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CHHH

I'm not here to fuck. I'm here to fuck shit up.

CHHH Charlottesville Golf Hash 2017

04/14 06:30 PM

A CHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $75*

04/14 06:30 PM to 4/16 01:00 PM

A CHHH Hash Weekend
Dates:
14-16 April 2017, with a bar trail pre-lube Friday night and a Fat Boy trail Sunday

Welcum to the cHARLOTtesville Golf Hash Weekend & 600th Trail.
Friday trail starts from Three Notched Brewery 946 Grady Ave, Charlottesville, VA 22903
Friday Night there will be an A to A trail with 9 shot/beer checks, ending up at a local place for the finest gourmet nachos that you can purchase. Prepare to tour around gorgeous cHARLOTtesville, VA on foot but if you do it right all the booze will ensure that you don’t remember any of it! In memory of Arnold Palmer we will all be doing a shot together on the lawn & have a moment of silence.

Times:
Registration for the Saturday trail opens at 12pm, Saturday, April 11th from the hotel.
Hares away at 1:39pm. Circle immediately following trail.
Trail is A to A. Do not ask the shiggy level. There is shiggy. Prepare for it.

Your super sexy hare Plan B will be taking you on a 3 hour tour of cHARLOTtesville. Gilligan might not be on this trail but some skipper could make an appearance if you get lucky *Please note this is a real trail. Not a walking trail. You will need a light.* You will be rewarded with the finest craft beers Cville has to offer if you go on trail. If you would like to stay behind & do the bitching/whiners trail there will be a shorter alternate route provided for you.

Saturday Night: Harlot Party
Dinner Starting at 6:30 PM
Location: Holly's Deli & Pub, 1221 East Market Street, Charlottesville, VA
Gilligan's Island Theme
Come take a ride on the SS Harlot with Captain Green Nuts at the wheel. Enjoy drinks, dancing & food til 2 AM with hashers only. Wear your nicest naughty-cal themed outfits but please keep your crabs to yourself.

Sunday Fatboy start 10 AM hash time. Short trail, mimosas, and Bloody Mary's. Start location Hash Hotel.

Bring ID for the bars. Hares will provide shots & beer on trail Friday.

What you get:
The best party ever with a DJ and dancing at a private local venue until 2 AM (hashers ONLY)
A 9 shot stop trail on Friday that will leave you smashed
A Harlot- approved giveaway
A custom event patch and Toetag
A catered buffet Saturday night
Mimosa fat boy trail Sunday morning
Snacks, shots, down-downs, and drink specials on the Friday night pre-lube

Price: (Does not include Paypal fees, save the fee and pay in cash at any CH3 trail)
Now until March 10th=$65
March 10th -April 11th =$75
April 11th - Day of Event =$80
No online regos after April 11th please.

No refunds, but you may sell your Rego. Please email us if you do.


Location Details

Red Roof Inn

2011 Holiday Drive CHARLOTesville, VA 22901

Red Roof Inn Charlottesville

Make a Reservation

RED ROOF INN CHARLOTTESVILLE
2011 HOLIDAY DRIVE
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA 22901

PHONE: 434-971-3746
FAX: 434-977-7847

*You have until MARCH 31st to book your room under our group reservation: Group name is Golf Hash! If they cannot find the reservation under the group name please give the code B389GOLHAS. Group rate for a double bed room is $101 (normally $130-$140 on Easter weekend) so the early bird gets the discount!


Schedule of Events

Friday trail starts from Three Notched Brewery 946 Grady Avenue
Friday Night there will be an A to A trail with 9 shot/beer checks, ending up at a local place for the finest gourmet nachos that you can purchase. Prepare to tour around gorgeous cHARLOTtesville, VA on foot but if you do it right all the booze will ensure that you don’t remember any of it! In memory of Arnold Palmer we will all be doing a shot together on the lawn & have a moment of silence.
Note: There is no actual golfing, just dress like you’re ready to hit the links!


Registration for the Saturday trail opens at 12pm, Saturday, April 11th from the hotel.
Hares away at 1:39pm. Circle immediately following trail.
Trail is A to A. Do not ask the shiggy level. There is shiggy. Prepare for it.


Holly's Deli & Pub, 1221 E Market St, Charlottesville, Virginia
Gilligan's Island Theme
Come take a ride on the SS Harlot with Captain Green Nuts at the wheel. Enjoy drinks, dancing & food til 1 AM with hashers only. Wear your nicest naughty-cal themed outfits but please keep your crabs to yourself.


Sunday Fatboy start 10 AM hash time. Short trail, mimosas, and Bloody Mary's. Start location Hash Hotel.


Public Event

47 Hashers came:

Ass Juices

RH3
F*ck Eric!

Bear Back Fanny Packed

CHHH
Bear Back Fanny Packed

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCRW
If you can't laugh at ...

Map My Cunt

SMUTTyCrab
I am not a cartographer.

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Ass Spelunker

(DCRW)

BamBam Bottomfeeder

(CHHH)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Cokeadoodle Do Me

(RH3)

Cumductor

(RH3)

Green Nuts & Ham

(cHARLOTtesville HHH)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Mountain Dew Me

(CHHH)

Must Stank Sally

CHHH

NFHN Morganne

(CHHH)

Pen Island

(TH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(DCRW)

Plan B

CHHH

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(CHHH)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Saddle Up Sue

(BAH3)

Saint Beat-a-Dick

(CHHH)

Sandusky Train Dookie

(7H4)

Seaman Service

(CHHH)

Shock My Monkey

(RIH3)

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

Uncanned Hot Ass Messes

(LVH3)

Unleash the Furrry

(CCH3)

Wintertime Wookie Bush

(7H4)