Cost: $5
Hare(s):
Mother Nature
Here are the deets….
Treat yo’ self! Cum join us as we float down a river and commune with nature as we float!! :)
Hash Cash will be $5 and this gets you BEER at beginning and end circle AND A shot stop on the actual river float ONLY. You can send the $5 on 'friends & family' paypal to hashcash@ctrh3.com OR find Sewer Sucker at a Trash trail and give her cashola.
This does not include the floating fee, tube rental fee, or any camping fees.
On the day of the float, show up at 12:00pm and go to the front office and check in. You will pay your float fee, tube fee, etc. directly to the campground!
Access fee to float on the river = $10
Float Rental = $5 (You don't have to reserve a float in advance, The office said they have plenty!)
The saunter/slow walk/interpretative dance moves to the nearby put-in point will be at 1:30PM (HST). The float usually takes about 2 to 2 ½ hours according to the peeps at the campground office. We will have shuttles at the end to bring us back. Lumber River Campground does have an air pump you can use at the start to blow up your own float if you bring one instead of renting theirs.
REGO AND PAY so we can get an accurate h@#d count to be able to procure enough of that sweet, sweet golden nectar for your face holes. When it runs out, it’s gone!
Non-Negotiable: You MUST have a DD coordinated before the day of the event. If you don’t have a DD set up, just camp overnight at the campground. It is an extra fee that you can take care of at the Lumber River Campground office when you get there to check in. Don’t be a dick and drink and drive.
Trash Floats is NOT a camping event and anything after the float is on your own and will be BYOE.
http://www.lumberrivercampground.com/
Normal river float shit, sunscreen, bug spray, and cash for the Lumber River Peeps
including:
Zooma-zoom-zoom in my boom boom
(CTrH3)
General Tso's Butt Plug
(CTrH3)
CROCOFSHIT
(SWH3)
Turkey Baste-Her
(CTrH3)
Fat Amy
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Goat Touch Me
(GStrH3)
Lockhand Monster
(CTrH3)
AmphetaPEGmine
(CTrH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(Cape Fear H3)
Concrete Suppository
(WaWhH3)
Electric Discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Poked My Stripper
(UHHH)
Mount N Groan
(CTrH3)
3 Second
(SavH3)
Ice ice butthole
(CTrH3)
Hay Baley Shit Daddy
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dickphasia
(CTrH3)
Just Carly
(CTrH3)
Hershey Squirt
(CTrH3)
OneTequilaTwoTequilaThreeTequilaWhore
(CTrH3)
Third Times a Charm (Charmin)
(CTrH3)
Kindergarten Copulation
(CTrH3)
Cheesus Christ
(CTrH3)
Go Go Rectum Ranger
(BLH3)
Don’t Bring Shaefer Up
(Carolina MF Trash)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(A2H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many