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CTrH3 Trash Floats 2021

09/11 12:00 PM

A River Float event hosted by CTrH3

Cost: $5

Hare(s):

Mother Nature

Here are the deets….

Treat yo’ self! Cum join us as we float down a river and commune with nature as we float!! :)

Hash Cash will be $5 and this gets you BEER at beginning and end circle AND A shot stop on the actual river float ONLY. You can send the $5 on 'friends & family' paypal to hashcash@ctrh3.com OR find Sewer Sucker at a Trash trail and give her cashola.
This does not include the floating fee, tube rental fee, or any camping fees.

On the day of the float, show up at 12:00pm and go to the front office and check in. You will pay your float fee, tube fee, etc. directly to the campground!

Access fee to float on the river = $10
Float Rental = $5 (You don't have to reserve a float in advance, The office said they have plenty!)

The saunter/slow walk/interpretative dance moves to the nearby put-in point will be at 1:30PM (HST). The float usually takes about 2 to 2 ½ hours according to the peeps at the campground office. We will have shuttles at the end to bring us back. Lumber River Campground does have an air pump you can use at the start to blow up your own float if you bring one instead of renting theirs.

REGO AND PAY so we can get an accurate h@#d count to be able to procure enough of that sweet, sweet golden nectar for your face holes. When it runs out, it’s gone!

Non-Negotiable: You MUST have a DD coordinated before the day of the event. If you don’t have a DD set up, just camp overnight at the campground. It is an extra fee that you can take care of at the Lumber River Campground office when you get there to check in. Don’t be a dick and drink and drive.

Trash Floats is NOT a camping event and anything after the float is on your own and will be BYOE.

http://www.lumberrivercampground.com/


Normal river float shit, sunscreen, bug spray, and cash for the Lumber River Peeps

Start Location Details

Lumber River Campground

570 Tar Landing, Evergreen, NC 28438

Public Event

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43 Hashers came

including:

Zooma-zoom-zoom in my boom boom

(CTrH3)

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

General Tso's Butt Plug

(CTrH3)

Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

CROCOFSHIT

(SWH3)

Turkey Baste-Her

(CTrH3)

Screwnicorn

PoppyCock H3
I'm your huckleberry

Turkey Baste-her

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
OMWTFYB

Fat Amy

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Da Udder White Meat

Wandering Whore H3
...

Say Bridge again Mother Fucker

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Orange Is The New Hasher

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Wanna play jail?

Hip Thrust Donkey Kick

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

DEATH By Snu-Snu

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Goat Touch Me

(GStrH3)

Lockhand Monster

(CTrH3)

AmphetaPEGmine

(CTrH3)

Donde Estas Hermano

(Cape Fear H3)

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

All Clit No Nip

ShadyJH3
...

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

Concrete Suppository

(WaWhH3)

Electric Discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Poked My Stripper

(UHHH)

Ropes-N-Chokes

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Ropes is a cunt

Mount N Groan

(CTrH3)

3 Second

(SavH3)

Ice ice butthole

(CTrH3)

Hay Baley Shit Daddy

(Wandering Whore H3)

Dickphasia

(CTrH3)

Just Carly

(CTrH3)

Hershey Squirt

(CTrH3)

OneTequilaTwoTequilaThreeTequilaWhore

(CTrH3)

Third Times a Charm (Charmin)

(CTrH3)

Kindergarten Copulation

(CTrH3)

GatorBaiter

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Princess Jizzmine

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cheesus Christ

(CTrH3)

Go Go Rectum Ranger

(BLH3)

Gilf of my dreams

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Milfs forget me, Gilfs...

Don’t Bring Shaefer Up

(Carolina MF Trash)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

(A2H3)