Fucked Up 5k event hosted by Coyote Ugly Hash House Harriers
“A Drinking Club with a Running Problem”

Our first ever FU5KED UP 5K.

Every 1K leads to a bar! Shitty prizes for each person that completes the trail and has at least one drink at each bar, not shared. Each location will have a designated time limit so be quick to order your drink!
You will get a crappy run bib, a highly coveted 1st edition Coyote Ugly FU5K 5k Run Shirt. $20 covers the starting circle-beers/seltzers/FIREBALL/Snacks, Bib and Shirt. Shirts are Team 365 drywick running shirts crafted by our own Fairy Queen of Cocks. Not Cotton.

Bars are pay as you go.

The trail is a traditional Hash trail laid with flour/chalk by the hares exactly 6.9 minutes before the pack (you) take off. Thus, there is no course map. Catch the Hares while they are laying trail (not in a bar) and they buy your next drink. Everything will be explained at the start aka Chalk Talk and Hare Lies

You must Rego and Pay by EOD 8/31/2025 to get a shirt. Rego at https://hashrego.com/events/cuh3-fucked-up-5k and then Venmo @jeff-ward-cuh

Hash names on Rego: If you do not have a hash given to you at a hash, your are a "Just" Example ROSA is "Just Rosa"

Stuff to bring:
Cash and ID. No ID, then no entering bars in Clovis. Fun run gear/costumes. A safe ride home

Stuff not to bring;
New Shoes, people under 21, running gear with other real race logo’s

More details cumming as we figure out what the hell we are doing.

Cash and ID. No ID, then no entering bars in Clovis. A safe ride home