Cost: $199*
*We are highly discouraging paying on arrival, but if you must the cost is $225*
Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
Signup on hashrego.com and send $199.00 to one of the payments below:
PayPal: Ben Dover are My Panties Shown’ (Benjamin Casey) Dallash3dfw@gmail.com
Venmo: Bacon Drippn’s (Aileen Kaufman) @Aileen-Kaufman
last 4 for phone # (4749)
Registration ends 4/1/2026 (no gimmies if you rego after March 25, 2026)
Request FB invite to TXIH 2026 Paid Regos Group for daily updates:
When signing up on Hashrego, the details at the bottom will say "Online payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival." Please disregard this message!
YOU MUST PAY PAYPAL OR VENMO
Get ready for a truly unforgettable Dallas H3 Hash Weekend as we bring you Texas Interhash 2026, hosted at the one-of-a-kind Llama Land Ranch in Tool, Texas. This “End of the World” themed campout will host up to 300 hashers for a weekend of trails, parties, and llama love — where chaos meets camaraderie and where the end is just the beginning!
Pack your apocalyptic best — costumes, props, and anything that says, “The Hash will survive!” Expect chaos, creativity, and maybe a few end-time surprises throughout the weekend.
Camping Details
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Amble camping spots, bring all your camping gear, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who puss out early. Please be respectful
There is a pond on site. Don’t be stupid, swim at your own risk
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Food and Beer:
Friday Dinner - Hamburgers with all the fixn's (Bean burger veggie option)
Saturday Brunch - Breakfast Tacos
Saturday Dinner - Fish Fry (Veggie tacos option for veg-tards)
Midnight Snacks - Dick the Boy Wonder!
Sunday Brunch - Tool Texas Donuts
4 Taps going at all times:
Miller Lite, IPA, Selter and Cider alternating, Rotator tap of some great shit
Trails:
Ball Buser - Hares are BDB and Fruity Pebbles
Shiggy - Hares are 4-Play and Mr. T Hare
In park - Inbred
Zippy - Nice Spread
Important Info
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
Small print notation: Full refunds only up until March 6. We hope you don't have to cancel but if you do, we don't want to be dicks, but after March 6 we will more than likely already spent your money.
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Rotten Cherry
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Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Vanilla Starfish
(Galveston H3)
Ripped For Her Pleasure
(EPH3)
KumOmIWannaLeiYa
(GalvestonH3)
Shiver me titters
(BJH3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Cuddles ‘n Cream
(Wandering Whore)
Evaporated MILF
(Border Jumpers H3)
Motorboating Motormouth
(Huzzah_H3)
Terro-jism
(eATMe H3)
Blonde Dyke Bar
(DFWH3)
snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Ovulator
(DallasH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(KAWH3)
Twinkle Twat
(LVH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
Short Cummingz
(BMH3)
Clitter
(Houston)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(Dallas Fort-Worth)
Pick a Hole
(Beaners Beaners B...)
Casting Cooch
(DUHHH)
Canadian FuXXXedo
(LVH3)
Little Miss Blow Chunks
(DFWH3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Faming Flaggett
(DallasH3)
... He's Still Limping
(ChiH3)
Be A Pisser
(OKCW3H3)
My Boy Friend Joe
(DFWH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Nacheaux Ass
(Colorado Kimchi)
Hot Chocolate
(NoH3-)
Cock Ness Monster
(Voodoo)
Just Ariel
(Houston)
Dustballs
(WakoH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Just Carlos
(H4)
Improper Cleanse
(Houston)
Cum Chowder
(Hurricane)
Tater Tits
(GQH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Inbred
(DUHHH)
Vienna Sausage Party
(KAWH3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
How Big is Your Mouth!?!
(San Antonio Hash ...)
Bitch Please
(BAH3)
Betty Crotch Popper
(Mosquito )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Kiddiepoo
(Houston H3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Queer for the Ear
(Houston)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Poophole Loophole
Meat Loaf
(H4)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Tutu
(BeanersBeanersBea...)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just James
(Virgin H3)
TreeRex
(LVH3)
Mud in my crick
(Brass Monkey)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Just Alan
(DFWH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Low Profile
(ScotchH3)
Just Skyler
(DBH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Just Adam
(DFWH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston)
Camels breath
(California larikins)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
KatchUp
(BMH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(BMH3)
Camel Droppings
(DUHHH)
This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun (TiffTiff)
Just Trai
(DFWH3)
Exhibootynist
(Colorado Kimchi)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQH3)
Four Bros
(Wandering Whore H3)
TWATWURST
(Bossier-Shrevepor...)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston H3)
Whore Paint
(GQ Quarterly H3)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah_H3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Cole Klein
(eATMeH3)
Just Kirsten
(Colorado Kimchi)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma HHH)
The Sorting Rack
WeedEatHer
(MGH4)
Bam
(Moooouston)
PIMP DOGGIE DAWG
(GalvestonH3)
Whip It Out
(MoA2H3)
Beaver Breath
(DFW-H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Doggies, Dungeons, and Dicks (D3)
(HCH3)
Just Mady
(MOOOOUSTON)
She Mussel Bitch
(AustinH3)
Vanilla Cumsquat
(DUHHH)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Lick Stick
(Nomads)
Fit clit
(H4)
Veal Squealer
(DFWH3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas H3)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(AH3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Bare Ass Burns
(MGH4)
Santa On Crack
(KMH3)
Spandex Woody
(DFWH3)
F*ck F*ck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3)
Free Pussy
(Galveston H3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah_H3)
GUI Decimal System
(DCFMH3)
Just Daisy
(MBH3)
Just Kan Kan
(DFWH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Mooving On On Ove...)
Resting Spa Face
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Peenut Can, Pee All You Can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just Homer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Slum Bag
(Houston)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just a Little Pee Pee
(Noh3)
Rinse and repeat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Old faithful
(Mosquito hhh)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Honkers
(Houston)
Cum-Puss
(Brass Monkey H3)
Undercovers
(WakoH3)
King
(TCH)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Par for the Intercourse
(DallasH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Bitch Slap Paddle Whack
(Houston)
Meat Stump
(FWH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Octopussy
(Houston H3)
Wanksgiving
(AH3)
Hog Straddler
(DFWH3)
Geek
(TXIH Legends )
I Kissed a Boy and I Liked it
(HCH3)
The Little Thumb That Could
(GCH3)
Fruity Pebbles
(DFWH3)
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