Cost: $100*
Honk, Honk, you bunch of half-minds! Ready to act like a silly goose, pitch a tent, and wonder where all of that honking is coming from?
We’re back with the Sweet Family Reunion 3: Menage Foie Gras, and it’s going to be just as good for the goose as it is the gander!
We are headed back to our favorite island, once again! As usual, there are no RVs, no car camping, and no pop-ups. Just your tents, hammocks, cold beer, and maybe the glorious sounds of nature. Did I say…HONK!
So, save the date! We will be back on the island May 15 – May 17!
More to follow soon, so keep your eyes open!
What to expect:
– Tent or hammock camping under the stars (or under someone’s questionable tarp job)
– Trails, beer, and plenty of hashy entertainment including your favorite, barely-athletic Hash Olympics , and just general shenanigans
– And we are bringing back the Saturday night Low Country Boil. We’re talking shrimp, sausage, corn, potatoes, and the sweet, sweet smell of shellfish regret!
– We are pulling all of the stops this year for our rego process. We have consulted the greatest scientific minds that the hash has to offer and….who am I kidding? We are going with the same process that we have used fo the past two years. Locals and regulars get priority, and any leftover spots will be filled via lottery
– A strict ban on non-consensual honking (we see you, geese), because consent is SEXY!
HONK!
Will be provided in email the week of the event
Start Location TBA
2pm - 5pm: Coolers open/Check-in
5pm - 7pm: Dinner (Pizza)
7pm - 8pm: Sunset trail
8pm - 10pm: Black Light Dance Party
After 10pm: Quiet hours
8am - 10am: Breakfast (Breakfast burritos)
8am - 12pm: 3 man/Hash Necklace making
9 am - 11am: Check-in reopens
12pm - 2pm: Lunch (Hot dogs)
12pm - 5pm: Yard games/Olympdicks
2pm - 5pm: Trail
6pm - 8pm: Supper (Low Country Boil)
8pm - 10pm: Campfire (TBD; depends on the burn ban)
After 10pm: Quiet hours
7am - 10am: Breakfast (scavenging)
7am - 10am: Pack-up/Clean-up'
10am - 11am: GTFO!
including:
Just Mahdi
(CH3)
Jager Sheister
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Uranus
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Sweaty Nipples Surprise
(CTrH3)
International House of Vagina
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(CH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Fournicorn
(CH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTrH3)
Give the Bitch a Ring
(WHHHH)
Dick A Day
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Hung Like a Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
SheepNext2Me
(Charlotte H3/Olde...)
Talks Long Dry Ride
(TC2H3)
Dungeons and Strap-ons
(SMUSHHH)
Fire Crotch
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(CH3)
Good Girl
(CH3)
FLUBE
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Hot Tub Sex machine
(CH3)
Purple Kitchen
(SMUSHHH)
#MakeAnalGapeAgain
(CH3)
Save a Whore Ride a Sith Lord
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Just Marino
(CLTH3)
Just Lace
(TC2H3)
Kirby
(DenverH3)
Dingle Beard
(CH3)
Daddy Douche Care
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Ballgag
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Lifeless Tongue
(CH3)
Labrum Not Labia
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Crapper McWrapper
(VH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
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