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Colorado Invihash 2018

08/31 04:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $129*

Shiggy:

Welcome Welcome Welcome to Colorado Invihash 2018

A hangover like this is only allowed every 2 years.

https://www.facebook.com/COInvihash18/

Cum join the Colorado Hash House Harriers for a debaucherous Labor Day weekend as we celebrate the 18th bi-anal Colorado Invihash at an Adventure Park!

Lodging will be a combination of tiny houses, yurts, RV parking, and camping, in honor of Colorado dirt bags. Each tiny house has a half bath, a full kitchen, and a gas grill; yurts have a gas grill. If you’re in a yurt or camping, and you feel the need to be clean, there are two bath houses on either side of the lodging area.

Located a mere hour from Denver right off I-70, Lawson Adventure Park is situated on a 40-acre plot of land, and as the name implies, has an Adventure Park! Ropes course, climbing wall, bungee tramp, mechanical bull and more! All are available to hashers (you have to register separately). Once the Park closes, the entire place is ours! We’ve spoken in depth with the owners, and they know exactly what we’re about, and they are very excited to host this event. Drunkeness? YES, Nudity? YES! Hot tub? YES! Running drunk and naked through a genuine ghost town? FUCK YES! (Safety third)

For those of you looking to gain some vert, the park backs up to Saxon Mountain, and miles of BLM land, so ball-buster trails should be interesting. For those of you in the never-leave camp crowd, there’s plenty of trails near enough camp that you can be in the woods one minute and filling up your beer the next.

There will be a welcome trail on Friday, 4 trails each on Sat & Sun (Zippy, Turkey, Eagle, & Ball Buster), and a change of mismanagement trail on Monday.

Rego Prices:
Tier 1 (30) - $89.69 SOLD OUT
Tier 2 (30) - $119 SOLD OUT
Tier 3 (40) - $129

Your Rego Price Tier will only be held for one week if payment is not made at time of rego

CO InviHash - Safety Third Zip Up Hoodie - $35

Rego prices include:
• Booze (including cider for those touchy stomach types)
• Food – Lunch & Dinner each day
• Swag – Something awesome, stay tuned
• Trails – Trails for adventure types
• Altitude – Camp is at 7,775’
• Something barely legal

Lodging @ Lawson Adventure Park
• Tiny houses – sleep 4 (queen bed, pull out couch) @ $195/night
• 2-bedroom tiny house – sleeps 7 (1 queen, 1 queen/single bunk, pull out couch) $296/night
• Yurts – (sleep 4) @ $110/night
• RV spots – hookup $51/night, non-hookup $34 /night
• Camping – undetermined number of spots - $25/night

To book lodging, call 855-372-7238 and tell them that you're with the hasher group. Booking will need to be done on your own. There are only 100 spaces to put your drunken head, so we need to book the entire place. Grab a couple of your closest friends, and book an entire yurt or cabin (there's a stupid fee if we tried to do it individually instead of booking the cabin or yurt). If you are without friends, post on the facebook page, and we'll help the lost misfits find roomies.

lawsonadventurepark.com

The payment part of this has been a little wonky. If it gives you trouble, send monies to COInvihash18@gmail.com, and we'll manually update your rego. Please add your Nerd Name in the notes section, so we can make sure to update the correct rego. Also, make sure that you're sending to Friends/Family (not as a service) to avoid the PayPal Service account.

Any questions/problems, contact 2x1 @ twogaysocksonecowboyhat@gmail.com


Location Details

Start Location TBA


Public Event

79 Hashers cumming:

Bloody Z

Kimchi
...

Cock Taco

Phoenix H3
...

Go-Go Gadget Finger

Colorado Kimchi
Why not?

Hurts So Good

Denver Full Moon H3
...

I'll Pack Her

Wandering Whore H3
...

NIPS

Pikes Peak Hash House Harriers & Harriettes
...

Velma’s Bitch

Other Orlando H3
...

A$$ Whisperer

(Colorado)

Alien vs Predator

(DH3-BH3)

Anaphylactic Cock

(DenverH3)

BenWa

(Denver H3)

Bread Box

(P2H4)

Bring Your Own Vibrator

(FH3)

Buckman

(MiHiHuHa)

Butt Chug

(Tac/SS H3)

Cellar Dweller

(DH3)

Charity

(Denver H3)

Check my box

(HuaH3)

Chucky Cheeks

(Colorado H3)

Deep throat

(PPH3)

Dickens Cider

(Pikes peak/kimchi )

Dime fag

(EH3)

Easy Button

(MiHiHuHa)

Erection Master

(P2H4)

Foreign Foreplayed Iowa Soiled

(DH3)

Fu Man Chew Me

(Northern NM H3)

Full Service

(P2H4)

Glitoris

(P2H4)

Goes in Wet, Comes out Pink

(MiHiHuHa)

Hand Job

(P2H4)

Hot Sticky Buns

(DenverH3)

I'm Too Sexy For My Shorts

(P2H4)

Just Aimee

(FTCH3)

Just Logan

(ABQH3)

Just Tom

(MOA2H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Knee Deep in Brown Stuff

(Denver Retro Trai...)

Kork Soaker

(P2H4)

Lowlife

(DenverH3)

Midnight Sttoker

(PPH4)

Missionary Impossible

(PhoenixH3)

Nobody's Señor Nipples

(MiHiHuHa)

NoGirth

(P2H4)

On myself, every time

(LDSH3)

Pansy ass tree huggin hippie bullshit

(Pikes peak/kimchi)

Penis Colada

(MiHiHuHa)

Pippi Dong Stalker

(BH3)

Piss in Puss

(LDSH3)

Quality Asshole

(P2H4)

Rearender

(PPH3)

Reluctant Snowball

(WH3)

RIP

(H4)

Room For Jesus

(LDSH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(DH3-BH3)

Sh*t Yeah!

(P2H4)

Shoe Fucker

(DH3-BH3)

Snatch 'n Sniff

(P2H4)

Stunt Kunt

(P2H4)

Swiss Butt-Cheese

(Little Rock)

Tainted Glove

(DH3)

The Futile Fertile Fucker

(FTCH3)

Three Balls Deep

(LVHHH (vlv!))

Triple-Tongue

(Denver Retro Trai...)

Turd

(LRH3)

Twisted Pirate Porn

( McMurdoH3)

UltraWimp

(Denver H3)

Urethra Franklin

(Northern NM H3)

What's My Name Bitch

(DenverH3)

Yadel My Yabia

(LDSH3)

Yeastee Boy

(P2H4)