Cost: $199*
*We are highly discouraging paying on arrival, but if you must the cost is $225*
Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
Signup on hashrego.com and send $199.00 to one of the payments below:
PayPal: Ben Dover are My Panties Shown’ (Benjamin Casey) Dallash3dfw@gmail.com
Venmo: Bacon Drippn’s (Aileen Kaufman) @Aileen-Kaufman
last 4 for phone # (4749)
Registration ends 4/1/2026 (no gimmies if you rego after March 25, 2026)
Request FB invite to TXIH 2026 Paid Regos Group for daily updates:
When signing up on Hashrego, the details at the bottom will say "Online payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival." Please disregard this message!
YOU MUST PAY PAYPAL OR VENMO
Get ready for a truly unforgettable Dallas H3 Hash Weekend as we bring you Texas Interhash 2026, hosted at the one-of-a-kind Llama Land Ranch in Tool, Texas. This “End of the World” themed campout will host up to 300 hashers for a weekend of trails, parties, and llama love — where chaos meets camaraderie and where the end is just the beginning!
Pack your apocalyptic best — costumes, props, and anything that says, “The Hash will survive!” Expect chaos, creativity, and maybe a few end-time surprises throughout the weekend.
Camping Details
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Amble camping spots, bring all your camping gear, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who puss out early. Please be respectful
There is a pond on site. Don’t be stupid, swim at your own risk
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Food and Beer:
Friday Dinner - Hamburgers with all the fixn's (Bean burger veggie option)
Saturday Brunch - Breakfast Tacos
Saturday Dinner - Fish Fry (Veggie tacos option for veg-tards)
Midnight Snacks - Dick the Boy Wonder!
Sunday Brunch - Tool Texas Donuts
4 Taps going at all times:
Miller Lite, IPA, Selter and Cider alternating, Rotator tap of some great shit
Trails:
Ball Buser - Hares are BDB and Fruity Pebbles
Shiggy - Hares are 4-Play and Mr. T Hare
In park - Inbred
Zippy - Nice Spread
Important Info
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
Small print notation: Full refunds only up until March 6. We hope you don't have to cancel but if you do, we don't want to be dicks, but after March 6 we will more than likely already spent your money.
including:
Low Profile
(ScotchH3)
Camel Droppings
(DUHHH)
Inbred
(DUHHH)
Short Cummingz
(BMH3)
Whip It Out
(MoA2H3)
Improper Cleanse
(Houston)
Terro-jism
(eATMe H3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Mooving On On Ove...)
Honkers
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(AH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Doggies, Dungeons, and Dicks (D3)
(HCH3)
Geek
(TXIH Legends )
Bare Ass Burns
(MGH4)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah_H3)
TWATWURST
(Bossier-Shrevepor...)
Santa On Crack
(KMH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Nacheaux Ass
(Colorado Kimchi)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
F*ck F*ck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Kiddiepoo
(Houston H3)
Cum Chowder
(Hurricane)
Just Kan Kan
(DFWH3)
Just Ariel
(Houston)
Slum Bag
(Houston)
TreeRex
(LVH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just a Little Pee Pee
(Noh3)
... He's Still Limping
(ChiH3)
Shiver me titters
(BJH3)
Dustballs
(WakoH3)
Just Kirsten
(Colorado Kimchi)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Just Skyler
(DBH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Free Pussy
(Galveston H3)
Clitter
(Houston)
Twinkle Twat
(LVH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Evaporated MILF
(Border Jumpers H3)
WeedEatHer
(MGH4)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Exhibootynist
(Colorado Kimchi)
KatchUp
(BMH3)
Just Carlos
(H4)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Just Adam
(DFWH3)
Just Mady
(MOOOOUSTON)
Wanksgiving
(AH3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Rotten Cherry
(KDH3-Corpus Christi )
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Undercovers
(WakoH3)
Camels breath
(California larikins)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
How Big is Your Mouth!?!
(San Antonio Hash ...)
Cock Ness Monster
(Voodoo)
Cameltoe Hooker
(Dallas Fort-Worth)
PIMP DOGGIE DAWG
(GalvestonH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Bitch Slap Paddle Whack
(Houston)
Tutu
(BeanersBeanersBea...)
Platterpuss
(Houston)
Just Alan
(DFWH3)
Just James
(Virgin H3)
Old faithful
(Mosquito hhh)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Peenut Can, Pee All You Can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
Hog Straddler
(DFWH3)
KumOmIWannaLeiYa
(GalvestonH3)
Just Homer
(MOOOOUSTON)
My Boy Friend Joe
(DFWH3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Lick Stick
(Nomads)
Motorboating Motormouth
(Huzzah_H3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma HHH)
Blonde Dyke Bar
(DFWH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston H3)
Little Miss Blow Chunks
(DFWH3)
Cum-Puss
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Trai
(DFWH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AustinH3)
The Sorting Rack
Ripped For Her Pleasure
(EPH3)
Octopussy
(Houston H3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Meat Stump
(FWH3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah_H3)
Whore Paint
(GQ Quarterly H3)
GUI Decimal System
(DCFMH3)
Veal Squealer
(DFWH3)
Queer for the Ear
(Houston)
Be A Pisser
(OKCW3H3)
The Little Thumb That Could
(GCH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(Mosquito )
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
(GQH3)
Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Hot Chocolate
(NoH3-)
Vanilla Starfish
(Galveston H3)
Just Daisy
(MBH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(KAWH3)
This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun (TiffTiff)
Canadian FuXXXedo
(LVH3)
Cole Klein
(eATMeH3)
Meat Loaf
(H4)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Resting Spa Face
(Knuckledraggers H3)
I Kissed a Boy and I Liked it
(HCH3)
Bam
(Moooouston)
Spandex Woody
(DFWH3)
Poophole Loophole
Four Bros
(Wandering Whore H3)
Fruity Pebbles
(DFWH3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Beaver Breath
(DFW-H3)
Fit clit
(H4)
King
(TCH)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Vanilla Cumsquat
(DUHHH)
Ho Ho
(Dallas H3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(KAWH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(BMH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Par for the Intercourse
(DallasH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Rinse and repeat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Bitch Please
(BAH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Ovulator
(DallasH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
Casting Cooch
(DUHHH)
Pick a Hole
(Beaners Beaners B...)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Mud in my crick
(Brass Monkey)
Faming Flaggett
(DallasH3)
Cuddles ‘n Cream
(Wandering Whore)
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