Cost: $199*
Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
Signup on hashrego.com and send $199.00 to one of the payments below:
PayPal: Ben Dover are My Panties Shown’ (Benjamin Casey) Dallash3dfw@gmail.com
Venmo: Bacon Drippn’s (Aileen Kaufman) @Aileen-Kaufman
last 4 for phone # (4749)
Registration ends 4/1/2026 (no gimmies if you rego after March 7, 2026)
Request FB invite to TXIH 2026 Paid Regos Group for daily updates:
When signing up on Hashrego, the details at the bottom will say "Online payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival." Please disregard this message!
YOU MUST PAY PAYPAL OR VENMO
Get ready for a truly unforgettable Dallas H3 Hash Weekend as we bring you Texas Interhash 2026, hosted at the one-of-a-kind Llama Land Ranch in Tool, Texas. This “End of the World” themed campout will host up to 300 hashers for a weekend of trails, parties, and llama love — where chaos meets camaraderie and where the end is just the beginning!
Pack your apocalyptic best — costumes, props, and anything that says, “The Hash will survive!” Expect chaos, creativity, and maybe a few end-time surprises throughout the weekend.
Camping Details
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Amble camping spots, bring all your camping gear, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who puss out early. Please be respectful
There is a pond on site. Don’t be stupid, swim at your own risk
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Food and Beer:
Friday Dinner - Hamburgers with all the fixn's (Bean burger veggie option)
Saturday Brunch - Breakfast Tacos
Saturday Dinner - Fish Fry (Veggie tacos option for veg-tards)
Midnight Snacks - Dick the Boy Wonder!
Sunday Brunch - Tool Texas Donuts
4 Taps going at all times:
Miller Lite, IPA, Selter and Cider alternating, Rotator tap of some great shit
Trails:
Ball Buser - Hares are BDB and Fruity Pebbles
Shiggy - Hares are 4-Play and Mr. T Hare
In park - Inbred
Zippy - Nice Spread
Important Info
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
Small print notation: Full refunds only up until March 6. We hope you don't have to cancel but if you do, we don't want to be dicks, but after March 6 we will more than likely already spent your money.
including:
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Cum-Puss
(Brass Monkey H3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
KumOmIWannaLeiYa
(GalvestonH3)
Hells bells
(Hedo2H3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston H3)
This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun (TiffTiff)
MouthfulOfMeat
(KAWH3)
Ripped For Her Pleasure
(EPH3)
The Cockodile Hunter
(Hashers sans Fron...)
Betty Crotch Popper
(Mosquito )
Short Cummingz
(BMH3)
Mud in my crick
(Brass Monkey)
Just a Little Pee Pee
(Noh3)
Tutu
(BeanersBeanersBea...)
Terro-jism
(eATMe H3)
Dustballs
(WakoH3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
... He's Still Limping
(ChiH3)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
TWATWURST
(Bossier-Shrevepor...)
PIMP DOGGIE DAWG
(GalvestonH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Bam
(Moooouston)
Vanilla Starfish
(Galveston H3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Cum Chowder
(Hurricane)
Spandex Woody
(DFWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cock Ness Monster
(Voodoo)
Canadian FuXXXedo
(LVH3)
Just Mady
(MOOOOUSTON)
snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Motorboating Motormouth
(Huzzah_H3)
Santa On Crack
(KMH3)
Honkers
(Houston)
McPisser
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DallasH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Just Homer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma HHH)
Free Pussy
(Galveston H3)
Low Profile
(ScotchH3)
Be A Pisser
(OKCW3H3)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
The Little Thumb That Could
(GCH3)
Doggies, Dungeons, and Dicks (D3)
(HCH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Hot Chocolate
(NoH3-)
Casting Cooch
(DUHHH)
Little Miss Blow Chunks
(DFWH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just Trai
(DFWH3)
Cole Klein
(eATMeH3)
Resting Spa Face
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
The Sorting Rack
Veal Squealer
(DFWH3)
KatchUp
(BMH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(AH3)
Just Alan
(DFWH3)
Beaver Breath
(DFW-H3)
Poophole Loophole
Bitch Slap Paddle Whack
(Houston)
Old faithful
(Mosquito hhh)
Ho Ho
(Dallas H3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(KAWH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Fruity Pebbles
(DFWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AustinH3)
GUI Decimal System
(DCFMH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Mooving On On Ove...)
Pick a Hole
(Beaners Beaners B...)
Ovulator
(DallasH3)
Meat Stump
(FWH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Wanksgiving
(AH3)
Shiver me titters
(BJH3)
WeedEatHer
(MGH4)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Octopussy
(Houston H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Stiff Cock Diver
(San Antonio Hash ...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Geek
(TXIH Legends )
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Four Bros
(Wandering Whore H3)
Lick Stick
(Nomads)
Cuddles ‘n Cream
(Wandering Whore)
Whore Paint
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Meat Loaf
(H4)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah_H3)
Hog Straddler
(DFWH3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Tater Tits
(GQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Undercovers
(WakoH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
I Kissed a Boy and I Liked it
(HCH3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Whip It Out
(MoA2H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Bare Ass Burns
(MGH4)
Puke
(Houston H3)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Kiddiepoo
(Houston H3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(Dallas Fort-Worth)
All Choked Up
(BAH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Peenut Can, Pee All You Can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Improper Cleanse
(Houston)
Blonde Dyke Bar
(DFWH3)
Just Carlos
(H4)
Ask Me Something Personal
(BMH3)
TreeRex
(LVH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Inbred
(DUHHH)
Just Ariel
(Houston)
My Boy Friend Joe
(DFWH3)
Rinse and repeat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Nacheaux Ass
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just James
(Virgin H3)
Just Adam
(DFWH3)
Rotten Cherry
(KDH3-Corpus Christi )
F*ck F*ck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3)
Twinkle Twat
(LVH3)
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