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Organizers:
CUH3 Rock Hard 2023 2023
09/15 03:00 PM to 09/17 11:00 AM
A CUH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $69
Hare(s):
Arc All in Me, Cream of Some Old Guy, Smoochie Coochies, Madame Spreadsalot
Shiggy:
Oops we missed a year but we're and harder than ever...
Joins us for a weekend of trails and shenanigans by the beach. Your Hostesses with the Mostesses Smoochies Coochies BakoH3 and Madame Spreadsalot CUH3/FCH3. $69 rego includes meals, campsite, trails and gimmies(?)
Booze provided will be shitty beer, seltzers, FIREBALL, and mimosa stuff
Campsite has flusing toilets and COLD outdoor shower. The campsite is also close to the city of Ventura with lots of options for coffee and eats if you would like to step away or if your forgot to pack something you want/ needed.
See Schedule of events for themes, trails and food menu.
Tent, Camping Chair, Air Mattresses/pump, Condoms/ Lube, Sleeping Bag, Sunblock, Bug Spray, Shiggy socks, Warm Clothes for the evening, Good Attitude, any medications you may need, Drinking Water, snacks, alcohol you want for your personal enjoyment not included in rego.
Start Location Details
Emma Wood State Beach Group Campground
Schedule of Events
3 PM site open
6:30 PM weenie roasts
8:30 PM It's My BeerDay Trail! Smoochies Coochies and some others are celebrating their beerdays with us. Wear your finest birthday outfits as we take a late night trail down to the beach. A Birthday suit dip in the ocean is on the menu given there aren't muggles around.
10 PM quiet time
9 AM Breakfast burritos and mimosas
1030 AM Beer mile on the beach! Do the ultimate beer mile test on the beach! 4 laps, 4 %5 beer and a whole lot of sand.
1230 Taco Lunch
2 PM trail with Arc All in Me and Cream of SumOlGuy. Shiggy socks encouraged due to poison oak on trail
530 PM Bob Handcock's Burgers
730 drinking games
10 PM quiet time
9 AM Cuntinental Breakfast Snacks/ Mimosas
11AM clear out camp
Public Event
including:
Hokey Tokey
(LBH3)
Sponge dick no pants
(CUH3)
Lickety Slicks
(CH3)
Sugar smacks
(CUH3)
Ditch Bitch
(FCH3)
MoMmY ReArEsT
(CUH3)
Shitty Kitty Bong Gone
(CH3)
Hoe-Me Dont Play Dat
(CUH3)
Bob Handcock
(CUH3)
Cream of Some Old Guy
(CUH3)
Unithonger
(FCH3)
Just Josh
(CUH3)
Helter Seltzer
(CUH3)
Gooch Snapper
(CUH3)
CheLottaPussy
(BH3 )
Just Yolanda
(BakoH3)
Just Mac
(CHHH)
Smoochie Coochie
(BakoH3)
Hairy AssTrick
(CUH3)
Just Vincent
(None)
All hands on Shrek
(CUH3)
Labrador Receiver
(BakoH3)
Just Alex
(FCH3)
Two Lips
(FCH3)
Hill Billy Monk
(BakoH3)
Arc All in Me
(CUH3)
Gutter wet
(BH3)
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