, we don't want to be dicks, but after March 6 we will more than likely already spent your money.
including:
WeedEatHer
(MGH4)
Inbred
(DUHHH)
Veal Squealer
(DFWH3)
Bam
(Moooouston)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Casting Cooch
(DUHHH)
Cum Chowder
(Hurricane)
Kiddiepoo
(Houston H3)
TWATWURST
(Bossier-Shrevepor...)
Ask Me Something Personal
(BMH3)
Spandex Woody
(DFWH3)
Cum-Puss
(Brass Monkey H3)
Wanksgiving
(AH3)
KumOmIWannaLeiYa
(GalvestonH3)
Camels breath
(California larikins)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Ripped For Her Pleasure
(EPH3)
GUI Decimal System
(DCFMH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston H3)
Queer for the Ear
(Houston)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Ovulator
(DallasH3)
King
(TCH)
Faming Flaggett
(DallasH3)
Hot Chocolate
(NoH3-)
Just a Little Pee Pee
(Noh3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Pick a Hole
(Beaners Beaners B...)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Improper Cleanse
(Houston)
Cock Ness Monster
(Voodoo)
Just Mady
(MOOOOUSTON)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Just Carlos
(H4)
Ho Ho
(Dallas H3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Honkers
(Houston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Mooving On On Ove...)
Rotten Cherry
(KDH3-Corpus Christi )
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Short Cummingz
(BMH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(AH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AustinH3)
... He's Still Limping
(ChiH3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah_H3)
Fruity Pebbles
(DFWH3)
Vanilla Starfish
(Galveston H3)
Bitch Please
(BAH3)
TreeRex
(LVH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(Mosquito )
Four Bros
(Wandering Whore H3)
Vanilla Cumsquat
(DUHHH)
Terro-jism
(eATMe H3)
Bare Ass Burns
(MGH4)
Undercovers
(WakoH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Whip It Out
(MoA2H3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Rinse and repeat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Skyler
(DBH3)
Meat Stump
(FWH3)
The Sorting Rack
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Poophole Loophole
Resting Spa Face
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Santa On Crack
(KMH3)
Camel Droppings
(DUHHH)
Bitch Slap Paddle Whack
(Houston)
Tater Tits
(GQH3)
Mud in my crick
(Brass Monkey)
Nacheaux Ass
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just Adam
(DFWH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(KAWH3)
Blonde Dyke Bar
(DFWH3)
Just James
(Virgin H3)
Be A Pisser
(OKCW3H3)
KatchUp
(BMH3)
PIMP DOGGIE DAWG
(GalvestonH3)
Cole Klein
(eATMeH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQH3)
Evaporated MILF
(Border Jumpers H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Hog Straddler
(DFWH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
MouthfulOfMeat
(KAWH3)
Slum Bag
(Houston)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Clitter
(Houston)
Doggies, Dungeons, and Dicks (D3)
(HCH3)
Just Daisy
(MBH3)
The Little Thumb That Could
(GCH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Canadian FuXXXedo
(LVH3)
Motorboating Motormouth
(Huzzah_H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston)
Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Just Homer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fit clit
(H4)
Lick Stick
(Nomads)
I Kissed a Boy and I Liked it
(HCH3)
Whore Paint
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Twinkle Twat
(LVH3)
Just Alan
(DFWH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma HHH)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Octopussy
(Houston H3)
Free Pussy
(Galveston H3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Cuddles ‘n Cream
(Wandering Whore)
My Boy Friend Joe
(DFWH3)
Shiver me titters
(BJH3)
Little Miss Blow Chunks
(DFWH3)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(Dallas Fort-Worth)
Just Trai
(DFWH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Ariel
(Houston)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Geek
(TXIH Legends )
This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun (TiffTiff)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Just Kan Kan
(DFWH3)
Low Profile
(ScotchH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Exhibootynist
(Colorado Kimchi)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Tutu
(BeanersBeanersBea...)
Peenut Can, Pee All You Can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Par for the Intercourse
(DallasH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
F*ck F*ck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3)
How Big is Your Mouth!?!
(San Antonio Hash ...)
Just Kirsten
(Colorado Kimchi)
Meat Loaf
(H4)
Beaver Breath
(DFW-H3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Dustballs
(WakoH3)
Old faithful
(Mosquito hhh)
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