WHAT: Colorado Road Whore Camp Out 2023

This is a dispersed hash camping trip. This means no cabins and no showers available. (But there will be port-a-potties)

WHERE: Plan for a location between Alma, CO and Jefferson, CO. As this is dispersed camping, we will have exact coordinates the week of!

WHEN: Friday, July 21st - Sunday, July 23rd

WHO: All those with the road whore spirit. But especially virgins.

COST: $69.69 until May 15th!
May 15th - May 31st: $79.69
June 1st - June 30th: $89.69
July 1st - July 10th: $99.69

TO PAY:
Rego will not be confirmed until you pay.

Venmo Cuntress at @jessica-bland-11
Please note that we will not be accepting PayPal.

ADD ON Activity: $15 for a T-shirt designed by Wankers Dozen to TIE-DYE!

HARD REGO CUTOFF:
We will ONLY accept regos UNTIL July 10th, but will accept transfers. No amount of beer, other libations, or personal favors will be accepted as bribery.

WHAT YOUR REGO GETS YOU:
Friday dinner, Saturday brunch and dinner, Sunday breakfast, trail beer, orange food, real snacks, cool hab, and our delightful company.

EVENTS:
Friday: Opening Circle + Tutu Glow Stick Tent Crawl + Midnight Naked Hash

Saturday: Morning Tye-Dyeing,
Main Trail, Hash Olympdicks, Midnight Naked Hash

Sunday: Clean up trail and GTFO

HARES:
Friday Tutu Tent Crawl - TBA
Saturday Main Trail - Rings and Naked

WHAT TO BRING:
Tutus, vessels, cranium lamps, shiggy socks, whistles, plenty of virgins, your own camping gear (especially a chair!), and personal libations.

DON’T FORGET: WATER 3 gallons per person

If you forget your vessel, we will be selling Road Whore vessels for $3

(Want to hare or sponsor a shot stop? Message us!)

CAMP COMMITTEE:
Pink, Sir Hiss, Cuntress, Easy Button, Knee Deep in BS, Triple Tongue, Dime Fag, Rings, Naked for No Reason