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Chicago H3 - Memorial Day Weekend ($69) 2025

05/24 07:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $50*

Shiggy:

Full weekend rego is $69. The $50 listed is for Main Event only
Full weekend rego gets you THREE trails and TWO meals!

Join us as Chicago officially cums out of hibernation to celebrate the start of summer while we let our geek flags fly, with three hash-filled days of bad decisions.

SCHEDULE:
Extra Credit Thursday: Thirstday H8 - Free trail for all the rego'd hashers! Check the calendar: https://chicagohash.org/hare-line/chicagoland-hashes-calendar/

Extra Credit Friday: 7 pm Drinking Practice at 2twenty2 Tavern in the Loop. 222 S. Wabash Ave, Chicago, IL 60604; Not included in rego price. Drinking Practice is pay your own way.

Actual Event Shenanigans

Saturday:
Theme: Dungeons and Dragons - Show us your geek kink with this DnD themed trail; if it's your best bard attire or if you're fulfilling a different kind of dungeon fantasy, we're here for it.
Hare: Sleepy Nom Noms (Live lay)
RA: The Dark Kunt
Location: Brands Park: 3285 N Elston Ave, Chicago, IL 60618 - 2 pm Chalk Talk - ON-OUT 2:30 ish
Optional pre-lube at DMen: Tap 2849 W Belmont Ave, Chicago, IL 60618; not included in rego price
Optional On-after is also at DMen Tap; not included in rego price

Sunday: Main Event
Theme: GEEK OUT! For National Geek Day
Trails: Chicago Shiggy < 6.9, Turkey and Eagle Trail - A classic Chicago jaunt through the forest; there will be dirt, bugs, wetness. Those of you that need your R word fix, the Eagle will showcase a bit more pavement and milage.
Never Leave Camp: In lieu of trail, The Dark Kunt has some good ole fashioned YARGs (Y'all Ain't Right Games) planned. Be ready to move a little and drink a lot while the chaos ensues.
Hares: The Dark Kunt, Marbleous Asshole, and ...He's Still Limping (Live Lay)
RA: Sleepy Nom Noms
Location: Bunker Hill - Picnic Grove 3 https://g.co/kgs/Pb6qwJe
Check-in at Noon - Trail On-Out 1pm ish
*Note the main event is All Ages

Monday:
Theme: Hangover/Red, White, and Blue Superhero
Hare: Throat Job - This is a live, 'follow the hare' type hangover trail and Throats first solo haring, AND Thoats exactly 1 year analversary of hashing. (Live Lay)
RA: Blondie Mcfucksalot
Location: Rusty Cocks Loft and Rooftop Lounge - 1872 N Clybourn #607
Meet at Noon - Trail On-Out 1pm ish
*Note the hangover trail is All Ages

Can't make it all weekend? No problem! We offer a la carte for walk-ups. Saturday $20, Sunday - Main event $50 - Monday $20. Gimmees are not guaranteed for walk-ups attending Sunday.

Regos must be paid within three days of submission. Regos not paid within three days of submission will be deleted, and hashers will need to rego again.
$69 event price closes on Wednesday, 5/21* Walk-ups will still be welcome day of.

Pay regos to Oh Die Mark!
Venmo: @Vincent-Butera
Paypal: Vincent.j.butera@gmail.com
And if all else fails, Zelle: 412-498-3956


Saturday - Dungeons and Dragons/ Sunday - Geek Out - National Geek Day/ Monday - Memorial Day - Red, White, and Blue Superhero

Costumes! A vessel! Sunday change of clothes annddddd Potluck: For the main event Sunday we offer a $5 reimbursement to those that bring something to share at the Potluck.

Location Details

(Sunday Main Event) Bunker Hill Shelter 03

https://maps.app.goo.gl/PcZQKAGzsWxkB6jB8

Crash Space

Event organizers can help find crash space for out-of-towners, a link will be provided closer to the event.


Public Event

See the full list!

31 Hashers came

including:

Third Personality Disorder

(ChiH3)

Takes It All

(MidwestH3)

Rimlicker

(DenverH3)

Big Gulp

(Dallas)

Blondie McFucksalot

(Ragtime H3)

Bit in the Clit of Texas

Thirstday H3
**clap clap clap**

Cums Anyway

Houston H3
...

Snatchsquatch

(TH3)

Lost Her Penis

(ChiH3)

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

(Stupid Rotten H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Chicago H3)

One Fuck Chuck

(CH3)

Daddy Issues

(BeijingH3)

Rip 'Em Snip 'Em

(Thirstday H3)

EZ

(BDH3)

Spank Me May I Have My Mother

(BostonH3)

Steps in Shit

(CH3)

Hot Mess Bench Press

(CH3)

Rotten

(Stupid Rotten H3)

The Dark Kunt

(ChiTh3)

Sleepy Nom Nom

(CH3)

McPisser

Houston H3
...

Faming Flaggett

(Dallas H3)

Bottom Wrangler

Chicago H3
...

Throat Job

(ChiH3)

Mr. Motherfucking Homodynamics, Esq

(ChiH3)

Ho Ho

(Dallas)

Boy Scout

(CH3)