Organizers:
DallasH3 Texas Interhash “End of the World” 2026
04/03 01:00 PM to 04/05 02:10 PM
A DallasH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $199*
Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
Signup on hashrego.com and send $179.00 to one of the payments below:
PayPal: Ben Dover are My Panties Shown’ (Benjamin Casey) Dallash3dfw@gmail.com
Venmo: Bacon Drippn’s (Aileen Kaufman) @Aileen-Kaufman
last 4 for phone # (4749)
Price increase to $199.00 on 2/1/2026
When signing up on Hashrego, the details at the bottom will say "Online payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival." Please disregard this message!
YOU MUST PAY PAYPAL OR VENMO
Get ready for a truly unforgettable Dallas H3 Hash Weekend as we bring you Texas Interhash 2026, hosted at the one-of-a-kind Llama Land Ranch in Tool, Texas. This “End of the World” themed campout will host up to 300 hashers for a weekend of trails, parties, and llama love — where chaos meets camaraderie and where the end is just the beginning!
Pack your apocalyptic best — costumes, props, and anything that says “The Hash will survive!” Expect chaos, creativity, and maybe a few end-time surprises throughout the weekend.
Camping Details
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Amble camping spots, bring all your camping gear, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who puss out early. Please be respectful
There is a pond on site. Don’t be stupid, swim at your own risk
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Schedule of Events
Coming soon - We are getting our shit together - Promise
Friday Dinner
Saturday Brunch
Saturday Dinner
Midnight Snacks
Sunday Brunch
Important Info
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
About Llama Land Ranch
Llama Land Ranch offers a truly unique camping experience where friendly llamas roam freely among guests. Alongside llamas, you may encounter cats, dogs, wild boars, and other wildlife on this family-owned property, established in 1987. The land features:
A live creek running along the property line (approx. 50 ft. deep).
Mowed pastures and beautiful open spaces for camping.
Some rough and untamed terrain — bring machetes and a compass if you plan to explore!
A secluded, peaceful location that’s still just a short drive from local conveniences.
Whether you’re there for the trails, the theme, or the llamas, you’ll find this land full of surprises, stories, and Texas spirit.
Safety & Conduct
This is a self-responsibility event. This goes without saying, or it should, but here goes: Bad behavior, fighting, weapons, or illegal drugs will not be tolerated.
Anyone violating these rules will be removed from the event without refund.
Minor first aid will be available, but serious emergencies will require calling 911 at your expense. See no fucking fire jumping above.
TXIH2026 and Llama Land Ranch are not responsible for injuries, vehicle damage, or recovery costs incurred during the event.
If you do bring illegal drugs, keep them to yourself. See be respectful above.
See you at the End of the World!
Small print notation: Full refunds only up until March 6. We hope you don't have to cancel but if you do, we don't want to be dicks, but after March 6 we will more than likely already spent your money.
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