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Cuntress of Roadwhoristan

DenverH3

Hare Raiser Denver H3, CO Roadwhore Campout Host

CO Road Whore Campout 2023 2023

07/21 07:37 PM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $89*

WHAT: Colorado Road Whore Camp Out 2023

This is a dispersed hash camping trip. This means no cabins and no showers available. (But there will be port-a-potties)

WHERE: Plan for a location between Alma, CO and Jefferson, CO. As this is dispersed camping, we will have exact coordinates the week of!

WHEN: Friday, July 21st - Sunday, July 23rd

WHO: All those with the road whore spirit. But especially virgins.

COST: $69.69 until May 15th!
May 15th - May 31st: $79.69
June 1st - June 30th: $89.69
July 1st - July 10th: $99.69

TO PAY:
Rego will not be confirmed until you pay.

Venmo Cuntress at @jessica-bland-11
Please note that we will not be accepting PayPal.

ADD ON Activity: $15 for a T-shirt designed by Wankers Dozen to TIE-DYE!

HARD REGO CUTOFF:
We will ONLY accept regos UNTIL July 10th, but will accept transfers. No amount of beer, other libations, or personal favors will be accepted as bribery.

WHAT YOUR REGO GETS YOU:
Friday dinner, Saturday brunch and dinner, Sunday breakfast, trail beer, orange food, real snacks, cool hab, and our delightful company.

EVENTS:
Friday: Opening Circle + Tutu Glow Stick Tent Crawl + Midnight Naked Hash

Saturday: Morning Tye-Dyeing,
Main Trail, Hash Olympdicks, Midnight Naked Hash

Sunday: Clean up trail and GTFO

HARES:
Friday Tutu Tent Crawl - TBA
Saturday Main Trail - Rings and Naked

WHAT TO BRING:
Tutus, vessels, cranium lamps, shiggy socks, whistles, plenty of virgins, your own camping gear (especially a chair!), and personal libations.

DON’T FORGET: WATER 3 gallons per person

If you forget your vessel, we will be selling Road Whore vessels for $3

(Want to hare or sponsor a shot stop? Message us!)

CAMP COMMITTEE:
Pink, Sir Hiss, Cuntress, Easy Button, Knee Deep in BS, Triple Tongue, Dime Fag, Rings, Naked for No Reason


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Public Event

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28 Hashers came

including:

Just Malcolm

(DenH3)

Runs With No Name

Tiny Hands H3
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Dime Fag

Denver Full Moon H3
...

Shoe Fucker

(DenverH3)

Fist Deep

(MH5)

Triple Tongue

(Denver H3)

Goes in Wet Comes out Pink

(CRWH3)

Just Meg

(CRWH3)

Cockerfield and Peno

(BoulderH3)

ZZ Topknot

(MiHiHuHa)

Jurassic Twatwaffle

(FTCH3)

Bangus Some Angus

(MiHiHuHa)

Jiggley Fuck Strikes Back

(DenverH3)

Shiggy Stardust!

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
BlowMe, Creepy, Pretty...

Just TO

(MiHiHuHa)

Easy Button

(MiHiHuHa)

Emancipation Masturbation

(MiHiHuHa)

Frosted Tumblr Tits

(FCH3)

Gross Tonnage

(Kimchi)

Farmers Fantasy

(DH3)

Knee Deep in Brown Stuff

(Denver H3)

Cockerfield

(BoulderH3)

Cummando Cobbler

(SOH4)

Cuntress of Roadwhoristan

Denver Hash House Harriers
Hare Raiser Denver H3,...

Foreign Soiled

(Denver H3)

Sir Hiss

Colorado Road Whores H3
...