Cost: $199*
*We are highly discouraging paying on arrival, but if you must the cost is $225*
Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
Signup on hashrego.com and send $199.00 to one of the payments below:
PayPal: Ben Dover are My Panties Shown’ (Benjamin Casey) Dallash3dfw@gmail.com
Venmo: Bacon Drippn’s (Aileen Kaufman) @Aileen-Kaufman
last 4 for phone # (4749)
Registration ends 4/1/2026 (no gimmies if you rego after March 25, 2026)
Request FB invite to TXIH 2026 Paid Regos Group for daily updates:
When signing up on Hashrego, the details at the bottom will say "Online payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival." Please disregard this message!
YOU MUST PAY PAYPAL OR VENMO
Get ready for a truly unforgettable Dallas H3 Hash Weekend as we bring you Texas Interhash 2026, hosted at the one-of-a-kind Llama Land Ranch in Tool, Texas. This “End of the World” themed campout will host up to 300 hashers for a weekend of trails, parties, and llama love — where chaos meets camaraderie and where the end is just the beginning!
Pack your apocalyptic best — costumes, props, and anything that says, “The Hash will survive!” Expect chaos, creativity, and maybe a few end-time surprises throughout the weekend.
Camping Details
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Amble camping spots, bring all your camping gear, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who puss out early. Please be respectful
There is a pond on site. Don’t be stupid, swim at your own risk
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Food and Beer:
Friday Dinner - Hamburgers with all the fixn's (Bean burger veggie option)
Saturday Brunch - Breakfast Tacos
Saturday Dinner - Fish Fry (Veggie tacos option for veg-tards)
Midnight Snacks - Dick the Boy Wonder!
Sunday Brunch - Tool Texas Donuts
4 Taps going at all times:
Miller Lite, IPA, Selter and Cider alternating, Rotator tap of some great shit
Trails:
Ball Buser - Hares are BDB and Fruity Pebbles
Shiggy - Hares are 4-Play and Mr. T Hare
In park - Inbred
Zippy - Nice Spread
Important Info
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
Small print notation: Full refunds only up until March 6. We hope you don't have to cancel but if you do, we don't want to be dicks, but after March 6 we will more than likely already spent your money.
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McPisser
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Evaporated MILF
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Fit clit
(H4)
Terro-jism
(eATMe H3)
PIMP DOGGIE DAWG
(GalvestonH3)
The Little Thumb That Could
(GCH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas H3)
Hog Straddler
(DFWH3)
Mud in my crick
(Brass Monkey)
Lick Stick
(Nomads)
Geek
(TXIH Legends )
Pick a Hole
(Beaners Beaners B...)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Inbred
(DUHHH)
Veal Squealer
(DFWH3)
snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Vanilla Starfish
(Galveston H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Free Pussy
(Galveston H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Just Daisy
(MBH3)
Ripped For Her Pleasure
(EPH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(Dallas Fort-Worth)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(KAWH3)
Octopussy
(Houston H3)
This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun (TiffTiff)
Undercovers
(WakoH3)
Just Trai
(DFWH3)
Santa On Crack
(KMH3)
Exhibootynist
(Colorado Kimchi)
Peenut Can, Pee All You Can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
King
(TCH)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Beaver Breath
(DFW-H3)
Doggies, Dungeons, and Dicks (D3)
(HCH3)
Canadian FuXXXedo
(LVH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
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Bare Ass Burns
(MGH4)
WeedEatHer
(MGH4)
KatchUp
(BMH3)
Old faithful
(Mosquito hhh)
Platterpuss
(Houston)
Cole Klein
(eATMeH3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
F*ck F*ck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cum-Puss
(Brass Monkey H3)
Be A Pisser
(OKCW3H3)
Camel Droppings
(DUHHH)
Twinkle Twat
(LVH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Just Skyler
(DBH3)
Rotten Cherry
(KDH3-Corpus Christi )
Meat Stump
(FWH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(Mosquito )
Poophole Loophole
Just Adam
(DFWH3)
Shiver me titters
(BJH3)
Whore Paint
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Honkers
(Houston)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
... He's Still Limping
(ChiH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Short Cummingz
(BMH3)
Par for the Intercourse
(DallasH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma HHH)
Bitch Slap Paddle Whack
(Houston)
KumOmIWannaLeiYa
(GalvestonH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Camels breath
(California larikins)
TreeRex
(LVH3)
Nacheaux Ass
(Colorado Kimchi)
Blonde Dyke Bar
(DFWH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Ovulator
(DallasH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah_H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Casting Cooch
(DUHHH)
Vanilla Cumsquat
(DUHHH)
Resting Spa Face
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQH3)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Bam
(Moooouston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Mooving On On Ove...)
MouthfulOfMeat
(KAWH3)
Spandex Woody
(DFWH3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah_H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Tater Tits
(GQH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Tutu
(BeanersBeanersBea...)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Little Miss Blow Chunks
(DFWH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Just Mady
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ask Me Something Personal
(BMH3)
Just Kirsten
(Colorado Kimchi)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Just Homer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Faming Flaggett
(DallasH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Hot Chocolate
(NoH3-)
Just Alan
(DFWH3)
TWATWURST
(Bossier-Shrevepor...)
Cock Ness Monster
(Voodoo)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Motorboating Motormouth
(Huzzah_H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Kiddiepoo
(Houston H3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Clitter
(Houston)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AustinH3)
Cum Chowder
(Hurricane)
Fruity Pebbles
(DFWH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston H3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Meat Loaf
(H4)
Whip It Out
(MoA2H3)
Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Low Profile
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Four Bros
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cuddles ‘n Cream
(Wandering Whore)
I Kissed a Boy and I Liked it
(HCH3)
Improper Cleanse
(Houston)
Slum Bag
(Houston)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Just Ariel
(Houston)
GUI Decimal System
(DCFMH3)
Rinse and repeat
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Dustballs
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Just Kan Kan
(DFWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
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Wanksgiving
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Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(AH3)
Just James
(Virgin H3)
Just a Little Pee Pee
(Noh3)
Bitch Please
(BAH3)
Just Carlos
(H4)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Queer for the Ear
(Houston)
How Big is Your Mouth!?!
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Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
The Sorting Rack
My Boy Friend Joe
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