Cost: $10
Dogs are NOT allowed at sloshball
Please rego and pay today, if we have enough paid regos before the day, we will get a keg of decent beer instead of canned shitty beer.
Cum one, cum all to Cape Fear's annual Sloshball shitshow!!!!!
Spongebath Squarepants and Kitty Kitty Bang Bang have been kind enough to open their house and yard to us for the shenanigans this year.
We will be starting the game around 3:30PM, but feel free to come a little early to get settled in and warmed up!
What's slosh ball you ask? Essentially drunken kickball. You must have a cup of beer in your hand at all times! You must chug a partial bear in order to be safe on first base! Everyone on the field will also be stuck with beer in hand trying to tag you out! The first team to 69 points wins! All other relevant rules will be explained loudly and repeatedly because y'all don't listen/read anyway!
We will also be providing burgers and dogs for dinner after the game. (Hence the $10). We will not be providing vegetarian options, but feel free to bring something to be grilled and you can beg Kitty Kitty to cook it for you.
Bring a tent if you want to crash, Spongy and Kitty Kitty have plenty of space for you drunk wankers to sleep and wait for your BAC to drop to safe levels. (There is some inside sleeping available too, but it is limited so don't bank on it).
Bug spray, sun screen, a will to win, tent if you're staying over
including:
Spongebath Squarepants CFH3
(CFH3)
Virgin Amanda
(DTWH3)
Kidcest is Best
(CFH3)
Bear Force 1
(CFH3)
Brother's Creeper
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Fez
(OH3)
Blumpkin Pie
(DTWH3)
Cums Late With A Big Load
(CFH3)
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