Cost: $199*
*We are highly discouraging paying on arrival, but if you must the cost is $225*
Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
Signup on hashrego.com and send $199.00 to one of the payments below:
PayPal: Ben Dover are My Panties Shown’ (Benjamin Casey) Dallash3dfw@gmail.com
Venmo: Bacon Drippn’s (Aileen Kaufman) @Aileen-Kaufman
last 4 for phone # (4749)
Registration ends 4/1/2026 (no gimmies if you rego after March 25, 2026)
Request FB invite to TXIH 2026 Paid Regos Group for daily updates:
When signing up on Hashrego, the details at the bottom will say "Online payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival." Please disregard this message!
YOU MUST PAY PAYPAL OR VENMO
Get ready for a truly unforgettable Dallas H3 Hash Weekend as we bring you Texas Interhash 2026, hosted at the one-of-a-kind Llama Land Ranch in Tool, Texas. This “End of the World” themed campout will host up to 300 hashers for a weekend of trails, parties, and llama love — where chaos meets camaraderie and where the end is just the beginning!
Pack your apocalyptic best — costumes, props, and anything that says, “The Hash will survive!” Expect chaos, creativity, and maybe a few end-time surprises throughout the weekend.
Camping Details
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Amble camping spots, bring all your camping gear, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who puss out early. Please be respectful
There is a pond on site. Don’t be stupid, swim at your own risk
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Food and Beer:
Friday Dinner - Hamburgers with all the fixn's (Bean burger veggie option)
Saturday Brunch - Breakfast Tacos
Saturday Dinner - Fish Fry (Veggie tacos option for veg-tards)
Midnight Snacks - Dick the Boy Wonder!
Sunday Brunch - Tool Texas Donuts
4 Taps going at all times:
Miller Lite, IPA, Selter and Cider alternating, Rotator tap of some great shit
Trails:
Ball Buser - Hares are BDB and Fruity Pebbles
Shiggy - Hares are 4-Play and Mr. T Hare
In park - Inbred
Zippy - Nice Spread
Important Info
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
Small print notation: Full refunds only up until March 6. We hope you don't have to cancel but if you do, we don't want to be dicks, but after March 6 we will more than likely already spent your money.
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Hog Straddler
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Just Homer
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Terro-jism
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Par for the Intercourse
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Ovulator
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Fuck The Kitchen
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Camel Droppings
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Nun in the Stink
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... He's Still Limping
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Ripped For Her Pleasure
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Cum Chowder
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The Sorting Rack
King
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Meat Stump
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Tater Tits
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Tutu
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Platterpuss
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Aryan Sisterhood
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Peenut Can, Pee All You Can Pee!
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Inbred
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Outside Cat
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Wet Spot
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Rotten Cherry
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Fruity Pebbles
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Bam
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KatchUp
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Undercovers
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Vanilla Starfish
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Beaver Breath
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Just a Little Pee Pee
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Just Alan
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Blonde Dyke Bar
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Wanksgiving
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Just Carlos
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MouthfulOfMeat
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Meatless Wonder
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This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun (TiffTiff)
Jack-A-Roo
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Dustballs
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Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
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Ice Ice Crazie
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How Big is Your Mouth!?!
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Deadhead
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Exhibootynist
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Vienna Sausage Party
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Tits Baaaaad
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Just Christie
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Cuddles ‘n Cream
(Wandering Whore)
Old faithful
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Clitter
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snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
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Rinse and repeat
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Veal Squealer
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Spin Cycle
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CockTails! Woo-oo!
Pink Panty Poacher
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I’m So Rong
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TreeRex
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Free Pussy
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Puppy Batter
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Inappropriate
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Evaporated MILF
(Border Jumpers H3)
Short Cummingz
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Octopussy
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Bitch Slap Paddle Whack
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Ho Ho
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Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Son Of A Peach
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C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
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Ask Me Something Personal
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Cameltoe Hooker
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WeedEatHer
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Meat Loaf
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Geek
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Whore Paint
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Queer for the Ear
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Kiddiepoo
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Be A Pisser
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Honkers
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Rock Cock
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Lick Stick
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Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky
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Cum-Puss
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My Boy Friend Joe
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Hot Chocolate
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Just Another Bush
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McPisser
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She Mussel Bitch
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I Kissed a Boy and I Liked it
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Spelunk My Abyss
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Mighty Mouth
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Improper Cleanse
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Little Miss Blow Chunks
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Li'l Chicken Choker
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Puke
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Cougarrand
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