Cost: $199*
*We are highly discouraging paying on arrival, but if you must the cost is $225*
Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
Signup on hashrego.com and send $199.00 to one of the payments below:
PayPal: Ben Dover are My Panties Shown’ (Benjamin Casey) Dallash3dfw@gmail.com
Venmo: Bacon Drippn’s (Aileen Kaufman) @Aileen-Kaufman
last 4 for phone # (4749)
Registration ends 4/1/2026 (no gimmies if you rego after March 25, 2026)
Request FB invite to TXIH 2026 Paid Regos Group for daily updates:
When signing up on Hashrego, the details at the bottom will say "Online payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival." Please disregard this message!
YOU MUST PAY PAYPAL OR VENMO
Get ready for a truly unforgettable Dallas H3 Hash Weekend as we bring you Texas Interhash 2026, hosted at the one-of-a-kind Llama Land Ranch in Tool, Texas. This “End of the World” themed campout will host up to 300 hashers for a weekend of trails, parties, and llama love — where chaos meets camaraderie and where the end is just the beginning!
Pack your apocalyptic best — costumes, props, and anything that says, “The Hash will survive!” Expect chaos, creativity, and maybe a few end-time surprises throughout the weekend.
Camping Details
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Amble camping spots, bring all your camping gear, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who puss out early. Please be respectful
There is a pond on site. Don’t be stupid, swim at your own risk
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Food and Beer:
Friday Dinner - Hamburgers with all the fixn's (Bean burger veggie option)
Saturday Brunch - Breakfast Tacos
Saturday Dinner - Fish Fry (Veggie tacos option for veg-tards)
Midnight Snacks - Dick the Boy Wonder!
Sunday Brunch - Tool Texas Donuts
4 Taps going at all times:
Miller Lite, IPA, Selter and Cider alternating, Rotator tap of some great shit
Trails:
Ball Buser - Hares are BDB and Fruity Pebbles
Shiggy - Hares are 4-Play and Mr. T Hare
In park - Inbred
Zippy - Nice Spread
Important Info
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
Small print notation: Full refunds only up until March 6. We hope you don't have to cancel but if you do, we don't want to be dicks, but after March 6 we will more than likely already spent your money.
including:
KatchUp
(BMH3)
Cuddles ‘n Cream
(Wandering Whore)
Short Cummingz
(BMH3)
Veal Squealer
(DFWH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Just Kan Kan
(DFWH3)
Hot Chocolate
(NoH3-)
Just Homer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Spandex Woody
(DFWH3)
Bam
(Moooouston)
Just James
(Virgin H3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston H3)
Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Doggies, Dungeons, and Dicks (D3)
(HCH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Tutu
(BeanersBeanersBea...)
Mud in my crick
(Brass Monkey)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Hog Straddler
(DFWH3)
snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Geek
(TXIH Legends )
Motorboating Motormouth
(Huzzah_H3)
Santa On Crack
(KMH3)
Poophole Loophole
Ho Ho
(Dallas H3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(BMH3)
Bitch Slap Paddle Whack
(Houston)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Pick a Hole
(Beaners Beaners B...)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston)
Just Mady
(MOOOOUSTON)
Octopussy
(Houston H3)
McPisser
(Houston)
MouthfulOfMeat
(KAWH3)
Undercovers
(WakoH3)
Clitter
(Houston)
TWATWURST
(Bossier-Shrevepor...)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Vanilla Cumsquat
(DUHHH)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Faming Flaggett
(DallasH3)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(AH3)
Just a Little Pee Pee
(Noh3)
Free Pussy
(Galveston H3)
Bitch Please
(BAH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Evaporated MILF
(Border Jumpers H3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQH3)
Cum-Puss
(Brass Monkey H3)
Be A Pisser
(OKCW3H3)
WeedEatHer
(MGH4)
Meat Loaf
(H4)
Slum Bag
(Houston)
Whip It Out
(MoA2H3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Honkers
(Houston)
Inbred
(DUHHH)
Camels breath
(California larikins)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Old faithful
(Mosquito hhh)
Dustballs
(WakoH3)
Rotten Cherry
(KDH3-Corpus Christi )
Just Skyler
(DBH3)
Shiver me titters
(BJH3)
Four Bros
(Wandering Whore H3)
Blonde Dyke Bar
(DFWH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Ariel
(Houston)
King
(TCH)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Beaver Breath
(DFW-H3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Resting Spa Face
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Bare Ass Burns
(MGH4)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Camel Droppings
(DUHHH)
... He's Still Limping
(ChiH3)
Par for the Intercourse
(DallasH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Kiddiepoo
(Houston H3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
KumOmIWannaLeiYa
(GalvestonH3)
Cole Klein
(eATMeH3)
Vanilla Starfish
(Galveston H3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(Dallas Fort-Worth)
The Sorting Rack
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma HHH)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Tater Tits
(GQH3)
Low Profile
(ScotchH3)
Just Adam
(DFWH3)
Just Carlos
(H4)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Canadian FuXXXedo
(LVH3)
Whore Paint
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Twinkle Twat
(LVH3)
Exhibootynist
(Colorado Kimchi)
Lick Stick
(Nomads)
Little Miss Blow Chunks
(DFWH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Betty Crotch Popper
(Mosquito )
Queer for the Ear
(Houston)
My Boy Friend Joe
(DFWH3)
How Big is Your Mouth!?!
(San Antonio Hash ...)
She Mussel Bitch
(AustinH3)
Rinse and repeat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fit clit
(H4)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah_H3)
Casting Cooch
(DUHHH)
Cock Ness Monster
(Voodoo)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(KAWH3)
This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun (TiffTiff)
Just Alan
(DFWH3)
Ripped For Her Pleasure
(EPH3)
Peenut Can, Pee All You Can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
F*ck F*ck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3)
Meat Stump
(FWH3)
Just Daisy
(MBH3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Just Trai
(DFWH3)
Cum Chowder
(Hurricane)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah_H3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
GUI Decimal System
(DCFMH3)
Wanksgiving
(AH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Just Kirsten
(Colorado Kimchi)
Fruity Pebbles
(DFWH3)
Improper Cleanse
(Houston)
I Kissed a Boy and I Liked it
(HCH3)
Nacheaux Ass
(Colorado Kimchi)
PIMP DOGGIE DAWG
(GalvestonH3)
TreeRex
(LVH3)
Ovulator
(DallasH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Mooving On On Ove...)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Terro-jism
(eATMe H3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
The Little Thumb That Could
(GCH3)
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