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Colorado Invihash 2018

08/31 04:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $129*

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Welcome Welcome Welcome to Colorado Invihash 2018

A hangover like this is only allowed every 2 years.

https://www.facebook.com/COInvihash18/

Cum join the Colorado Hash House Harriers for a debaucherous Labor Day weekend as we celebrate the 18th bi-anal Colorado Invihash at an Adventure Park!

Lodging will be a combination of tiny houses, yurts, RV parking, and camping, in honor of Colorado dirt bags. Each tiny house has a half bath, a full kitchen, and a gas grill; yurts have a gas grill. If you’re in a yurt or camping, and you feel the need to be clean, there are two bath houses on either side of the lodging area.

Located a mere hour from Denver right off I-70, Lawson Adventure Park is situated on a 40-acre plot of land, and as the name implies, has an Adventure Park! Ropes course, climbing wall, bungee tramp, mechanical bull and more! All are available to hashers (you have to register separately). Once the Park closes, the entire place is ours! We’ve spoken in depth with the owners, and they know exactly what we’re about, and they are very excited to host this event. Drunkeness? YES, Nudity? YES! Hot tub? YES! Running drunk and naked through a genuine ghost town? FUCK YES! (Safety third)

For those of you looking to gain some vert, the park backs up to Saxon Mountain, and miles of BLM land, so ball-buster trails should be interesting. For those of you in the never-leave camp crowd, there’s plenty of trails near enough camp that you can be in the woods one minute and filling up your beer the next.

There will be a welcome trail on Friday, 4 trails each on Sat & Sun (Zippy, Turkey, Eagle, & Ball Buster), and a change of mismanagement trail on Monday.

Rego Prices:
Tier 1 (30) - $89.69 SOLD OUT
Tier 2 (30) - $119 SOLD OUT
Tier 3 (40) - $129 SOLD OUT
Wait List Only

Your Rego Price Tier will only be held for one week if payment is not made at time of rego

CO InviHash - Safety Third Zip Up Hoodie - $35

Rego prices include:
• Booze (including cider for those touchy stomach types)
• Food – Lunch & Dinner each day
• Swag – Something awesome, stay tuned
• Trails – Trails for adventure types
• Altitude – Camp is at 7,775’
• Something barely legal

Lodging @ Lawson Adventure Park
• Tiny houses – sleep 4 (queen bed, pull out couch) @ $195/night
• 2-bedroom tiny house – sleeps 7 (1 queen, 1 queen/single bunk, pull out couch) $296/night
• Yurts – (sleep 4) @ $110/night
• RV spots – hookup $51/night, non-hookup $34 /night
• Camping – undetermined number of spots - $25/night

To book lodging, call 855-372-7238 and tell them that you're with the hasher group. Booking will need to be done on your own. There are only 100 spaces to put your drunken head, so we need to book the entire place. Grab a couple of your closest friends, and book an entire yurt or cabin (there's a stupid fee if we tried to do it individually instead of booking the cabin or yurt). If you are without friends, post on the facebook page, and we'll help the lost misfits find roomies.

lawsonadventurepark.com

The payment part of this has been a little wonky. If it gives you trouble, send monies to COInvihash18@gmail.com, and we'll manually update your rego. Please add your Nerd Name in the notes section, so we can make sure to update the correct rego. Also, make sure that you're sending to Friends/Family (not as a service) to avoid the PayPal Service account.

Any questions/problems, contact 2x1 @ twogaysocksonecowboyhat@gmail.com


Location Details

Lawson Adventure Park

3440 Alvarado Rd, Dumont, CO 80436


Public Event

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94 Hashers came

including:

Buckman

(MiHiHuHa)

Hand Job

(P2H4)

Bread Box

(P2H4)

Closest Dick’ll Do

(BH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(DH3-BH3)

Quality Asshole

(P2H4)

UltraWimp

(Denver H3)

Check my box

(HuaH3)

Lowlife

(DenverH3)

Easy Button

(MiHiHuHa)

Just Michelle

(Denver)

Chucky Cheeks

(Colorado H3)

NoGirth

(P2H4)

Nobody's Señor Nipples

(MiHiHuHa)

Reluctant Snowball

(WH3)

Bloody Z

Kimchi
...

Sizzlean

(P2H4)

Erection Master

(P2H4)

Bring Your Own Vibrator

(FH3)

The Futile Fertile Fucker

(FTCH3)

Blackout Mount

(Boulder H3)

Cock Rider

(Hu Ha Hash)

Tiny Penguin Load

Fort Collins Hash House Harriers
...

Just Tom

(MOA2H3)

That Girl

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

NIPS

Pikes Peak Hash House Harriers & Harriettes
...

Piss in Puss

(LDSH3)

Turd

(LRH3)

On myself, every time

(LDSH3)

Shoe Fucker

(DH3-BH3)

Fu Man Chew Me

(Northern NM H3)

Dime fag

(EH3)

It's Not Herpes

(FTCH3)

Cock Taco

Phoenix H3
...

What's My Name Bitch

(DenverH3)

Yeastee Boy

(P2H4)

Sh*t Yeah!

(P2H4)

U Goat Girl

(DenverH3)

Kork Soaker

(P2H4)

Room For Jesus

(LDSH3)

Midnight Sttoker

(PPH4)

Emancipation Masturbation

(MiHiHuHa)

Dickens Cider

(Pikes peak/kimchi )

Deep throat

(PPH3)

Tainted Glove

(DH3)

I'm Too Sexy For My Shorts

(P2H4)

Stunt Kunt

(P2H4)

Hurts So Good

Denver Full Moon H3
...

Charity

(Denver H3)

Hot Sticky Buns

(DenverH3)

Glitoris

(P2H4)

Snatch 'n Sniff

(P2H4)

Alien vs Predator

(DH3-BH3)

Velma’s Bitch

Other Orlando H3
...

Anaphylactic Cock

(DenverH3)

Betty White's Taco Dip

(MiHiHuHa)

A$$ Whisperer

(Colorado)

Just Matt

(PhoenixH3)

Twisted Pirate Porn

( McMurdoH3)

Just Nico

(DH3-BH3)

Knee Deep in Brown Stuff

(Denver Retro Trai...)

Pansy ass tree huggin hippie bullshit

(Pikes peak/kimchi)

Pippi Dong Stalker

(BH3)

Butt Chug

(Tac/SS H3)

Penis Colada

(MiHiHuHa)

What Wouldn't Debbie Do?

(PCH3)

I'll Pack Her

Wandering Whore H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Swiss Butt-Cheese

(Little Rock)

Whore's Whisperer

(MiHiHuHa)

Just Brett

(DenverH3)

Triple-Tongue

(Denver Retro Trai...)

Auto Erotic Fixation

(ABQH3)

Liquor Tits

(DenverH3)

Yadel My Yabia

(LDSH3)

Tiny Whiney Bitch

Colorado Road Whores H3
...

Full Service

(P2H4)

Foreign Foreplayed Iowa Soiled

(DH3)

Urethra Franklin

(Northern NM H3)

Go-Go Gadget Finger

Colorado Kimchi
Why not?

Rearender

(PPH3)

Three Balls Deep

(LVHHH (vlv!))

RIP

(H4)

Goes in Wet, Comes out Pink

(MiHiHuHa)

Cellar Dweller

(DH3)