Please note - despite other misleading details to the contrary, you MUST Venmo as listed in description below before your spot is guaranteed.

COLORADO ROAD WHORE CAMPOUT 2022

Roadwhores unite! Cum join us in the middle of no where for a dispersed camping weekend of misadventure, shitty beer, beautiful porta-potties, and trails that really blow!

WHERE: Vedauwoo, Wyoming near the Happy Jack Recreation Area (dispersed camping coordinates will be posted week of in private FB group)

WHEN: Aug. 5th - 7th

WHY: To drink shitty beer of course!

REGO: $69.00 early bird rego. $79.69 starting July 1st. (Inflation’s a bitch!) Will cover meals for the weekend, trail and circle beers, a couple of communal kegs, and some sweet swag. Once you’ve regoed, you’ll be invited to the private FB page where event updates will be posted.

TO PAY: Venmo @jessica-bland-11 (Cuntress’s Venmo!) Include your hash name and nerd name in details.

FOOD:

Friday Dinner - Hotdogs/Veggie Dogs, Mac N Cheese, Salad, chips

Saturday/Sunday Breakfast - Breakfast Burritos with eggs, sausage, peppers and flour or GF almond flour tortilla. There will be sausage-less for vegetarians. Some will have jalapeño! Served with salsa and sour cream.

We will have caffeinated tea, instant coffee, sugar, and some sort of creamer, and kettle. We’ll also be bringing our personal 4-cup percolator. Plan your caffeine intake wisely. Coleman stove will be available to use soberly.

Saturday Lunch - Ham/Turkey Sandwiches, Chips, Veggie Tray, Apples

Saturday Dinner - BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich/Impossible Burgers, Salt Potatoes, Baked Beans, Pasta Salad

SCHEDULE:

Friday Night: Tent Shot Crawl; Naked Tutu Hash in five minutes

Saturday:
Draft Punk Beer Social hosted by Road Head at noon
Main Trail at 2pm
( and a Naked Hash in five minutes!)

Sunday: Fat Boy Trail with some sweet Hashers Not Trashers swag for those who stay and help clean up!

INTERESTED IN BEING A HARE OR SHOT SPONSOR? Let us know!

BRING: Water, camping gear, tutus, shiggy socks and shoes, and your hashing spirit. Miracle cures for hangovers also recommended. Oh, and did we mention water?

Camp Committee:
GM - Goes in Wet, Comes out Pink

Hosts - Cuntress of Roadwhoristan & Sir Hiss n’ Shits-a-Lot

Other Orgasmizers: Fist Deep, Betty White’s Taco Dip, Easy Button