Cost: $199*
*We are highly discouraging paying on arrival, but if you must the cost is $225*
Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
Signup on hashrego.com and send $199.00 to one of the payments below:
PayPal: Ben Dover are My Panties Shown’ (Benjamin Casey) Dallash3dfw@gmail.com
Venmo: Bacon Drippn’s (Aileen Kaufman) @Aileen-Kaufman
last 4 for phone # (4749)
Registration ends 4/1/2026 (no gimmies if you rego after March 25, 2026)
Request FB invite to TXIH 2026 Paid Regos Group for daily updates:
When signing up on Hashrego, the details at the bottom will say "Online payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival." Please disregard this message!
YOU MUST PAY PAYPAL OR VENMO
Get ready for a truly unforgettable Dallas H3 Hash Weekend as we bring you Texas Interhash 2026, hosted at the one-of-a-kind Llama Land Ranch in Tool, Texas. This “End of the World” themed campout will host up to 300 hashers for a weekend of trails, parties, and llama love — where chaos meets camaraderie and where the end is just the beginning!
Pack your apocalyptic best — costumes, props, and anything that says, “The Hash will survive!” Expect chaos, creativity, and maybe a few end-time surprises throughout the weekend.
Camping Details
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Amble camping spots, bring all your camping gear, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who puss out early. Please be respectful
There is a pond on site. Don’t be stupid, swim at your own risk
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Food and Beer:
Friday Dinner - Hamburgers with all the fixn's (Bean burger veggie option)
Saturday Brunch - Breakfast Tacos
Saturday Dinner - Fish Fry (Veggie tacos option for veg-tards)
Midnight Snacks - Dick the Boy Wonder!
Sunday Brunch - Tool Texas Donuts
4 Taps going at all times:
Miller Lite, IPA, Selter and Cider alternating, Rotator tap of some great shit
Trails:
Ball Buser - Hares are BDB and Fruity Pebbles
Shiggy - Hares are 4-Play and Mr. T Hare
In park - Inbred
Zippy - Nice Spread
Important Info
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
Small print notation: Full refunds only up until March 6. We hope you don't have to cancel but if you do, we don't want to be dicks, but after March 6 we will more than likely already spent your money.
including:
Doggies, Dungeons, and Dicks (D3)
(HCH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Free Pussy
(Galveston H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston)
Fit clit
(H4)
Shiver me titters
(BJH3)
Wanksgiving
(AH3)
Camel Droppings
(DUHHH)
Vanilla Starfish
(Galveston H3)
Just a Little Pee Pee
(Noh3)
KatchUp
(BMH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Ariel
(Houston)
This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun (TiffTiff)
Bare Ass Burns
(MGH4)
Inbred
(DUHHH)
WeedEatHer
(MGH4)
Twinkle Twat
(LVH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
... He's Still Limping
(ChiH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Bitch Please
(BAH3)
Camels breath
(California larikins)
Cuddles ‘n Cream
(Wandering Whore)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Kiddiepoo
(Houston H3)
Bitch Slap Paddle Whack
(Houston)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQH3)
Honkers
(Houston)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Blonde Dyke Bar
(DFWH3)
Clitter
(Houston)
Vanilla Cumsquat
(DUHHH)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Rinse and repeat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(AH3)
Geek
(TXIH Legends )
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Mooving On On Ove...)
Ovulator
(DallasH3)
Poophole Loophole
She Mussel Bitch
(AustinH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah_H3)
Evaporated MILF
(Border Jumpers H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Peenut Can, Pee All You Can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Tutu
(BeanersBeanersBea...)
Low Profile
(ScotchH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Old faithful
(Mosquito hhh)
Par for the Intercourse
(DallasH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DallasH3)
Bam
(Moooouston)
Just Kan Kan
(DFWH3)
GUI Decimal System
(DCFMH3)
Slum Bag
(Houston)
Just Adam
(DFWH3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Meat Loaf
(H4)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
PIMP DOGGIE DAWG
(GalvestonH3)
Meat Stump
(FWH3)
Short Cummingz
(BMH3)
McPisser
(Houston)
The Sorting Rack
Just Alan
(DFWH3)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Cum Chowder
(Hurricane)
Octopussy
(Houston H3)
Hog Straddler
(DFWH3)
King
(TCH)
Cole Klein
(eATMeH3)
Whip It Out
(MoA2H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Just Kirsten
(Colorado Kimchi)
Dustballs
(WakoH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Hot Chocolate
(NoH3-)
Nacheaux Ass
(Colorado Kimchi)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas H3)
Cock Ness Monster
(Voodoo)
The Little Thumb That Could
(GCH3)
Just Daisy
(MBH3)
Mud in my crick
(Brass Monkey)
I Kissed a Boy and I Liked it
(HCH3)
Cameltoe Hooker
(Dallas Fort-Worth)
Casting Cooch
(DUHHH)
Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Whore Paint
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Just Homer
(MOOOOUSTON)
TWATWURST
(Bossier-Shrevepor...)
Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Betty Crotch Popper
(Mosquito )
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Exhibootynist
(Colorado Kimchi)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah_H3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Just Carlos
(H4)
Just Mady
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Trai
(DFWH3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Ripped For Her Pleasure
(EPH3)
Beaver Breath
(DFW-H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Lick Stick
(Nomads)
My Boy Friend Joe
(DFWH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Pick a Hole
(Beaners Beaners B...)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Veal Squealer
(DFWH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(BMH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Terro-jism
(eATMe H3)
Motorboating Motormouth
(Huzzah_H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(KAWH3)
Undercovers
(WakoH3)
Fruity Pebbles
(DFWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Santa On Crack
(KMH3)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Canadian FuXXXedo
(LVH3)
Little Miss Blow Chunks
(DFWH3)
Just James
(Virgin H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
(GQH3)
Improper Cleanse
(Houston)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Rotten Cherry
(KDH3-Corpus Christi )
TreeRex
(LVH3)
Just Skyler
(DBH3)
Queer for the Ear
(Houston)
KumOmIWannaLeiYa
(GalvestonH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston H3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
F*ck F*ck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3)
Be A Pisser
(OKCW3H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Resting Spa Face
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Spandex Woody
(DFWH3)
How Big is Your Mouth!?!
(San Antonio Hash ...)
Cum-Puss
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma HHH)
Vienna Sausage Party
(KAWH3)
Four Bros
(Wandering Whore H3)
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