CFH3 is back on Pelican/New Keg Island for camping, swimming, drinking, crabs, pelicans, shark's teeth, more drinking, campfires, and general hashiness!
EVERYONE GOES ON THE WAIT LIST AT FIRST. NO, IT'S NOT SOLD OUT. PUT YOURSELF ON THE WAITLIST AND WAIT A WEEK FOR US TO MOVE YOU ONTO THE ISLAND.
Look, the island is small. There is zero room for assholes. Approximately one week after rego opens MisMan will move non-assholes off the waitlist. Your spot is still not guaranteed until you pay. If you've never hashed with CFH3 before we need a named hasher to vouch for your non-asshole status.
What you get:
Private island for you and your hashy friends, shenanigans, insects, cool give-away, drinking water, meals on Saturday, breakfast Sunday, a toilet bucket. Cape Fear will be supplying a good amount of beer, seltzer, and cider, but since you are all lushes be sure to bring your own beverages as well!
Parking: River Road Park has changed its parking layout drastically. Stay tuned for parking options.
How to get there:
Paddle you own kayak, canoe or raft with all your gear. Or borrow or rent one from a fellow hasher. Or rent a kayak from somewhere else local for you and your gear. Or bribe a local fisherman to take you over. Or figure out something else for you and your gear. MisManagement will have a boat take equipment over to the island, but MisManagement wants to get drunk, too – so paddle your own a$$ over to the island! (Seriously – it’s an easy paddle. Put your crap in a drybag to keep it safe and paddle yourself over to the island. Great exercise, you’ll be out in the sun, dolphins will be swimming along with you, etc.)
No dogs will be allowed on the island. Sorry
A kayak, canoe, SUP, jonboat, raft, jetski, hovercraft, or some safe way of getting yourself and your stuff over to Pelican Island; extra beverages of choice (wine, booze); tent, hammock, or something to sleep on or in; bug spray; sun screen; swim suit; cigarettes, condoms, or other survival supplies you need.
River Road Park, Wilmington - launch point & parking
6500 River Rd, Wilmington, NC 28412
Paddle over anytime after noon.
Bring your own supper.
Drink hash beer.
Wave at container ships going by.
Breakfast at 8:00ish.
Drink more beer.
Lunch at noon-ish.
More water sports.
Kayak paddle trail 2:00-ish.
Supper at 6:00-ish.
Wave at more container ships.
Shooting Star trail at dusk.
Don't drown or set fire to the island.
Breakfast whenever you stumble out of your tent.
Clean up - we were never here!
Pack your shit up & paddle it home.
Regret everything and nothing all at the same time.
Daddy Douche Care
E.M.T. (Emergency Moonshine Technician)
Humpy Dumpty In My Cunty
Mac N Cheese Poopy PLZ FU
Fuck Dem Kids
Don't Ask, Don't Touch My Pu$$y(Foot)
Yellow Summer Stream
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
Suck That Dixie
Pinky and the TrainBang
Three Gays Grace
Once Twice Three Times No Homo
It ain't gay if it's in a 7way
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
Titties on Tap or Taps on Titties, Your Choice!
I am 17 Fisting on 15
Dumpster Dumpster Dumpster
Bear Force 1
Do You Have a D-Cell?