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CTrH3 CTrH3 Trash Floats 2025

08/30 11:00 AM

A CTrH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $15

DID SOMEBODY SAY TRASH FLOATS?!?!

Have you been to so many Trash Floats where the years all just blend together, or are you getting your Floats cherry popped just like your tube?! IT DOESN’T MATTER because the Carolina Muthafuckin Trash floats again!!!

Hash cash will be $15 and this gets you BEER to keep you buoyant and then some burgers/dawgs after you’ve worked up an appetite on the river.
This does not include the floating fee, tube rental fee (if needed), or any camping fees.

*Trash Floats is not an official camping event. If you have beverage preferences and/or wish to continue imbibing afterwards, BYOB!! Also bringing smaller personal coolers is advised to expedite your drink service on the water.

On the day of the float, show up at 11:00AM and go to the front office to check-in. You will pay your float fee, tube rental if needed, camping fee, etc.
-$10 for Floatilla only
-$5 for tube rental
-$15 for Floatilla + concert; or $20 for Floatilla, tube rental, and concert.
-$20/day for Camping per person.

The saunter/slow walk/interpretative dance moves to the nearby put-in point will be at 12:30PM (HST). The float usually takes about 2 to 2 ½ hours according to the peeps at the campground office. We will have shuttles at the end to bring us back. Lumber River Campground does have an air pump you can use at the start to blow up your own float if you bring one instead of renting theirs.

ALSO PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TIME
-IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO DRINK, PLEASE PLAN TO CAMP OR HAVE A DESIGNATED DRIVER BEFORE THE DAY OF THE EVENT!!!! DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!!
-FLOATS IS A MARATHON NOT A SPRINT. Pace yourself and hydrate with some H2O.
-CONSENT REIGNS SUPREME HERE


TRASH FLOATS!!!!

Normal river float shit, sunscreen, bug spray, camping shit, any additional beverages or snacks you want for before/afterwards, and cash for the Lumber River peeps.

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45 Hashers came

including:

Concrete Suppository

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
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Fellat Mi No

(BrdCrvnH3)

Just Caitlin

(SoPiH3)

Scooch up in my Gooch

(CTrH3)

NaCho Snatch

(CTrH3)

Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!

(CTrH3)

Dr. Squealgood

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
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Analkin ShitRoller

Elbow Deep H3
...

Fucking Dead

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

Just Luke (CTrH3)

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Cheeks

(TH3)

Kindergarten Copulation

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
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Final Front Tear

(CTrH3)

Rockem Sockem Hoebots

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
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Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
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My Boo Makes Me Poo Too

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
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Just Caitlin5

(SoPiH3)

Vivian

(CTrH3)

Say Bridge again Mother Fucker

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
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Daddy Cums First

(DDH3)

Butt Plug Barbie

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Ropes-N-Chokes

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Ropes is a cunt

You're My Sister

(CTrH3)

Urethra Franklin

Sir Walters H3
...

Nut Storer

(Dublin H3)

Hairy Kate Olsen

(TH3)

Just Crystal

(CTrH3)

Welcome Homo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
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LeoHard

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Scooter Pooter

(PPCH3)

Assover Table

(SWH3)

Hokie Poke Me

(CTrH3)

I Like It Ruff Ruff

(CTrH3)

Magic Carpet No Ride

(CTrH3)

Mayo

(Ctr)

Dawg The Coochie Hunter

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Goes Does Easy

Sir Walters H3
...

I Shagged the Sheriff

(SoPiH3)

Son of a Swinger Man

(CTrH3)

Bop it, Rip it, Suck it

(CTrH3)

Lockhand Monster

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
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Quick To Shoot

(SWH3)