Cost: $199*
*We are highly discouraging paying on arrival, but if you must the cost is $225*
Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
Signup on hashrego.com and send $199.00 to one of the payments below:
PayPal: Ben Dover are My Panties Shown’ (Benjamin Casey) Dallash3dfw@gmail.com
Venmo: Bacon Drippn’s (Aileen Kaufman) @Aileen-Kaufman
last 4 for phone # (4749)
Registration ends 4/1/2026 (no gimmies if you rego after March 25, 2026)
Request FB invite to TXIH 2026 Paid Regos Group for daily updates:
When signing up on Hashrego, the details at the bottom will say "Online payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival." Please disregard this message!
YOU MUST PAY PAYPAL OR VENMO
Get ready for a truly unforgettable Dallas H3 Hash Weekend as we bring you Texas Interhash 2026, hosted at the one-of-a-kind Llama Land Ranch in Tool, Texas. This “End of the World” themed campout will host up to 300 hashers for a weekend of trails, parties, and llama love — where chaos meets camaraderie and where the end is just the beginning!
Pack your apocalyptic best — costumes, props, and anything that says, “The Hash will survive!” Expect chaos, creativity, and maybe a few end-time surprises throughout the weekend.
Camping Details
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Amble camping spots, bring all your camping gear, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who puss out early. Please be respectful
There is a pond on site. Don’t be stupid, swim at your own risk
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Food and Beer:
Friday Dinner - Hamburgers with all the fixn's (Bean burger veggie option)
Saturday Brunch - Breakfast Tacos
Saturday Dinner - Fish Fry (Veggie tacos option for veg-tards)
Midnight Snacks - Dick the Boy Wonder!
Sunday Brunch - Tool Texas Donuts
4 Taps going at all times:
Miller Lite, IPA, Selter and Cider alternating, Rotator tap of some great shit
Trails:
Ball Buser - Hares are BDB and Fruity Pebbles
Shiggy - Hares are 4-Play and Mr. T Hare
In park - Inbred
Zippy - Nice Spread
Important Info
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
Small print notation: Full refunds only up until March 6. We hope you don't have to cancel but if you do, we don't want to be dicks, but after March 6 we will more than likely already spent your money.
including:
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Camels breath
(California larikins)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
How Big is Your Mouth!?!
(San Antonio Hash ...)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma HHH)
Platterpuss
(Houston)
Cum-Puss
(Brass Monkey H3)
Slum Bag
(Houston)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
WeedEatHer
(MGH4)
Be A Pisser
(OKCW3H3)
... He's Still Limping
(ChiH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Old faithful
(Mosquito hhh)
Beaver Breath
(DFW-H3)
The Sorting Rack
Tater Tits
(GQH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Just Kirsten
(Colorado Kimchi)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Low Profile
(ScotchH3)
Par for the Intercourse
(DallasH3)
Just Homer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Queer for the Ear
(Houston)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Four Bros
(Wandering Whore H3)
Meat Stump
(FWH3)
Rinse and repeat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Adam
(DFWH3)
Just Kan Kan
(DFWH3)
PIMP DOGGIE DAWG
(GalvestonH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Terro-jism
(eATMe H3)
KumOmIWannaLeiYa
(GalvestonH3)
Twinkle Twat
(LVH3)
Rotten Cherry
(KDH3-Corpus Christi )
Bitch Slap Paddle Whack
(Houston)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Blonde Dyke Bar
(DFWH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(KAWH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Tutu
(BeanersBeanersBea...)
Just Carlos
(H4)
Spandex Woody
(DFWH3)
Just James
(Virgin H3)
Exhibootynist
(Colorado Kimchi)
Clitter
(Houston)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
My Boy Friend Joe
(DFWH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(Voodoo)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Wanksgiving
(AH3)
Improper Cleanse
(Houston)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Pick a Hole
(Beaners Beaners B...)
I Kissed a Boy and I Liked it
(HCH3)
Fruity Pebbles
(DFWH3)
GUI Decimal System
(DCFMH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Short Cummingz
(BMH3)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Cole Klein
(eATMeH3)
KatchUp
(BMH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(KAWH3)
Free Pussy
(Galveston H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just a Little Pee Pee
(Noh3)
F*ck F*ck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3)
Whip It Out
(MoA2H3)
Just Ariel
(Houston)
Canadian FuXXXedo
(LVH3)
Meat Loaf
(H4)
Lick Stick
(Nomads)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Geek
(TXIH Legends )
Betty Crotch Popper
(Mosquito )
snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(Dallas Fort-Worth)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Veal Squealer
(DFWH3)
Evaporated MILF
(Border Jumpers H3)
TreeRex
(LVH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah_H3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas H3)
Just Mady
(MOOOOUSTON)
She Mussel Bitch
(AustinH3)
Honkers
(Houston)
Poophole Loophole
Little Miss Blow Chunks
(DFWH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Cuddles ‘n Cream
(Wandering Whore)
This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun (TiffTiff)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Cum Chowder
(Hurricane)
Undercovers
(WakoH3)
Ripped For Her Pleasure
(EPH3)
Dustballs
(WakoH3)
Hot Chocolate
(NoH3-)
Just Alan
(DFWH3)
Just Skyler
(DBH3)
Camel Droppings
(DUHHH)
Just Trai
(DFWH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(BMH3)
Ovulator
(DallasH3)
Shiver me titters
(BJH3)
Hog Straddler
(DFWH3)
Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Doggies, Dungeons, and Dicks (D3)
(HCH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Kiddiepoo
(Houston H3)
The Little Thumb That Could
(GCH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DallasH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Mooving On On Ove...)
Motorboating Motormouth
(Huzzah_H3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah_H3)
Vanilla Cumsquat
(DUHHH)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(AH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
TWATWURST
(Bossier-Shrevepor...)
Santa On Crack
(KMH3)
Bitch Please
(BAH3)
Nacheaux Ass
(Colorado Kimchi)
King
(TCH)
Fit clit
(H4)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Inbred
(DUHHH)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Peenut Can, Pee All You Can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Vanilla Starfish
(Galveston H3)
Mud in my crick
(Brass Monkey)
Octopussy
(Houston H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Casting Cooch
(DUHHH)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Whore Paint
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Just Daisy
(MBH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Bare Ass Burns
(MGH4)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Resting Spa Face
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Bam
(Moooouston)
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