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Colorado Invihash 2018

08/31 04:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $129*


                                        Wait-List is Open

Welcome Welcome Welcome to Colorado Invihash 2018

A hangover like this is only allowed every 2 years.


Cum join the Colorado Hash House Harriers for a debaucherous Labor Day weekend as we celebrate the 18th bi-anal Colorado Invihash at an Adventure Park!

Lodging will be a combination of tiny houses, yurts, RV parking, and camping, in honor of Colorado dirt bags. Each tiny house has a half bath, a full kitchen, and a gas grill; yurts have a gas grill. If you’re in a yurt or camping, and you feel the need to be clean, there are two bath houses on either side of the lodging area.

Located a mere hour from Denver right off I-70, Lawson Adventure Park is situated on a 40-acre plot of land, and as the name implies, has an Adventure Park! Ropes course, climbing wall, bungee tramp, mechanical bull and more! All are available to hashers (you have to register separately). Once the Park closes, the entire place is ours! We’ve spoken in depth with the owners, and they know exactly what we’re about, and they are very excited to host this event. Drunkeness? YES, Nudity? YES! Hot tub? YES! Running drunk and naked through a genuine ghost town? FUCK YES! (Safety third)

For those of you looking to gain some vert, the park backs up to Saxon Mountain, and miles of BLM land, so ball-buster trails should be interesting. For those of you in the never-leave camp crowd, there’s plenty of trails near enough camp that you can be in the woods one minute and filling up your beer the next.

There will be a welcome trail on Friday, 4 trails each on Sat & Sun (Zippy, Turkey, Eagle, & Ball Buster), and a change of mismanagement trail on Monday.

Rego Prices:
Tier 1 (30) - $89.69 SOLD OUT
Tier 2 (30) - $119 SOLD OUT
Tier 3 (40) - $129 SOLD OUT
Wait List Only

Your Rego Price Tier will only be held for one week if payment is not made at time of rego

CO InviHash - Safety Third Zip Up Hoodie - $35

Rego prices include:
• Booze (including cider for those touchy stomach types)
• Food – Lunch & Dinner each day
• Swag – Something awesome, stay tuned
• Trails – Trails for adventure types
• Altitude – Camp is at 7,775’
• Something barely legal

Lodging @ Lawson Adventure Park
• Tiny houses – sleep 4 (queen bed, pull out couch) @ $195/night
• 2-bedroom tiny house – sleeps 7 (1 queen, 1 queen/single bunk, pull out couch) $296/night
• Yurts – (sleep 4) @ $110/night
• RV spots – hookup $51/night, non-hookup $34 /night
• Camping – undetermined number of spots - $25/night

To book lodging, call 855-372-7238 and tell them that you're with the hasher group. Booking will need to be done on your own. There are only 100 spaces to put your drunken head, so we need to book the entire place. Grab a couple of your closest friends, and book an entire yurt or cabin (there's a stupid fee if we tried to do it individually instead of booking the cabin or yurt). If you are without friends, post on the facebook page, and we'll help the lost misfits find roomies.


The payment part of this has been a little wonky. If it gives you trouble, send monies to COInvihash18@gmail.com, and we'll manually update your rego. Please add your Nerd Name in the notes section, so we can make sure to update the correct rego. Also, make sure that you're sending to Friends/Family (not as a service) to avoid the PayPal Service account.

Any questions/problems, contact 2x1 @ twogaysocksonecowboyhat@gmail.com

Location Details

Lawson Adventure Park

3440 Alvarado Rd, Dumont, CO 80436

Public Event

94 Hashers came:

Bloody Z


Cock Taco

Phoenix H3

Go-Go Gadget Finger

Colorado Kimchi
Why not?

Hurts So Good

Denver Full Moon H3

I'll Pack Her

Wandering Whore H3


Pikes Peak Hash House Harriers & Harriettes

That Girl

Denver Hash House Harriers

Tiny Penguin Load

Fort Collins Hash House Harriers

Tiny Whiney Bitch

Colorado Road Whores H3

Velma’s Bitch

Other Orlando H3

A$$ Whisperer


Alien vs Predator


Anaphylactic Cock


Auto Erotic Fixation


Betty White's Taco Dip


Blackout Mount

(Boulder H3)

Bread Box


Bring Your Own Vibrator




Butt Chug

(Tac/SS H3)

Cellar Dweller



(Denver H3)

Check my box


Chucky Cheeks

(Colorado H3)

Closest Dick’ll Do


Cock Rider

(Hu Ha Hash)

Deep throat


Dickens Cider

(Pikes peak/kimchi )

Dime fag


Easy Button


Emancipation Masturbation


Erection Master


Foreign Foreplayed Iowa Soiled


Fu Man Chew Me

(Northern NM H3)

Full Service




Goes in Wet, Comes out Pink


Hand Job


Hot Sticky Buns


I'm Too Sexy For My Shorts


It's Not Herpes


Just Brett


Just Matt


Just Michelle


Just Nico


Just Tom


Kill Da Wabbit


Knee Deep in Brown Stuff

(Denver Retro Trai...)

Kork Soaker


Liquor Tits




Midnight Sttoker


Nobody's Señor Nipples




On myself, every time


Pansy ass tree huggin hippie bullshit

(Pikes peak/kimchi)

Penis Colada


Pippi Dong Stalker


Piss in Puss


Quality Asshole




Reluctant Snowball




Room For Jesus


Sex Doll Serial Killer


Sh*t Yeah!


Shoe Fucker




Snatch 'n Sniff


Stunt Kunt


Swiss Butt-Cheese

(Little Rock)

Tainted Glove


The Futile Fertile Fucker


Three Balls Deep

(LVHHH (vlv!))


(Denver Retro Trai...)



Twisted Pirate Porn

( McMurdoH3)

U Goat Girl



(Denver H3)

Urethra Franklin

(Northern NM H3)

What Wouldn't Debbie Do?


What's My Name Bitch


Whore's Whisperer


Yadel My Yabia


Yeastee Boy