DID SOMEBODY SAY TRASH FLOATS?!?!

Have you been to so many Trash Floats where the years all just blend together, or are you getting your Floats cherry popped just like your tube?! IT DOESN’T MATTER because the Carolina Muthafuckin Trash floats again!!!

Hash cash will be $10 and this gets you BEER to keep you buoyant and then some burgers/dawgs after you’ve worked up an appetite on the river.
This does not include the floating fee, tube rental fee (if needed), or any camping fees.

*Trash Floats is not an official camping event. If you have beverage preferences and/or wish to continue imbibing afterwards, BYOB!! Also bringing smaller personal coolers is advised to expedite your drink service on the water.

On the day of the float, show up at 11:00AM and go to the front office to check-in. You will pay your float fee, tube rental if needed, camping fee, etc.
-$10 for Floatilla only
-$5 for tube rental
-$15 for Floatilla + concert; or $20 for Floatilla, tube rental, and concert.
-$20/day for Camping per person.

The saunter/slow walk/interpretative dance moves to the nearby put-in point will be at 12:30PM (HST). The float usually takes about 2 to 2 ½ hours according to the peeps at the campground office. We will have shuttles at the end to bring us back. Lumber River Campground does have an air pump you can use at the start to blow up your own float if you bring one instead of renting theirs.

ALSO PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TIME
-IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO DRINK, PLEASE PLAN TO CAMP OR HAVE A DESIGNATED DRIVER BEFORE THE DAY OF THE EVENT!!!! DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!!
-FLOATS IS A MARATHON NOT A SPRINT. Pace yourself and hydrate with some H2O.
-CONSENT REIGNS SUPREME HERE

TRASH FLOATS!!!!

Normal river float shit, sunscreen, budspray, camping shit, any additional beverages or snacks you want, and cash for the Lumber River peeps.