Cost: $199*
*We are highly discouraging paying on arrival, but if you must the cost is $225*
Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
Signup on hashrego.com and send $199.00 to one of the payments below:
PayPal: Ben Dover are My Panties Shown’ (Benjamin Casey) Dallash3dfw@gmail.com
Venmo: Bacon Drippn’s (Aileen Kaufman) @Aileen-Kaufman
last 4 for phone # (4749)
Registration ends 4/1/2026 (no gimmies if you rego after March 25, 2026)
Request FB invite to TXIH 2026 Paid Regos Group for daily updates:
When signing up on Hashrego, the details at the bottom will say "Online payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival." Please disregard this message!
YOU MUST PAY PAYPAL OR VENMO
Get ready for a truly unforgettable Dallas H3 Hash Weekend as we bring you Texas Interhash 2026, hosted at the one-of-a-kind Llama Land Ranch in Tool, Texas. This “End of the World” themed campout will host up to 300 hashers for a weekend of trails, parties, and llama love — where chaos meets camaraderie and where the end is just the beginning!
Pack your apocalyptic best — costumes, props, and anything that says, “The Hash will survive!” Expect chaos, creativity, and maybe a few end-time surprises throughout the weekend.
Camping Details
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Amble camping spots, bring all your camping gear, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who puss out early. Please be respectful
There is a pond on site. Don’t be stupid, swim at your own risk
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Food and Beer:
Friday Dinner - Hamburgers with all the fixn's (Bean burger veggie option)
Saturday Brunch - Breakfast Tacos
Saturday Dinner - Fish Fry (Veggie tacos option for veg-tards)
Midnight Snacks - Dick the Boy Wonder!
Sunday Brunch - Tool Texas Donuts
4 Taps going at all times:
Miller Lite, IPA, Selter and Cider alternating, Rotator tap of some great shit
Trails:
Ball Buser - Hares are BDB and Fruity Pebbles
Shiggy - Hares are 4-Play and Mr. T Hare
In park - Inbred
Zippy - Nice Spread
Important Info
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
Small print notation: Full refunds only up until March 6. We hope you don't have to cancel but if you do, we don't want to be dicks, but after March 6 we will more than likely already spent your money.
including:
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Just Adam
(DFWH3)
Just Homer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Four Bros
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cum-Puss
(Brass Monkey H3)
Hog Straddler
(DFWH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Free Pussy
(Galveston H3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Mooving On On Ove...)
Beaver Breath
(DFW-H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Blonde Dyke Bar
(DFWH3)
... He's Still Limping
(ChiH3)
Rotten Cherry
(KDH3-Corpus Christi )
Vanilla Starfish
(Galveston H3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Kiddiepoo
(Houston H3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AustinH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Resting Spa Face
(Knuckledraggers H3)
I Kissed a Boy and I Liked it
(HCH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(Dallas Fort-Worth)
Inbred
(DUHHH)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
The Little Thumb That Could
(GCH3)
Whore Paint
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah_H3)
Vanilla Cumsquat
(DUHHH)
Camel Droppings
(DUHHH)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Just Mady
(MOOOOUSTON)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Undercovers
(WakoH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Pick a Hole
(Beaners Beaners B...)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
The Sorting Rack
Vienna Sausage Party
(KAWH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Camels breath
(California larikins)
Slum Bag
(Houston)
Shiver me titters
(BJH3)
Octopussy
(Houston H3)
Just Carlos
(H4)
Cole Klein
(eATMeH3)
Meat Stump
(FWH3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
KumOmIWannaLeiYa
(GalvestonH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma HHH)
Nacheaux Ass
(Colorado Kimchi)
Rinse and repeat
(MOOOOUSTON)
TreeRex
(LVH3)
Whip It Out
(MoA2H3)
My Boy Friend Joe
(DFWH3)
Geek
(TXIH Legends )
Just Daisy
(MBH3)
Peenut Can, Pee All You Can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Wanksgiving
(AH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(BMH3)
This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun (TiffTiff)
Short Cummingz
(BMH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Cuddles ‘n Cream
(Wandering Whore)
KatchUp
(BMH3)
Dustballs
(WakoH3)
Just Kirsten
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just James
(Virgin H3)
WeedEatHer
(MGH4)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Veal Squealer
(DFWH3)
Just a Little Pee Pee
(Noh3)
Lick Stick
(Nomads)
Bam
(Moooouston)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Twinkle Twat
(LVH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Cock Ness Monster
(Voodoo)
Canadian FuXXXedo
(LVH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(KAWH3)
Tutu
(BeanersBeanersBea...)
Cum Chowder
(Hurricane)
Meat Loaf
(H4)
Mud in my crick
(Brass Monkey)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Low Profile
(ScotchH3)
Hot Chocolate
(NoH3-)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Little Miss Blow Chunks
(DFWH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Ripped For Her Pleasure
(EPH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(AH3)
snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Ovulator
(DallasH3)
Motorboating Motormouth
(Huzzah_H3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Doggies, Dungeons, and Dicks (D3)
(HCH3)
Just Kan Kan
(DFWH3)
Just Alan
(DFWH3)
Improper Cleanse
(Houston)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Tater Tits
(GQH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Bitch Please
(BAH3)
Casting Cooch
(DUHHH)
King
(TCH)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
Par for the Intercourse
(DallasH3)
GUI Decimal System
(DCFMH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(Mosquito )
Platterpuss
(Houston)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah_H3)
TWATWURST
(Bossier-Shrevepor...)
Honkers
(Houston)
Just Trai
(DFWH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas H3)
McPisser
(Houston)
How Big is Your Mouth!?!
(San Antonio Hash ...)
Just Ariel
(Houston)
Be A Pisser
(OKCW3H3)
Just Skyler
(DBH3)
Terro-jism
(eATMe H3)
Queer for the Ear
(Houston)
Bare Ass Burns
(MGH4)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Bitch Slap Paddle Whack
(Houston)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DallasH3)
Clitter
(Houston)
Poophole Loophole
Santa On Crack
(KMH3)
F*ck F*ck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Old faithful
(Mosquito hhh)
Spandex Woody
(DFWH3)
Evaporated MILF
(Border Jumpers H3)
Fruity Pebbles
(DFWH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Exhibootynist
(Colorado Kimchi)
PIMP DOGGIE DAWG
(GalvestonH3)
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