Cost: $199*
*We are highly discouraging paying on arrival, but if you must the cost is $225*
Dallas H3 Texas Interhash 2026
“End of the World”
Friday, April 3 to Sunday, April 5, 2026
Llama Land Ranch, 9059 Co Rd 2403, Tool, TX 75143
Signup on hashrego.com and send $199.00 to one of the payments below:
PayPal: Ben Dover are My Panties Shown’ (Benjamin Casey) Dallash3dfw@gmail.com
Venmo: Bacon Drippn’s (Aileen Kaufman) @Aileen-Kaufman
last 4 for phone # (4749)
Registration ends 4/1/2026 (no gimmies if you rego after March 25, 2026)
Request FB invite to TXIH 2026 Paid Regos Group for daily updates:
When signing up on Hashrego, the details at the bottom will say "Online payments cannot be made for this event. Please pay cash on arrival." Please disregard this message!
YOU MUST PAY PAYPAL OR VENMO
Get ready for a truly unforgettable Dallas H3 Hash Weekend as we bring you Texas Interhash 2026, hosted at the one-of-a-kind Llama Land Ranch in Tool, Texas. This “End of the World” themed campout will host up to 300 hashers for a weekend of trails, parties, and llama love — where chaos meets camaraderie and where the end is just the beginning!
Pack your apocalyptic best — costumes, props, and anything that says, “The Hash will survive!” Expect chaos, creativity, and maybe a few end-time surprises throughout the weekend.
Camping Details
RVs are allowed, but no hookups are available
Amble camping spots, bring all your camping gear, you’ve done this before
A quiet area will be available for those who puss out early. Please be respectful
There is a pond on site. Don’t be stupid, swim at your own risk
Campfires are allowed unless there is a burn ban. No fucking fire jumping
Charcoal grills are available for use
Bring camp chairs
No dogs allowed (sorry)
To keep out unwanted guests, the entry gate will be locked after 11pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. If you arrive and it’s locked, call Ben Dover at 512-680-0759.
Food and Beer:
Friday Dinner - Hamburgers with all the fixn's (Bean burger veggie option)
Saturday Brunch - Breakfast Tacos
Saturday Dinner - Fish Fry (Veggie tacos option for veg-tards)
Midnight Snacks - Dick the Boy Wonder!
Sunday Brunch - Tool Texas Donuts
4 Taps going at all times:
Miller Lite, IPA, Selter and Cider alternating, Rotator tap of some great shit
Trails:
Ball Buser - Hares are BDB and Fruity Pebbles
Shiggy - Hares are 4-Play and Mr. T Hare
In park - Inbred
Zippy - Nice Spread
Important Info
Please register on Hashrego.com. Cash at the gate will not be accepted and there will be no day rate. One day is not enough anyway.
Your rego is confirmed only once full payment is received.
Transfer and resales will be handled directly with TXIH 2026 Admin. We will coordinate through the official waiting list process to ensure fairness and accuracy.
Small print notation: Full refunds only up until March 6. We hope you don't have to cancel but if you do, we don't want to be dicks, but after March 6 we will more than likely already spent your money.
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Wet Spot
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Outside Cat
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Just Alan
(DFWH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston)
Deodorcunt
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Just Skyler
(DBH3)
Bare Ass Burns
(MGH4)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Pick a Hole
(Beaners Beaners B...)
Veal Squealer
(DFWH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Canadian FuXXXedo
(LVH3)
Rinse and repeat
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Just Kirsten
(Colorado Kimchi)
Twinkle Twat
(LVH3)
Ripped For Her Pleasure
(EPH3)
Terro-jism
(eATMe H3)
KatchUp
(BMH3)
Santa On Crack
(KMH3)
TreeRex
(LVH3)
Octopussy
(Houston H3)
Doggies, Dungeons, and Dicks (D3)
(HCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Trai
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My Boy Friend Joe
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Short Cummingz
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Bitch Please
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Tits Baaaaad
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Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Bubba
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Just Christie
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Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston H3)
Just Carlos
(H4)
WeedEatHer
(MGH4)
Lick Stick
(Nomads)
Kiddiepoo
(Houston H3)
Exhibootynist
(Colorado Kimchi)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Meat Loaf
(H4)
Tutu
(BeanersBeanersBea...)
Be A Pisser
(OKCW3H3)
Fruity Pebbles
(DFWH3)
Vanilla Starfish
(Galveston H3)
Evaporated MILF
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Just James
(Virgin H3)
Low Profile
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Hot Chocolate
(NoH3-)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Improper Cleanse
(Houston)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
... He's Still Limping
(ChiH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Rotten Cherry
(KDH3-Corpus Christi )
Cuddles ‘n Cream
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Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
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Par for the Intercourse
(DallasH3)
Cum Chowder
(Hurricane)
Chestnut Hermosa
(OKCW3H3)
Resting Spa Face
(Knuckledraggers H3)
Cole Klein
(eATMeH3)
Faming Flaggett
(DallasH3)
Whip It Out
(MoA2H3)
I Kissed a Boy and I Liked it
(HCH3)
Horsefli Drivebi
(Houston H3)
snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
The Sorting Rack
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Mud in my crick
(Brass Monkey)
Ask Me Something Personal
(BMH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
F*ck F*ck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3)
Motorboating Motormouth
(Huzzah_H3)
Little Miss Blow Chunks
(DFWH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Cum-Puss
(Brass Monkey H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(AH3)
The Little Thumb That Could
(GCH3)
Inbred
(DUHHH)
Big Gulp
(Muenster H3)
Undercovers
(WakoH3)
Deadhead
(FWH3)
King
(TCH)
Cock Ness Monster
(Voodoo)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
KumOmIWannaLeiYa
(GalvestonH3)
Vienna Sausage Party
(KAWH3)
Casting Cooch
(DUHHH)
MouthfulOfMeat
(KAWH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma HHH)
I’m So Rong
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Mady
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ho Ho
(Dallas H3)
Dustballs
(WakoH3)
Just a Little Pee Pee
(Noh3)
Just Kan Kan
(DFWH3)
Free Pussy
(Galveston H3)
Poophole Loophole
How Big is Your Mouth!?!
(San Antonio Hash ...)
Vanilla Cumsquat
(DUHHH)
Shiver me titters
(BJH3)
TWATWURST
(Bossier-Shrevepor...)
Slum Bag
(Houston)
Just Ariel
(Houston)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Honkers
(Houston)
My Name is Forest... Forest Green
(Houston)
Blonde Dyke Bar
(DFWH3)
Just Adam
(DFWH3)
Spandex Woody
(DFWH3)
Mursey Fuck
(PR3H4)
Peenut Can, Pee All You Can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Geek
(TXIH Legends )
Cameltoe Hooker
(Dallas Fort-Worth)
Meatless Wonder
(Austin H3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Mooving On On Ove...)
Camel Droppings
(DUHHH)
Betty Crotch Popper
(Mosquito )
Bitch Slap Paddle Whack
(Houston)
Wanksgiving
(AH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Four Bros
(Wandering Whore H3)
Bam
(Moooouston)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
GUI Decimal System
(DCFMH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Just Daisy
(MBH3)
Old faithful
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Faux Poo
(MOOOOUSTON)
Beaver Breath
(DFW-H3)
Ovulator
(DallasH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Just Homer
(MOOOOUSTON)
McPisser
(Houston)
This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun (TiffTiff)
Mucho Mochi Sucky Sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Nacheaux Ass
(Colorado Kimchi)
Clitter
(Houston)
Tater Tits
(GQH3)
PIMP DOGGIE DAWG
(GalvestonH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Cougarrand
(Houston H3)
Queer for the Ear
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She Mussel Bitch
(AustinH3)
Li'l Chicken Choker
(GQH3)
Whore Paint
(GQ Quarterly H3)
Spin Cycle
(Houston)
Hog Straddler
(DFWH3)
Meat Stump
(FWH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Camels breath
(California larikins)
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